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Real Kira Kener, The

Studio: Vivid » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 11/23/03

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Compilation

Director: various

Cast: Kira Kener, TJ Cummings, Cheyne Collins, Tyce Bune, Slim Shady, Erik Everhard

Length: 115 Minutes

Date of Production: various

Extras: Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes Reflections In a Window, 3 Bonus Scenes

Audio/Video: The video was presented in 1.33:1 ratio Full Frame. The picture quality varied, but for the most part it was decent with a blocky/grainy picture. The lighting was presented from horrible to okay to very good. The audio was presented in stereo. The sound quality was pretty decent.

DVD Mechanics: DVD opens with several minutes very annoying ads for Vivid website, Herbal Vivid (like Viagra?), phone sex ads, and Vivid endorsed sex toys that you can't skip.

Body of Review: This was the first in Vivid's new compilation series The Real... This particular title brings ten scenes of the lovely and most exquisite Kira Kener. The scenes in this title varied from 1998 to 2003. Unfinished (2002) and Swirl (2003) are currently only available on VHS, but the rest can be purchased.

For those of you who do not know who Kira Kener is, she's a Caucasian/Asian mix. She has long brown hair, brown eyes; she's about 5'4", weighs about 113lbs. She's an extremely beautiful gal, with an excellent body, and large breasts. She's been in the adult industry for some time now. Kira prior to joining the adult industry was an exotic dancer. In 1999 she started her adult video career with her film debut of Vivid's Nurses. She still dances and performs in adult films. She is without a doubt a gorgeous and beautiful woman.

Here's the scene by scene breakdown.

Scene 1: Kira Kener, TJ Cummings
Scene from Breathe (2001)
This scene opens with Kira's back pressed up against a large white wall. The entire room is all white. She's completely nude, getting hot and heavy with TJ. The two engage in oral and straight sex. The scene ends with TJ unloading up on Kira's hot spot.

This scene was definitely hot. The two have some great chemistry in this scene. The unfortunate parts are that there is no blow job in this scene. Kira simply gives TJ a hand job instead of the standard industry blow job before sex. Also since the room was all white, the lighting was very bad. It was way too bright in the room. This hindered the quality of this scene, but it was still very hot.
Rating: 6/10

Scene 2: Kira Kener, Cheyne Collins
Scene from C-Men Part 1 (2001)
In this scene we see Kira dressed in a scandalous full body fishnet costume. She has some interesting face paint on her eyes as well. She's some kind of super villain that wants to take over the world by having sex with guys. She is joined by Cheyne in this scene for oral and straight sex. The scene ends with Kira jerking off Cheyne. A little of the money shot gets on her hand.

This scene was pretty good. I really enjoy the both portions of the sex in this scene. Though looking at her with the mask-like face paint got weird after a while. I was also very disappointed with the method in which they ended the scene. I would have rather seen her get more involved in the end. She evens says I want you to cum over my tits, but that doesn't happen.

Please see Don Houston's review of C-Men Part 1 for more information about this scene.
Rating: 6/10

Scene 3: Kira Kener, Cheyne Collins
Scene from Kira Kener: Extreme Close Up (2001)
In this scene we find Kira and Cheyne running up some stairs. They're dressed in costumes (Roman legionnaire?) and they are in what looks to be a costume shop. Kira runs off into the building and hides for a bit. Cheyne finds her on a catch and the two start going to town. They engage in oral and straight sex. The scene ends with the money shot on her back.

There's a bit of an editing issue in this scene, Kira is going down on Cheyne. The camera zooms in for a close up and all of a sudden she's on her back and they're now engaged in straight sex. Again the placement of the money shot was horrible. The back is no place for that... it was still a good scene.
Rating: 7/10

Scene 4: Kira Kener, Tyce Bune
Scene from Inner Vision (1998)
This scene we find Kira lying on her back with a black skirt on. Tyce has it raised up a bit and he's giving her oral. This scene is set on a bar counter top. They engage in oral, straight, and anal sex. This scene ends with the money shot on Kira's hot spot.

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This scene was very good. Kira looked absolutely fabulous. The displacement of the money shot was in a decent place. The lighting wasn't really good in this scene. On some parts it'd be fine and others not so good. I was definitely pleased with the sex in this scene enough to give it a good score despite my dislikes.
Rating: 8/10

Scene 5: Kira Kener, Cheyne Collins
Scene from Moxie (2001)
Cheyne again! That's three so far, hmm... This scene is set in a doctor's office or something like that. Anyways Kira is taking off her bra and Cheyne starts fondling, licking, rubbing, etc. her breasts. Very nice. Kira also looks great, her hair is done up in a pony tail. The scene includes oral and straight sex. The scene ends with Kira jerking him off again.

This scene was most definitely hot. Kira looked so great I'm lost for words. The beginning of the scene was really hot with Cheyne fondling her large breasts. It was unfortunate though that she was wearing this sexy looking orange bra. Due to the editing selection of this scene we only saw it come off. I imagine the full picture would be fantastic. This was a fantastic scene without the exception that the end sucked.

This scene was however greatly hindered by another lighting issue. It was way too bright during some parts of the scene.
Rating: 8/10

Scene 6: Kira Kener, Tyce Bune
Scene from Reflections In a Window (2002)
This scene opens with Tyce in the bath room. He has this magazine with a picture of Kira. He sits down on the toilet (no, just sitting) and he's looking at these glamour/softcore pictures of her. Then he hears a noise. He looks out his bathroom into his bedroom to see Kira on his bed. She is in this very sexy light blue one piece cotton dress. She fondles her breasts and rubs herself. She eventually uses a toy to get herself off. Then the scene cuts out and she's in the bathroom giving Tyce a blow job. Now oddly enough, she's wearing a bra, she wasn't just a second ago. Anyways, she looks hot in the bra with her cleavage overhanging. They have oral and straight sex in this scene. The scene ends with the money shot on her ass and back, more or less her back.

This was a very hot scene. Her solo in the beginning was unbelievable. Then her oral segment in the bathroom with her cleavage made her so hot looking it. The sex was great too. Definitely a good scene. The lighting wasn't really excellent, not as bad as some of the earlier scenes.
Rating: 9/10

Scene 7: Kira Kener, Erik Everhard
Scene from Return to Sender (2001)
We find Tyce and Kira in a swimming pool. The camera cuts and Kira is sitting naked on the side of the pool with her legs dangling in the pool. Erik is still in the pool, at a perfect height for oral. Then they switch and she goes down on him. The two have oral and straight sex. This scene ends with the money shot on her breasts.

Words can't explain how much I enjoyed that. Finally Kira had a scene that ended with a proper placing of the money shot. In this scene the two have an incredibly hot scene together. This scene was troubled by the two mechanical effects. Since it was out doors some camera shots were overly bright. There was a little shadowing, but not too bad. The audio was very low; it was hard to hear Kira moan and what not. Nonetheless this scene was probably my favorite in this compilation.
Rating: 9/10

Scene 8: Kira Kener, TJ Cummings
Scene from Swirl (2003)
In this scene Kira is wearing a long white robe. Underneath she is wearing a matching white bra and bikini. Damn hot looking if you ask me. It of course comes off. Here we find Kira staring a post of TJ saying she loves him. He appears behind her and the two engage in, yep you guessed it, a deep conversation about the inner workings of a modern society with a dramatic increase in health care funding. Actually they have oral and straight sex. TJ unloads on Kira's breasts.

This was a good scene. The lighting was pretty bad, it was dark, but I think it was intended to add to the dreaming mood. It wasn't too terribly hot. It was just much darker than I would prefer. I enjoy a clear crisp picture of what I'm watching. It was still pretty good. An amazing oral segment. It also had some editing issues, because after the sex scene was over it just cuts back into the sex scene? Also the scene could have been so much better if the camera had only zoomed in on Kira's breasts at the very end.
Rating: 7/10

Scene 9: Kira Kener, Tyce Bune
Scene from Thrills 2 (2001)
Here we find Tyce in a dress shirt with a tie and black slacks. Is he some kind of businessman? Probably, he's on top of Kira. She's wearing not much, a small white top and brief style underwear. The two engage in oral, straight, and anal sex. The scene ends with the money shot on her the region surround her hot spot and ass.

This was a pretty heated scene. Kira looked good in this scene, but not as hot as she's been in some other scenes. There's one part when she just laughs a bit while Tyce is going down on her. Not really entertaining, but I thought I'd note it. This was a good scene. The picture was pretty good.
Rating: 8/10

Scene 10: Kira Kener, Slim Shady
Scene from Unfinished (2002)
Here we find Kira naked on a bed. She's joined by Slim Shady. The two have straight and oral sex. Slim unloads on her stomach and manages to get a little on her chest. She looked great in this scene.

The picture of this scene was really good. There was a little shadowing, but nothing too bad. I was actually really happy with the camera. We got a good long look at Kira having sex on her backside, which means her breasts were bouncing. Very hot. The background music was classic and it was somewhat relaxing. The audio in this scene kept changing. Whenever Kira tilted her head back, you couldn't hear her moans as well. Once she tilted it forward, everything was back to normal. It was annoying more than anything. The sex was pretty good. Slim Shady really worked on her. For a while she was really clenching her hands on the bed.
Rating: 8/10

Bonus Scene 1: Aurora Snow, Evan Stone
Scene from Taya: Extreme Close Up (2003)
We find the small breasted Aurora Snow with Evan Stone in the center stage of a boxing ring. Aurora is a fairly cute girl with that young teen look. She has light brown her and a decent body. She takes Evan on in oral, straight, and anal sex. The scene ends with a facial. This scene was pretty warm. Aurora had an amazingly energetic oral segment. It was fantastic. Her sex portion wasn't on my favorites list.
Rating: 6/10

Bonus Scene 2: Nikita Kash, Evan Stone
Scene from Savanna Scores (2002)
Evan Stone again! But with Nikita Kash this time. Evan is sitting in an office chair at a desk, there's a blonde off to the side with a clip board in a scandalous female business suit. Nikita is a decent looking face with curly haired brunette. She has small breasts and an okay body. She and Evan have oral, straight, and foot sex. The scene ends with Nikita jerking off Evan with her feet. This was not the hottest scene; in fact I found the whole foot thing disturbingly weird.
Rating: 0/10

Bonus Scene 3: Ava Vincent, Cheyne Collins
Scene from Tricks (2003)
Ava Vincent is a cute petite blonde with small breasts. She is joined with Cheyne on a bed. The two engage in oral and straight sex. The scene ends with the money shot on Ava's stomach. This scene was very timid and quiet. The action was going on, but nothing really seemed to be happening. Ava squeaks, yells, and moans very little. She's quiet most of this scene. It wasn't hot at all.
Rating: 1/10

Concluding Words: As I picked up this DVD to review I thought to myself, "Oh great, another crappy compilation. This is going to take a long time to review." While some of the compilations I've reviewed lately have been pretty decent, for the most part it's just hard to sit through ten scenes of the same girl. You have to spread it out and that can take time since there are 13 individual scenes to sit through and critique. However my expectations were wrong. I really enjoyed this DVD and that is one reason why it took so long to review, because I watched it several times. This compilation was great.

The scenes in this title were all pretty good. Kira is wonderful in front of the camera. She's definite eye candy dressed or undressed. However there were some drawbacks to this feature. I was thoroughly disappointed that not one scene ended with a facial. There were also no girl/girl scenes. I'm not sure if Kira does them, but I wouldn't have minded seeing her in one. One last issue I had with this compilation. Due to the editing we rarely got to see Kira dressed or even partially dressed. One of my personal favorite things is watching the undressing portion such that it does not occur fast, but not too slow either. But again in most of the scenes she was already naked to begin with.

The sex in this title was all very clean, perfectly suitable for couples. People looking for really dirty, hardcore titles, well this isn't for you. Anyone who is a fan of Kira Kener or if you just like really attractive girls you should get this title. I'm honestly shocked and blown away that I'm going to highly recommend a compilation. I generally don't like compilations, but I loved this one. Go buy this right now.

Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10.

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