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Golden Girls 4

Studio: Video X Pix » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/20/03

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Golden Girls 4: Dr. Pee: A Little Light Tinkle


Genre: Feature, Foreign

Director: Frank Thring

Cast: Lisa Sparkle, Alexa May, Wanda, Alissa, Crystal, Mary, Patrick, Mike Foster, Mano, Frank Thring

Length: 103.5 minutes

Date of Production: 8/27/03 (box), 9/14/03 (credits)

Extra's: 15 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Zora Banks, trailers, photogallery

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. Most of the time, the picture was crisp and clear with minimal grain. There were some problems with lighting but nothing major. The stereo audio was hollow and too light compared to the music track in most of the scenes. The dvd transfer was generally solid with very few compression artifacts present.

Note: The DVD wouldn't play in my Toshiba home player, only in my computer, so keep this in mind while thinking about getting it.

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Body of Review: Fans of porn know that there is something for everyone if you look hard enough. From movies that feature great looking women, to older gals, to bondage and dozens of other specialty genres, you'd have to be pretty sick to need something you couldn't find on the market. For those who enjoy watching women urinating in public places, you could turn to Hustler's newest series, Golden Girls. That's right, the title doesn't refer to blondes but gals who piss in public before (and after) having various forms of hardcore sex, including oral, straight and anal action. I saw Golden Girls 2 a while ago and thought it was fairly generic porn except for the pissing (of which I'm not a fan) so the latest release, Golden Girls 4 is unlikely to make me get all excited either but you never know. Well, this time, the story is a minimal one about spies that didn't make a lot of sense but the cast was attractive so it's not a big deal.

Scene One: Lisa, a tall and lean brunette, started off the show by urinating on the ground in full view of the camera. If that's your fetish, more power to you but I didn't think it was all that exciting. She is then transported to a bed with Patrick. He goes down on her and she returns the favor when he's done. They screw vaginally and then go to anal sex before he blows a tiny load on her face. It seemed mechanical and fake but she looked great.

Scene Two: Alexa, another brunette cutie, started off her scene by jogging and bumping into Paul. The two made out and were soon having an oral-only scene. It wasn't bad but too limited for my tastes.

Scene Three: Wanda, the dark haired gal on the lower left of the DVD cover, had a scene indoors with Patrick. It included oral, straight and anal with a large load at the end. There was some warmth to it but she didn't have the sort of face that really appealed to me.

Scene Four: Alissa and Wanda took on one of the guys after Alissa took a leak on the floor. There was a fetish taste to the scene because of the clothing the gals wore (not to mention the pissing factor) and it was a lot of fun to watch. Fans of anal will be happy to know that he did a lot of butt hole surfing this time.

Scene Five: Crystal, a lean blonde, had a scene with her guy, Mike, on a comfy chair in a nice room. The sex included oral, lots of oral, straight, and anal with a big splooged at the finish. It seemed kind of mechanical to me although she may just be acting badly in terms of her foreign language skills.

Scene Six: Mary, dressed in fetish attire, masturbated for the camera a bit before the movie ended. This was a bummer since she seemed to be having a lot of fun. She looks a lot like Vanda, a well-known performer in the industry that comes from overseas.

Summary: Well, if you enjoy watching gals taking a leak in various places, this may be enough for you to have fun with. As it was, some of the cast didn't even have sex, just urinated a bit, and that dragged it down nearly as much as the technical flaws that kept it from working in my DVD player. I'm going to suggest this one as a Skip It unless you get a great price and it comes with a money back, no hassle guarantee.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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