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Happily Never After

Studio: Vivid » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 12/15/03

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Happily Never After

Director: David Stanley

Date of Production: 01/21/2003

Length: 1 hour 24 minutes

Genre: Feature

Cast: Brianna Banks, Dasha, Michelle Michaels, Sharon Kane, Mason Rivers, Randy Spears, Eric Masterson

Video/Audio: The video is presented in 1.33:1 color. This release is not as grainy as some of the other Vivid dvd's I've seen. The audio is 2 channel English with good overall sound during the entire movie.

Extras: Behind The Scenes, Multi Angle Option, Vivid Girls Extras (5 Bonus Scenes), Director's Bio, Cumshot Loop, 2 Photo Galleries, Bloopers, Trailers

Plot Summary: Randy and Sharon basically play versions of themselves in this dvd. They are retired pornstars who are wanting to get married. Briana and Michelle play Sharon's daughters from a previous marriage. They try their hardest to stop the two lovers form getting together. Sharon is all set to go through with it when the girls bring out a surprise for her that could change everything.

Scene 1: Briana Banks, Dasha
Acts Included: Masturbation, Oral, Toys
Briana and Dasha lie on separate couches playing with themselves as Briana expresses her disgust of her mom's plans to marry Randy. After they talk, Briana goes down on Dasha and then brings out a toy to use on her. Dasha uses her fingers on Briana's pussy for a short amount of time before they lay back facing each other and use vibrators on themselves.

Scene 2: Sharon Kane, Randy Spears

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Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Condom Use
Sharon and Randy reminisce about their old days of porn and start getting frisky. He goes down on her for along time before she returns the favor. Randy bends Sharon over on the coffee table and takes her from behind then she rides him in reverse cowgirl. Randy ends by cumming on Sharon's stockinged feet.

Scene 3: Brianna Banks, Mason Rivers
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Condom Use
Mason and Eric play Randy's sons and they don't want them to get married anymore than the girls do. Briana comes up with a plan for her sister and the brothers to fuck so the parents will be grossed out and not go through with the marriage. Mason and Briana go at it while Eric and Michelle leave the room. Mason eats Briana's pussy then fucks her in spoon on the couch. They switch to doggy style then she displays her oral talents on him before he jerks off on her tits.

Scene 4: Michelle Michaels, Brianna Banks, Mason Rivers, Eric Masterson
Acts Included: Masturbation, Vaginal, Condom Use
Michelle explains to Eric that she only said she would fuck him to get Briana off of her back. Instead of sex they watch Michelle's porno she made and jerk off together. Mason comes into the room and tells him it's his turn to fuck Briana. Eric goes into the room where Briana is and finds her in doggy and ready to go. They are fucking in no time. Briana gets on top of his cock and rides it as he is sitting in a chair then gives him some head to rest her legs. Another brother, another load of cum on her tits for the finish.

Scene 5: Michelle Michaels, Randy Spears
Acts Included: Masturbation, Vaginal, Condom Use
Randy confronts Michelle about some things she has said to her mom and winds up having sex with her. She starts of with some head and then cuts her stockings so Randy's cock can slide inside of her. They go with a little reverse cowgirl to get things warmed up and then move to missionary. Like mother, like daughter: Randy cums on Michelle's feet

Overall Thoughts: I thought this was a fairly decent dvd. The production quality was great throughout the entire movie and the sex was fine. Nothing really stuck out as being too terribly bad about the movie or dvd extras. I was surprised to find myself enjoying the scene with Randy and Sharon more than the others. This may be because they were into the sex and the story, where some of the other scenes seemed more story driven instead of sexuality. I have searched and searched this dvd for the "first ever Dasha-to-Briana foot disappearance" they advertise on the back cover, but have found nothing. I've watched the first scene with and without the angles on and nothing ever shows up differently. The back of the dvd has some pictures depicting scenes that are not in the movie, so that was a big let down considering Dasha appears with a guy in one. Happily Never After is a decent dvd and I would have no trouble telling some one to Rent It for a nice couples' friendly movie.

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