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Jack's Playground 3

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 11/7/03

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Robby D.

Cast: Monica Sweetheart, Jessica Jaymes, Bobbi Eden, Sylvia, Alicia Rhodes, Mo, Alyssa Lovelace, Tylar Lee, Jesse Jane, JJ, Tyce, Eric

Length: 109 Minutes

Date of Production: June 1, 2003

Extras: Photo Gallery, Trailers, Strip Blackjack (DVD-ROM)

Audio/Video: This picture is presented in 1:85 ratio widescreen. The picture quality is was good. There were no issues of a blocky/grainy picture. However the lighting was not great during all the scenes. Sometimes it's too dark, sometimes it's too bright, rarely it's just right. The audio is presented in 5.1 Digital Surround Sound. The sound quality is really good. I was surprised, since this being a gonzo feature, that there would be issues with the sound level jumping up and down. But there were no issues, the sound level stayed at a good audible level throughout the feature. There was no background music in the presentation.

DVD Mechanics: This DVD was poorly constructed. The navigation from scene to scene is awful. I.e. the traversing from scene to scene is not divided up well among chapter to chapter, you must fast forward to find what you are looking for.

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Body of Review: Have you ever wanted to star in a music video? Well, the plot of this film follows the female desire to do so. Robby D in this gonzo feature convinces girls that in order to get into his music videos, they've got to have sex on camera. Whoopy. This film continues on with a lot of random stuff. There's a Elvis who asks to borrow music CDs, a blow up down sex scene, etc. I have pointed out some of these interludes in the scene break down that involve nude girls. If you feel up to it you can see Don Houston's review of Jack's Playground, which is the first in the series.

Scene 1: Sylvia, JJ
Sylvia is a tall blonde with decent sized breasts. In my opinion she is probably not the most attractive girl in the world. Her scene starts out giving a blow job to JJ. They have sex on a bed in various positions. The scene ends with a facial. I was really not impressed with this girl or the scene. It was actually boring. Yawn.
Rating: 3/10

Scene 2: Monica Sweetheart, Tyce
Monica is a cute brunette with decent sized breasts. She has a very nice and firm body. Her scene starts with her giving oral to Tyce. The two then have sex on a couch in various positions, includes anal. The scene ends with a facial. Her oral segment was pretty long. It was good. She looked really into it. Overall the scene was pretty warm.
Rating: 7/10

Interlude: Tyler Lee or Tylar Lee
She's in the car with Robby D. They have some dialogue and she lifts her shirt and skirt. No scene, just a view. She's a cute girl with a nice body. I really wanted to see this girl in a scene. Very disappointing.

Scene 3: Bobbi Eden, Eric
Bobbi is an attractive blonde with firm breasts. The scene starts like all adult films, oral. The two take turns with one another. The sex is conducted on a couch in various positions. She's pretty quiet throughout the scene. The scene was okay.
Rating: 4/10

Interlude: Mo
Mo is pretty cute with large breasts. We watch this girl change clothing. All we see are her breasts. Nothing exciting happening here.

Scene 4: Jessica Jaymes, Alyssa Lovelace
Jessica is brunette with large breasts and a good body. We don't see much of Alyssa in this scene. We watch these two in a photo shoot like setting. After a few minutes Alyssa disappears, and we are left with Jessica who plays with herself. Jessica is pretty hot, I would have rather seen her in a boy/girl scene, than solo.
Rating: 7/10

Scene 5: Alicia Rhodes, JJ
Alicia is a blonde girl with droopy breasts. She's a bit pale, but pretty decent. She kicks off her scene by going down on JJ. Afterwards they jump straight into sex. Eventually they have anal sex. The scene ends with a facial. It was an alright scene, nothing too exciting.
Rating: 4/10

Concluding Words: Robby D's work with Action Sports Sex Series was my first real experience with the gonzo genre. So I was initially pretty excited to see some of his newer work. I was pretty let down and unexcited after my viewing of Jack's Playground 3. This film was just boring. The scenes weren't that great and there was just so much pointless stuff in between the scenes. And by some curse all the girls that I really wanted to see in a boy/girl scene, weren't. Of course they are the two best looking girls in this feature, Jessica Jaymes, the brunette found on the front of the cover and Tylar Lee, the brunette found on the back of the cover. The DVD was just disappointing; I suggest you Skip It.

Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10.

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