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Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/8/03

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Lex On Blondes

Red Light District/Mercenary Pictures

Genre: Inter racial, Gonzo

Director: Lexington Steele

Cast: Sue Diamond, Monica Sweetheart, Lexington Steele, Lana, Tia, Egypt, Alicia Rhodes, Nikita

Length: 135.5 minutes

Date of Production: 8/29/03

Extra's: 5 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage, 13 minutes of extra sex footage, trailers, photogallery, double sided DVD cover

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as virtually all porno's are made these days. It was pretty decent looking with a bit of grain and video noise due to weaker-than-average lighting. This has always been one of Lex's weaknesses on his direction but easy to fix too. The audio was presented in stereo English but also suffered from being a bit too mixed. Often enough, the booming bass track got in the way and the vocals would go from too low to too loud very quickly. Other than that, it was good.

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Body of Review: Now that Lexington Steele has left the folks at Red Light District, it's a good time to reevaluate his work there. For the most part, few people question his sexual stamina and ability (good thing too-the man has a massive penis and wields it like a true champion) but they do tend to harp on his directing ability. From my perspective, I think he gets the sexual energy right almost all the time which is the most difficult aspect of making porn. If you want to be a hack director, it's easy to take a class or two on setting up a static camera, setting up a few lights, and letting the camera roll. Capturing real heat is something that takes an eye for it and I think Lex has such an eye. It's a shame that he couldn't make a go of it at Red Light since I think with a bit of guidance, he'd have gotten the technical part down in a few more movies. In Lexington Steele XXX #2 , I think Lex proved he had what it took and now that he's moving to a new home, I wish him well. His last release for Red Light District is Lex On Blondes, a movie made for those of us who prefer women with blonde hair, curvy bodies, and a desire to tackle one of the biggest cocks in the world. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: The movie started off, appropriately enough with Sue and Monica, both attractive blondes, masturbating at the dining room table near Lex. He walks over and has them start working his dick over a bit to warm him up for the pumping action about to take place. The gals took turns riding him and did a lot of pussy to mouth (PTM) with his rod before he got some anal action (with ATM-Yay Monica!). It ended with an implied swallow scene and the gals sucking it afterwards.

Scene Two: Lana, a 19 year old blonde with killer curves and a perfect ass, told Lex how she's from Canada and loves sucking dick although it's her first video. Aside from the light of the windows being too strong, overpowering the performers, it was well done. Lex came in front of the camera and started playing with her before sticking it in her before any oral action. They then reverted to the usual formula and went at each other orally and in a straight screw before he popped on her face/chin. I could swear I've seen her elsewhere but maybe it was her twin. In all, a good scene though.

Scene Three: Tia, a bleach blonde with thick legs and large breasts, started masturbating for Lex with her vibrator on the couch. He then walked over and offered his dick for her sucking pleasure, which she took eagerly into her mouth. The couple then boned for a while in a few positions and he blew into her mouth. Her face didn't work for me but her body did.

Scene Four: Alicia, a blonde with an ample sample, and Egypt, a curvy blonde built for comfort, mot for speed, offered themselves up to Lex after warming each other up on a couch. They took turns sucking on his penis before riding on it like it was the best thing in the world. They then did anal with ATM with more energy than 90% of the leaner gals in the business. In short, they worked for it, which is a turn on. Yum!

Scene Five: Nikita, a blonde with a face like an ice queen but a body that'd warm you right back up, did a little striptease before masturbating on a couch. She looked a little vacant but Lex didn't mind when he got some of her. He tapped her pussy a bit and made her orally clean it off, repeating this process several times in a variety of positions. I liked it a bit but not as much as if she had looked sober.

Summary: I like blondes, Lex, and the sexual antics going on here so I'm going to be a tad generous and give this one a Highly Recommended rating. The technical values fell short in a number of cases but the sexual energy was pretty solid. I think several of these gals can really be stars if given the proper marketing and their performances here were very solid. If you wear a hood to your social gatherings, pass this one up but otherwise, check it out for some high-energy fun.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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