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Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 12/12/03



XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Compilation, Straight

Director: various

Cast: Nikita Denise, Aurora Snow, Alexandra Silk, Taylor St. Claire, Nefertiti, Ava Vincent, Flick Shagwell, Jasmine Klein, Dee, Jenna Haze, Jesse V, Steven St. Croix, Billy Glide, Evan Stone, Ian Daniels, Mickey G., Julian St. Jox, Chris Cannon, Steve Hatcher, Jay Ashley, Dale DaDone

Length: 124 Minutes

Date of Production: August 27, 2003

Extras: Bonus Scene from Amateur Angels 1

Audio/Video: The video is presented in both 1.33:1 Full Frame color (scenes 1 8) and 1.85:1 Widescreen color (scenes 9 10). The picture quality is relatively poor. I'm not sure how to explain it, but the picture just isn't perfect. I suppose it is the lighting, which results in an excessive amount of red or yellow coloring in the picture. Some of the scenes are also way too dark. The audio is presented in stereo surround, which for the most part is good. But the background music sometimes is too loud. This title has a few issues with the sound level. It is variable; sometimes it is way too loud that it makes a screeching crackle noise. The music for the intro is this way. Overall, not that great.

Body of Review: This Adam & Eve title presents 10 scenes with 11all natural beauties. This all star cast consists of Jenna Haze, Aurora Snow, Dee, Ava Vincent, Taylor St. Claire, etc. The back of the DVD cover reads "If you like 'em big and bouncy or perky and sweet, here's a hooter feast for your tit-crazy eyes! From big, jiggly jugs (Taylor St. Clare) to ripe, budding breasts (Jenna Haze), each little sexpot is naturally stacked with a mouthful of milky melon in every shape and size! Loaded with we blow-job juice, wicked 3-ways, deep anal, sex in public, and kinky interracial!" However this is more or less a falsity. There isn't a sex in public scene; it is sex in a living room where they "say" they leave the window up so people can watch. But pretty much the rest sums it.

Scene 1: Nikita Denise, Dale DaDone
I believe this scene was original shot as widescreen, but some how it got converted to full frame. Thus the picture seems stretched out. Anyways, Nikita a cute dark haired gal is dressed as clerk in at Rose's Groceries. Dale and she are getting hot and heavy, which leads to some oral and straight sex. The scene ends with a facial. In this scene Nikita was looking pretty hot and the uniform thing just made it that much more exciting. Too bad it wasn't a larger potion of the scene. Anyways, I really enjoyed this one. However the background music was a bit loud and the picture as mentioned before, just seemed stretched out. It was a good scene that was hindered by the mechanics.
Rating: 6/10

Scene 2: Aurora Snow, Jay Ashley

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This picture is way too red. Just awful. Anyways, Aurora has been becoming a favorite of nearly everyone. In this scene she takes on Jay in oral and straight sex. The scene ends with Jay unloading on Aurora's chests. Jay is a pretty active guy and Aurora is a very flexible gal. The two have some pretty energetic sex in a variety of positions. This was a very heated scene, but the dominating red color ruined it from being absolutely wonderful.
Rating: 6/10

Scene 3: Alexandra Silk, Steve Hatcher
The two just got back from a dinner, which they enjoyed. Alexandra is going to be Steve's desert. The two have oral and straight sex. This scene ends with a facial. This scene was fairly decent. Alexandra didn't offer much to the table, besides your standard sex scene. This was also troubled by the poor balancing of the red color.
Rating: 4/10

Scene 4: Taylor St. Claire, Chris Cannon
Damn this scene is really red. In fact it's kind of dark as a result. Anyways Taylor St. Claire, a busty dark haired gal takes on Chris in the standard oral and straight sex in a bath room setting. The scene ends with a facial. This was a pretty hot scene. Taylor gave Chris a fantastically heated blowjob. She has a wonderful looking body, breasts, and other visual features. A very enjoyable scene with good chemistry between the two.
Rating: 7/10

Scene 5: Nefertiti, Julian St. Jox
This scene is a bit bright; the walls in the background are yellow, which really doesn't work well together. Anyways in this scene Nefertiti a cute black gal takes on Julian in oral and straight sex. The scene ends with the money shot partly on Nefertiti's ass. The oral segment started the scene out very promising, but it was fairly short, thus a disappointment. The sex in this scene was alright, nothing too special.
Rating: 4/10

Scene 6: Ava Vincent, Mickey G.
The picture in this is pretty bright in a certain area. It's due to the lighting of course. It just looks bad. Bright in some parts, dark in others, lots of shadowing. Anyways this scene starts out pretty slow. Ava takes on Mickey in oral and straight sex. The scene ends with Mickey barely getting his condom off in time to drop the money shot on her stomach. Surprisingly the scene started out slow and the rest of the scene seemed to proceed in the same manner. This was a less than decent scene. Not much action.
Rating: 2/10

Scene 7: Flick Shagwell, Jasmine Klein, Ian Daniels
Again this picture was way too bright. Much too much yellow? Anyways Ian walks in on Flick and Jasmine getting to know one another. The girls make their way into his pants and the engage in oral, straight, and anal sex. The scene ends with Jasmine's ass getting painted with Ian's money shot. There is some heat in this scene, but not a whole lot. The girls both looked pretty good, but Ian just didn't have the necessary spark for the job.
Rating: 3/10

Scene 8: Dee, Evan Stone
We find the pair in a very dark bar, both are wearing cowboy hats. The embrace, kiss, touch, etc. and clothes come off, which leads to oral and straight sex. The scene ends with facial. Now this scene had definite potential, but the mechanical issues were too severe. First the lighting was awful, which I can cope with. But the sound was awful. The background music, Dee's moaning were both way too loud. The reverb (?) from the sound made a screeching, crackling noise. Similar to the compliant I had about the music during the intro. Just horrible.
Rating: 0/10

Scene 9: Jenna Haze, Billy Glide
Widescreen
Surprisingly we have another scene with poor lighting, way too much red coloring, and similar sound issues to the previous. The two have oral and straight sex. The scene ends with a facial. Now I was really disappointed in this scene. Jenna Haze is one gal you have to without a doubt enjoy. She's great on camera for oral, straight, or anal sex. Even just to look at, she's very cute. This scene the sound level jumped from loud too way too loud (crackle), the lighting was complete crap. Killed it.
Rating: 0/10

Scene 10: Jesse V, Steven St. Croix
Widescreen
This scene could have been lit a little better, but really it wasn't bad. Anyways we find the two playing blue collar work roles. Jesse looks really cute in her overalls and lingerie, which get removed too quickly. She engages Steven in oral and straight sex. This scene was pretty heated. Jesse and Steven had some good chemistry together.
Rating: 7/10

Concluding Words: I wasn't expecting much from the beginning of this title. However, after the first scene I changed my mind. I was excited to see what would come next. But after a bit I realized that despite how enjoyable the content maybe, the audio/video mechanics were crap. It ruined the experience. The picture was either way too dark or way too bright, which resulted in an excessive increase in amount of red or yellow in the picture. The audio being way too loud in some portions was terrible, have to adjust the volume should never be required.

I really did for the most part like the content of this feature, but it was just presented so badly that I cannot give this title a good review, nor can I recommend this title in any capacity. If you want go ahead and check it out, but there is a lot better stuff out there.

Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10.



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