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Studio: VCA » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/14/03

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Biker Chicks Cum Easily

VCA Interactive

Genre: Feature

Director: D3

Cast: Cameron Cain, Steve Hatcher, Dominica Leoni, Brooke Lane, Lee Stone, Aria, Alec Metro, Cynara Fox, Stevie, Marty Romano

Length: 116 minutes (full feature), 102.5 (wall to wall option)

Date of Production: 6/03

Extra's: 6 biographies without jump to scene feature, 3 trailers, photogallery, Wall To Wall sex option (skips all the plot and acting, going right to the sex), spam, commercial for a voice activated version of Double O Blonde

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The movie used a lot of special visual effects so whether or not you'll think it looked good will depend on how much slow motion and weird lighting effects you prefer in your porn. Personally, I'm not a big fan of them as they add grain and limit the ability to see what's going on in a show. Thankfully, the effects were not constant although the overall movie was too dark. The audio was presented in the usual stereo English but had the droning music that sometimes drowned out the vocals too much. In all, the movie was a mixed bag in the technical department.

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Body of Review: For some reason, a lot of people seem to equate bikers, people that ride on motorcycles and wear leather, with sexual demons that are always having kinky sex everywhere they go. I know a bunch of them and the stereotype is not particularly true (they have about as much as the rest of us). That said, a lot of fantasies tie in to the biker myth and VCA Pictures made a little movie about this subject called, appropriately enough, Biker Chicks Cum Easy. The movie is a set of barely related scenes of people in biker outfits getting laid with little non-sex stuff going on. There wasn't a real plot or much acting but the wall-to-wall feature sure came in handy with this one. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Cameron, a light-haired gal with nice breasts, and Steve, had a scene on a big red bed. They started off with him warming up her pussy with his tongue and then her great oral to him, slowly teasing the tip and licking the shaft, until he almost looked ready to pop. They then did a bit of vaginal with him mixing up the tempo a bit to torment her before rubbing out a load on her ass cheek. Not a bad scene.

Scene Two: Dominica, a cutie from the Czech Republic, and Cameron, had a lesbian scene together. The emphasis was on the oral with no huge toys to be found (good call, D3) and they licked each other erotically all over before getting off. I didn't like some of the special effects shots but they were kept to a minimum so it wasn't a problem.

Scene Three: Brooke, a busty gal (implants) with a cute face in the dark, took on the massive Lee on a couch at night. He got a bit rough with her, even spitting on her to get her wet, and preceded to go down on her pussy to prepare it for the huge onslaught she was about to receive. She gave him a hummer (short one though) and he banged her from behind until she sat atop of him on the couch. In the end, he popped on her face, giving her a moderate load to savor.

Scene Four: Aria, the lean bodybuilder gal on the front DVD cover, dominated Alec in the bar by making him suck on her feet and toes. She swore at him, degrading him like a bitch in front of the others at the bar, and generally walked all over him before giving him some hand-assisted head. She further degraded him by swearing at him while he ate her out and then she rode him to a very wet orgasm (squirted). If you like the guy getting treated poorly, you'll love this one (it was kind of hot) although he did get some anal after her first orgasm.

Scene Five: Cynara, wearing fish net stockings, took on Steve in a dark room on a couch. The two had what seemed to be the longest amount of foreplay, spending all the time in the world by the looks of it, until they started orally pleasing one another. They had a screw but the initial part of the scene was way hotter for me.

Scene Six: Stevie, a hot looking gal from Texas that I haven't seen in awhile, Cameron, wearing weird face paint and Marty, the perfect guy for a biker scene, all had a scene on a stage where water fell on them as they played with one another. This was a pretty warm scene for me too but I really didn't like the slow motion effect that D3 used here. Oral, straight and lesbian sex were the order of the day this time.

Summary: I liked most of the cast and thought the sex was good but the technical aspects weakened the experience for me somewhat. I'm rating it as a Rent It since I think some people will really appreciate it and others will think it was too arty-farty to really get into. The set was limited, the extras weak and the replay value not as good as it could've been so be careful of this one unless you really like a few (or more) of the cast.


You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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