Well, once you get past the roughly 5 minutes worth of commercials at the start of the disc that you can't skip past unless you want to fast forward (a highly annoying habit, I might add!) you'll find one of the seemingly endless Vivid Girls compilations that have been hitting the market lately.
No plot. No story. No acting. Just straight to the filth, that's the name of the game on these discs, and All Star Redheads is no exception to this tried and true formula. So who's on it and what do they do to each other, I hear you all cry at once, aloud and in unison? Read on…
Chapter 1 – this is simply the credits and title sequence, featuring a bunch of people fucking behind some text that hits the screen. Prety standard stuff.
Chapter 2 – A clip from The Alley starring Nakita Kash and Randy Spears. A blonde narrator sets up the scene as a mugger has the tables turned on him by his foxy redheaded victim who decides she's rather have sex with him than give up her purse. Being a reasonably intelligent mugger, he has no problem with this, and the pair of alley cats proceed to get it on with the aid of a convenient mattress they find beside the dumpster.
Chapter 3 – Ruby stars alongside Vince Voyeur in this clip from Dangerous. The man with the bad hair and the girl with the impressive boobies and the blonde hair dyed faux-red do their thing starting in the kitchen but after a lengthy and enthusiastic blow job, they manage to move to the bedroom.
Chapter 4 - Heaven's Revenge is where this fourth snippet o' sleaze is taken from, and it stars Melissa Hill and Randy Spears. Again starting in a kitchen, this scene takes place in colonial times and has Master Spears working his mojo on his servant, Hill. Hill, her hair also obviously died red, rides Spears into the bedroom then masturbates for him until he can take no more and spunks on her cheeks.
Chapter 5 – Raylene and Cheyne Collins are the couple to beat in this clip from House Of Lies, which is essentially him having a flashback to the time he ate her out on the couch three years ago, she later returning the favor for him and eventually letting him in the back door. Once again, the carpet don't match the rug so to speak, and our starlet's roots are showing…
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Chapter 6 – Vince Voyeur returns, this time to stick his willy in Blair in this scene from Nice Guys Finish Last. Blair has at least recently died her hair red in this clip, as Vince spreads her over the computer desk and in the body shop to show her his real power tool.
Chapter 7 - Savannah Score features Alex Foxe and Chris Cannon in an art studio. As her sketches her, one thing leads to another and before you know it he's sucking her toes. They bump and grind and do their thing on the couch and it's all very standard stuff.
Chapter 8 – Here we have Flick Shagwell and Lee Stone playing it up in a clip from So Pretty. She starts off with a strip tease atop a table with a cherub mural in the background, set to some swanky mood music, but soon enough foregoes all that and sticks her bits on his face for a little tongue love. Despite the name of the DVD, her head is more of a purple than a red, and, well, so is his, which she finds out the hard way when he goes for the 'exit only' orifice, which looks painful despite the fact that he seems abnormally greasy.
Chapter 9 – Made it this far? Then you'll be privy to the onscreen antics of a rather happy looking Wendy Divine and a rather non-Eminem looking gentleman named Slim Shady in this clip from Unfinished. The two of them do it like teenagers in the back of a snazzy van. Unlike most teenagers though, at least they use a condom in this rather pedestrian, though sweaty, scene that is actually credited at the end to Tobe Hooper, who some of you may recognize as the director of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, though I'm sure that Tobe Hooper had nothing to do with this in all actuality.
Chapter 10 – Here we go. The lovely and wonderfully enthusiastic Chloe starts on her friend Tony Tedeschi in this bit from White Room. She of the petite bosom and throaty moans takes it from Tony on the bed from various angles until he shows her how much he loves her by leaving her a special present when he's finished… on her feet.
Chapter 11 – The last chapter on the disc is a clip from Women In Uniform that casts Rebecca Love as a patient opposite Chris Charming as a doctor, who puts on the rubber gloves and inspects her ass. Rather than file a harassment suit though, she instead turns around and thrusts her crotch into his face, which ultimately convinces him he's doing the right thing, so he goes all out and gives it to her, never even having the decency to remove his stethoscope!
Fullscreen, shot on video. No surprise there. Quality ranges from very good to very bad depending on the clip. Afterall, it's pretty hard for the footage to look any better than the original source material, right? For the most part though, this material looks decent enough for what it is. Colors are fine, compression artifacts (save for a couple of scenes) aren't an issue, and you won't have any issues following the onscreen action.
Dolby Digital 2.0 is what we've got and much like the video presentation, it gets the job done despite the absence of any real remastering or what have you. It's not exactly demo material for your home theater, but if you're demoing your home theater with porno, you should probably reconsider your evaluation material.
Standard Vivid extras on this disc. First up are three bonus rooms. Room #1 is a scene from Hidden Desires in which Bobby Vitale and Erik Everhard double team on Shelbee Myne in a smokey black room. What's behind door #2, you ask? Well, here we find Heather Lyn with Dale Dabone and Eric Masterson in a scene from Hot Spot. Another double team ensues, and this real redhead appears to be pretty happy about that, which is pretty cool to see even if she is wearing some strange gigantor boots. The final bonus room is a snippet from Jade Princess and features (you guessed it!) a double team on Renee La Rue courtesy of Julian and Tony Tedeschi.
But in addition to the three bonus rooms, we've got previews for Night Sticks, All Star Teens, And The Winner Is Sky and Eye Spy Dasha.
But that's not all! We get to go behind the scenes on the set of House Of Lies for about eleven minutes and also check out a stills gallery, as well as a phone sex add and a weblink.
I think redheads are hot, so this was right up my alley despite the absence of any really new material on the disc and the presence of a lot of bad dye jobs. Audio and video are passable even if they are of only average quality. I just wish Vivid would do away with all the damn advertisements on their discs!