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Call Girls Undercover

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 12/20/03

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Call Girls Undercover

Director: Karl Morino

Date of Production: 07/09/2003

Length: 1 hour 27 minutes

Genre: Vignette

Cast: Cytherea, Ann Harlow, Koko, Vicci Valencorte, Ashley More, Jennifer Cale, Ava Divine, Christopher Lafleur, Don Hollywood, Gino Greco, Kyle Stone, Sylvio Mata, Anthony Wood, Chris Mountain

Video/Audio: The video is presented in full frame, color with the audio being available in stereo.

Extras: Previews, Solo Scenes (16 short scenes), Slide Show

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Review: Hustler's first volume of Call Girls Undercover is setup as a inside look into the world of callgirls. In the real world, documentaries like Hookers at the Point show the seedy and sleazy side of prostitution. In the porn world, you would think you'd get a different story. Call Girls Undercover doesn't get extremely bleak, but it comes nowhere near arousing. Before each scene, Karl Morino talks (on and on) about hookers; how they are, who they are, where they are. Several of the girls dialogue, during the overdubbed intro, refer to how much they dislike who or what they are doing. Their facial expressions and body language also convey these thoughts, so most of the time, it's a uninspired and boring scene for the viewer to watch. In most of the scenes, the people paying for the sex make sure to refer to the girls by using derogatory names or comments. I wish I could write something nice about this movie, but I can't find anything. I wish I could point out a standout scene, but they all are equally bad.

Overall Thoughts: I don't know what the purpose of this movie is, but it isn't a porno. Sure, it's got bad acting and hardcore sex, but the result is about as hot as watching paint dry. Even the solo scenes have an odd, creepy feel to them. A digitally altered voice instructs girls to various things for a minute or so per girl. Other than some pretty women, there is nothing to like about this dvd. Skip It.

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