Ever wonder why some porno movies attempt to have a plot? I can't
really think of a movie that was enhanced by this artificial device.
People watch porn to see two, or more preferably, people humping like dogs
in heat. The fact that it takes place at an all girls school right
after the van from the boys school up the road breaks down in their driveway
doesn't make the movie better.
Nailed is one of those XXX pictures that has a plot to tie the
sex together. Sharon Kane is a beautician who lives in a very expensive
house (hey, it could happen) with her daughter. Not realizing who
it is, Sharon ends up screwing her daughter's boyfriend. Her daughter
finds out. That's pretty much the whole story. Makes you wonder why
they went to the trouble of including it.
Scene One: You actually get
two sex shows for the price of one in this scene. Sharon Kane and
Dru Berrymore go at it in Sharon's bedroom. Just as they start getting
down, the scene changes to a van with Dasha and her boyfriend Slim Shady.
They park in an alley and they start playing suck face. The rest
of this scene keeps cutting from the lesbian scene to Dasha and back again.
Eventually Dru and Sharon go into the bathroom and get some dildos out.
Things get hot when Sharon puts a dildo in her moth and starts fucking
Dru with it. Dasha and Slim, instead of going in the back of the
van were there would be plenty of room, decide to get outside and screw
on the concrete stairs for a while, and then get on top of the van and
fuck doggie style. I don't know about you, but I find myself doing
that all the time. I'm glad a director finally had the courage to
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Scene Two: Slim goes into
Sharon's shop to get a haircut. While washing his hair, she starts
kissing him and she ends up riding him. (Note to self: get
hair washed before getting a cut from now on.) Slim then bends her
over and plows her. It ends with him cumming on her face. (I
hope he left her a good tip. Maybe that is how she is able to afford
her nice house.) This was the hottest sex in the movie. Sharon
really acts like she's enjoying it, though you find out in the extras that
Scene Three: A group sex scene,
sort of. A bunch of Dasha's friends are goofing around and end up
in an empty warehouse one night. What could they do for fun?
I know! They could fuck! And that's what they do. Dasha
has previously found out that her 'mom' screwed her boyfriend, so she breaks
up with him. He goes and screws Cherokee and Lezley Zen,
while Dasha pleases her self with another stud. Sunrise Adams pairs
off with another guy in a corner, and they all have a good time.
While Cherokee and Lezley work on Slim's tool together, the other two couples
go through some straight forward sex. Slim ends up doing both
of his girls (I can see he's really broken up about losing his girlfriend)
and ends up cumming on Cherokee's stomach. Sunrise gets a face full
of cum from her fella next. The couples don't mix it up at all, with
the single exception that Sunshine runs over to Dasha and takes a second
load on her face, while Dasha gets none. It just didn't seem fair
Scene Four: Dasha
realizes that both she and her mother have dumped Slim, so she goes and
takes a bath and plays with herself. I'm not a real big fan of masturbating
in the bath or shower, so this didn't do much for me. After a while,
she gets out and sticks the handle of a brush up her twat. She cums,
and then the screen fades to black. It was a nice ending. (Rumor
has it that Alien was supposed to end the same way, but they ran
out of time and money before they could film it.)
Not a bad movie overall. No anal sex, but some fairly hot scenes.
Very good. Presented in full frame, the
way it was shot. There were a few digital artifacts, but if you are
looking at how blacks the blacks are and if the lines are clean, you are
watching the wrong DVD. The sound was Dolby Digital 2.0 and it sounded
clean and clear.
There are a couple of nice extras on this disc, and a couple of useless
Vivid Girls: Five scenes from
other Vivid movies. 10-15 minutes each. The scenes are not
earth shattering, but a nice extra.
Galleries: Two still galleries
featuring Dasha. The images cycle automatically, which I didn't care
for. I'd rather control it with my remote.
Behind the Scenes: Nice 8
minute piece. Candid moments with the cast during the shoot.
Glad they included it.
Previews: Previews to Girligan's
Island, Udderly Ridiculous, Garage Opener, and Rack 'em.
You cannot select which preview to watch, they are all strung together.
You can skip over the ones you don't want to view with the 'skip chapter'
button on your remote.
Others: There is also a series
of commercials for pay-per-minute 800 numbers. Apparently there are
a lot of sex women who are looking for casual sex but just can't seem to
find it. So they are calling chat lines. You learn something
Sharon Kane is getting a little old for the world
of porn, but she put a lot of heart into it, and gave the best performance.
Dasha is very beautiful, and has a wonderful accent. She was fun
to watch. The movie consists of pretty straight forward sex.
Nothing to write home about, but very professional and well executed.