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Black Chocolate

Studio: Cherry Boxxx » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 12/13/03

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Black

Director: not available

Cast: Play Girl, Tai, Hypnotiq, Candice Jackson, Peaches, Flexxx Lugar, Guy Di Silva, John E. Depth, Devlin Weed

Length: 107 Minutes

Date of Production: July 23, 2003

Extras: Photo Gallery

Audio/Video: The video is presented in 1.33:1 Full Frame color. The picture quality is fairly decent. There is a barely noticeable blocky/grainy aspect. However there were slight issues with the lighting. Some parts during the scenes were too bright or poorly lit. The audio was presented in digital stereo surround. For the most part there were no issues with the sound, it was clear and crisp. While the sound level maintained an audible range throughout the title, the level was much lower than most other titles. I.e. I had to turn up the sound a lot more than I normally would have. There was no background music presented in this feature.

Body of Review: Cherry Boxxx Pictures presents a title composed of five not so attractive ebony gals. This title is conducted in a standard format. First the scenes start with the director conducting an interview with the girls. Though most of the scenes open with the girls being fondled by their partner for the scene and the interview is cut short. Then the sex begins. Anyways here is the scene by scene breakdown.

Scene 1: Play Girl

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Play Girl is a cute looking gal. She has a pretty good body and decent sized breasts. Her hair is an awful reddish orange color. In this scene she partakes in oral and straight sex. The scene ends with a facial. Play Girl had a pretty slow scene. Her oral was way too slow fro my taste. Similarly the sex was conducted the same way. She was also not very vocal during her scene. Her moaning was quiet and barely audible. However it still wasn't a bad scene.
Rating: 4/10

Scene 2: Candice Jackson
Candice is a 19 year old chick with an okay face, decent body, and medium sized breasts. She's a pretty homely looking chick, I really don't see her in this kind of business. Well she is so... she engages in oral and straight sex. The scene ends with the dude unloading on her chest. This wasn't a hot scene overall, but Candice had an awesome oral segment. It was really hot. So with that taken into account it was a good scene, but again her sex portion wasn't anything special.
Rating: 6/10

Scene 3: Tai
Tai is a gal with curly brown hair. She's lightened it, as her roots are showing, which are much darker. I personally do not like seeing girls who color their hair with multicolored hair. She has an okay face, small breasts, a nice body, and an ugly smile. She engages in straight and oral sex. The scene ends with a facial. This girl was pretty vocal during her scene, but seemed to be trying way too hard. Her oral (and sex) scene seemed pretty bland, the action just wasn't what I would consider enjoyable.
Rating: 2/10

Scene 4: Peaches
Peaches has a pretty cute face. During her scene she keeps on this red lingerie bit, a teddy. Why? Because her stomach is probably one of the most hideous things know to man. This girl is not slim, she's a bigger gal. She has large breasts, but they are very saggy. Her hair is braided and highlighted. Well she has a cute face but that's it. Anyways she partakes in the standard oral and straight sex. The scene ends with a facial. I really wasn't diggin' this girl at all. She was just hard to watch in action.
Rating: 0/10

Scene 5: Hypnotiq
This girl is pretty attractive. She's one of the gals on the front cover (the bigger picture) and she definitely looks better on camera than by the picture. She has a nice body and firm ample breasts. Downside is her teeth, horrible. Anyways she takes on John E. Depth in oral and straight sex. The scene ends, abruptly as the dude tries to unload on Hypnotiq's chest or maybe face, but nothing much comes out. This scene was pretty warm; there was a good amount of action. Good oral and good sex!
Rating: 6/10

Concluding Words: I just recently reviewed a similar title from the same studio and genre called Black Cherry Pies. Black Cherry Pies was produced about four months prior to this release. The quality of Black Cherry Pies was pretty low and there was a definite improvement in this release. The girls were much more attractive and their scenes were a bit more energetic. However in comparison to other title within this genre, it wasn't a big leap. If you are really interested in this genre, I suggest you check of my review of Black on Black #5 or Don Houston's review of Once You Go Black...You Never Go Back 2: Director's Cut. I am tempted to rate this as rent it, but really there's just so much better out there since this title doesn't offer very much, a few decently attractive girls and the rest not so attractive. The sex is pretty plain, the energy is lacking, etc. Anyways, just skip it.

Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10.

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