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Ring Sluts

Studio: Cherry Boxxx » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/2/03

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Ring Sluts

Cherry Boxxx Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Rick Davis

Cast: Jassie, Lauren Phoenix, John West, Crystal Rae, Kelly Jensen, Cheyne Collins, Aria, Rhiannon Bray, Barrett Blade, Jack Spade, Matt Bixell, Randy

Length: 121 minutes

Date of Production: 7/22/03 (box), 6/18/03 (credits)

Extra's: photogallery, (the double sided DVD cover was for a second movie, completely unrelated to the feature)

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the industry standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as usual. Aside from a bit of grain, and occasional lighting issues, it looked pretty clear for this type of production. The audio was presented in stereo English and while the vocals were sometimes too low, they were generally clear as well.

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Body of Review: Fans of boxing have long known that a lot of the women hanging around the ring, either during professional matches or amateur bouts, are known as Ring Sluts, the title of this feature. There was no acting going on, just a set of six scenes where the gals had sex either on or beside a boxing ring. While this premise is pretty flimsy, the whole idea was to showcase a set of gals that wanted to have sex for the viewer, with some doing a good job. The men weren't credited and I only knew half of them but if you cared about who they were, you'd be writing letters to the company and pointing out how cheaply made that makes their movies look. In any case, here's a breakdown of the scenes, noting that all of them had oral and straight with no condoms used:

Scene One: Jassie, a very lean brunette, and a skinhead looking dude, had sex inside a boxing ring. In this first round of "box" action, the two engaged in oral and straight with her tasting herself on his penis several times until her popped on her face. It wasn't a bad scene.

Scene Two: Lauren, a tall gal with nice curves, started off her scene with a bit of tease too. After a few moments, the bell rang out and John joined her in the ring, providing her with some oral stimulation as he went down on her. She returned the favor and then had him on the ropes before he mounted her (although she mounted him as they switched positions). He finished by popping in her mouth. Warm!

Scene Three: Crystal, a long and lean blonde, learned the ropes quickly as she waited for her guy to join her in the ring. The two retire to a love seat and have a playful scene where she took care of him orally and then they screwed. The sex was oral and straight and warmish but fun, ending with a pop shot to the face.

Scene Four: Kelly, a lean gal with girl-next-door looks, took on Cheyne on a love seat after warming up in the boxing ring. After some oral, she rode him hard, shaking the camera in the process it was so pounding. The sex was pretty solid because of it too. Whew!

Scene Five: Aria, the lean brunette bombshell that has been a bodybuilder for a while now, took care of her partner by forcing him to service her. His name wasn't mentioned either (although he acted like a wussy) but he had weird Elvis sideburns. She carried the scene (big surprise, huh?) and it was very warm because of that fact.

Scene Six: Rhiannon, another lean brunette, dispensed with the tease portion of the scene (for the most part) and had sex with Barrett on the steps to the boxing ring. He dominated her (and she claimed to like it) so the two of them did the deed. The sex was still oral and straight with a facial at the end. Not a bad scene.

Summary: I doubt very much that this one will win any awards but it wasn't too bad if you're looking for generic porn. The female cast was generally attractive and lesser known in the porn world and the sex well done enough that you won't turn it off once you start watching. I'd have preferred better extras and a complete cast listing but there was a decent amount of material in the feature itself. I'd suggest it as a Rent It unless you're a fan of the cast.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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