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Shut Up & Blow Me!

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 12/26/03

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Shut Up and Blow Me! #13

Genre: :Blow Jobs

The Movie:

What can be wrong with a movie that promises 21 girls giving head? Well, while I'm not personally into just watching a knob job, I eagerly watched this one to see what it would offer.

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Well, each scene starts off with the girl (or girls in a couple of scenes), proclaiming their love of the dick. The out pops the penis, and away we go! All of the shots are from a single camera (the person getting blown), so we don't see any different camera perspectives. Also, we NEVER see the cameraman's face, so we can't really tell if he's into it our not. Also, some of the girls never bother to even get naked, so it's a waste! If you are into cum shots, there is a mixed bag here as well. Sometimes he cums in his hand, other times on the tits, and sometimes we get nice facials. After about #11, things start to kind of get boring. Total movie time is almost 2 hours, so grab your popcorn and enjoy.


The audio is presented in 5.1 surround, but really how much surround sound do you need to hear chicks blowing someone? That, plus the fact that each scene is filmed in a different location, makes the sound really unimportant.


Video is the standard 4:3 framing. Again, nothing spectacular, nothing bad either. Some of the shots are a little off, but that's more due to the camera work than anything else.

The Extras:

Barebones here. You have something labeled as the "Photo Album" and something else that's called "Slide Show". These are both identical, with the "Slide Show" moving frames automatically.

Final Thoughts:

This one is tough for me. I'm personally not a fan of watching a porno with nothing but blowjobs, but I know some people are into that. That in and of itself, is not what makes me NOT want to recommend this. It's the fact that all of scenes are identical in setup and lack originality. If you are a fan of purely oral sex, then pick this one up. If not, skip it.

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