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Oops! I Came On Your Tits


Studio: Vivid » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 11/28/03


XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Director: various

Cast: Raylene, Devon, Dasha, Kira Kener, Sky, Charlie, Dayton, Sky Taylor, Briana Banks, Cheyenne Silver, Lezley Zen, Tommi Rose, Jill Kelly, Meagan Reed, Tina Tyler, Mercedez, Rebecca Love, Devin Wolf, Michael J. Cox, Dale Dabone.

Length: 3 hours 38 minutes

Condoms: Mixed use

Extra's: The disc has a photo gallery, previews for other Vivid titles, and ALOT of annoying ads. Not just in the beginning in the disc, but also placed throughout the video itself (3 times)! The scene selection is just terrible. 20 scenes to choose from, just pick a random number, becausae that's all the information they give you!

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame. The picture quality wasn't very good, with alot of red saturation, grainyness, and washed out colors throughout. Such is the case with compilation discs, but this one was worse than usual. The 2-channel stereo audio did the job, though it was nothing exceptional.

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The Movie: It seems that Vivid is really hit-or-miss these days, especially when it comes to their compilation discs. I recently did a review for "Not Another Teen Porno", which I found to be a great disc. Unfortunately, I can't say the same about this one. This disc follows the same formula, almost to a T. 20 scenes, nearly 4 hours of footage, all with a common theme (cumming on tits). The majority of the scenes are standard MF sex, with your basic positions and everything. They've also thrown in a few MMF and MFF scenes, a few anal sex scenes, and an interracial scene (as well as a black-black scene). What really frustrated me was the constant barrage of advertisements from Vivid. It's not bad enough that you're forced to watch the ads in the beginning of the disc (that you can't skip), but now they're even putting ads in-between the scenes themselves!

There are 20 scenes on this disc. I'm going to list the scenes below, with the details on where the clip came from, and who stars in it. I wasn't overly impressed with the scenes, but a few were worth noting. The true standouts were the following: Scene 3 (a great scene with Briana Banks, despite her enormous fake boobs), Scene 6 (I could watch Dasha fold laundry and I'd be happy), Scene 9 (Tina Tyler has a look all her own & puts on one hell of a show!), Scene 11 (an explosive MFF scene with Dayton & Sky Taylor), and Scene 15 (Cheyenne Silver in a MMF scene, this girl is amazing!).

Scene 1: Jade Princess - Renee La Rue (MMF)
Scene 2: The Nice, The Naughty.. And The Bad - Jill Kelly (MF)
Scene 3: Good Things - Briana Banks (MF)
Scene 4: To Catch A Cheat - Sky (MF)
Scene 5: Perfection - Dasha (MF)
Scene 6: Commercial World - Charlie (MF) [Anal]
Scene 7: Moxie - Kira Kener (MF)
Scene 8: Jenna Loves Kobe - Tommi Rose (MF)
Scene 9: The Stranger - Tina Tyler (MF)
Scene 10: Cake - Chelsea (MF) [Interracial]
Scene 11: Fluff - Dayton, Sky Taylor (MFF)
Scene 12: Players 5:Hotel Loves Joy - Meagan Reed (MF) [Black/Black]
Scene 13: Good Things - Lezley Zen (MF)
Scene 14: Mindset - Celine Devoux (MF) [VERY hot girl, Anal]
Scene 15: Extreme Closeup: Cheyenne - Cheyenne Silver (MMF)
Scene 16: Women In Uniform - Mercedez, Rebecca Love (MFF)
Scene 17: House of Lies - April (MF)
Scene 18: On The Street - Devon (MF)
Scene 19: Highway 2 - Selena Del Ray (MF)
Scene 20: Zoom - Raylene (MF) [Anal]

Final Thoughts: I was pretty disappointed by this disc. You can tell that this was a rush job, with no care put into the clips chosen. I guess they wanted an even 20 clips on the disc, but they just got lazy towards the end. The last 3 clips are barely 3 minutes long, and the last scene didn't even have the guy cumming on Raylene's tits, despite the theme of the disc! A real shame, because as I noted above, there were 5 very good scenes. Too bad the other 15 were mediocre at best. And another thing that's beginning to drive me nuts on these discs are the advertisements. I can barely tolerate being forced to watch ads at the beginning of a disc, but between scenes is just too much. Also, something I think should be a MUST for any compliation is to label their scenes! Compilations aren't a bad thing, as they can bring together the best of the best from other films, or specific types of scenes (like asians) all on to one DVD. I only wish Vivid had given this title more care and attention - It could have been a good one but because of the issues above, I suggest that you just Skip It.



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