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Golden Girls 3

Studio: Video X Pix » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 11/2/03

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Golden Girls 3

Genre: Feature

Director: Frank Thring

Cast: Janet, Daniella Schiffer, Sara, Lara Lion, Teresa, Venus, Valentina Valli, Anne, Kelly, Maria, Claudio Meloni, Patrick, Karl, Charlie, Neeo, Cage, Frank Thring

Length: 105 minutes

Date of Production: 7/31/2003

Extra's: 45 minute behind the scenes and interview with Frank Thring, Trailers

Audio/Video Quality: Presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color with stereo sound. The video is crisp and clear at times and softens up at others. The color between two different cameras in the same scene do not match at all so you get a very noticeable shift. The audio is up and down throughout the entire movie with the music being too loud.

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Plot Summary: The "Pee Collector" is terrifying a european town by forcing attractive women to urinate into his glass bottle at gun point. Two police officers are trying to track him down to end this before he goes any further

Review: Whew! I didn't know what I was getting into here. This is the first Golden Girls volume I have watched and I was afraid that I would be out of the loop on what was going on in the series, but as it turns out, each volume is a different story. The women are beautiful but the sex is inconsistent, sometimes within the same scene. While watching the movie, I got the feeling it was very cut up and in the extras interview Frank says there are two versions of these Golden Girls videos, one for the US market and another for the European. The cuts are extremely annoying and are about as smooth as hitting a speed bump at 75mph. All of the girls have way too much lipstick on and leave lipstick trails where ever they put their lips. During one blowjob in particular, the girl uses a lot of spit which mixes with the red lipstick to make a pink liquid she keeps spitting on to the guys dick which is very unattractive. The dialogue is in English and several of the actors used sound as if English is about their sixth language so, it's a little rough to actually get into the "storyline". One poor girl speaks english so poorly they overdub her lines with another woman's voice and only show her face when she's not talking.

Overall Thoughts: I had a bad feeling when I saw the subtitle of "The Pee Collector" on the screen, turns out that feeling was very accurate. Poor editing, acting, make-up and inconsistent sex scenes are just too much for the gorgeous women to make up for. Frank Thring has done good videos in the past; The Academy, which he did for Private, is probably his best in my opinion. I would skip Golden Girls 3 and watch The Academy instead.

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