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Advice: Skip It
Director: Claude Mason
Cast: Venus, Cynara Fox, Felisha, Nikita Denise, Gen Padova, Kyle Stone, Lee Stone, Felix Viscous, Steve Hatcher
Length: 1 Hour 21 Minutes
Date of Production: March 15, 2003
Extras: Behind the Scenes Featurette, Photo Gallery
Audio/Video: The video was presented in 1.33:1 full frame color. For the most part the picture quality was decent. However it was far from good. The picture was really hindered by poor lighting. Most of the scenes were overly lit or poorly lit. The audio was presented in stereo. The sound quality was less than decent as there were several parts during the feature when only one channel would be populated with sound, while the other was dead. The sound level does not stay consistent throughout the feature, so prepare to adjust the volume frequently. The background music was loud and obtrusive. Overall the audio was pretty poor in my book.
Body of Review: This feature stars Venus as Jill, a young director who is trying to catch her big break. In order to do this she has sex with a slimy executive. Later when she's shooting her first music video, it turns out that the stage was double booked with a pornographic video being shot by Steve Hatcher as Jack. Can Venus save her career by turning this setback around? You'll have to see the movie to find out! Well I'll ruin it for you anyways. Yes. Anyways here is the scene by scene breakdown.
Scene 1: Venus, Kyle Stone
Venus is an attractive brunette with small breasts, a gorgeous face, and a stunning body. In this scene Venus is in the middle of a very unprofessional job interview with Kyle Stone for a director position in music video. They just finished viewing some of her portfolio, when Kyle explains that she'll need to take care of something special to get the job. She heads off to the bathroom and changes into a purple teddy and bikini bottom. She's willing to go the distance for this job. The two engage in oral and straight sex. The scene ends with Venus sucking Kyle off and receiving a facial.
The first half of the oral scene was pretty disappointing as it was difficult to see what was going on. The camera angle used came in from the side and Kyle's thigh sort of blocked what we were looking at. Anyways the rest of the scene was pretty good, the sex was somewhat exciting. I don't really care for Venus, there's something about her wrinkly breasts that turn me off.
Scene 2: Cynara Fox, Felicia
Felicia is an attractive brunette who has been in the industry for a while. She has medium sized breasts and a great body. Her name is also misspelled on the DVD cover. Cynara is a decently attractive girl. In this scene she dark hair (it changes later.) She has a decent body and decent sized breasts. This scene starts off with Cynara demanding to see Felicia's breasts. Then Cynara instructs Felicia to suck off her strap-on dildo. She does and then they have straight sex (via strap-on.) Afterwards Felicia eats out Cynara.
If you've read some of my prior reviews you know perhaps these two things, I don't care for the use of strap-on toys and I don't care for much for girl/girl scenes. However girl/girl scenes done very well I can enjoy and appreciate. This scene was not one of those. I really did not care much at all for this scene. The action was in my opinion less than exciting.
Scene 3: Nikita Denise, Lee Stone
Nikita is a somewhat attractive brunette with small breasts and a nice body. In this scene it has been decided that the porn star and the rock star will work together in this set (see the plot overview.) They film both the rock video and the porn film at the same time. Both state they have always wished to participate in the other's field. The two engage in oral and straight sex. The scene ends with a facial.
This scene really wasn't that exciting. While Nikita is attractive her deep voice is very unappealing. Anyways she had a pretty good oral sex segment, but the actual sex was pretty boring. I didn't really think much of this scene.
Scene 4: Cynara Fox
We now find Cynara with pink hair in center stage rubbing her self. After a bit of jacking herself off, she starts using a dildo. This scene is purely solo and it really wasn't that exciting.
Scene 5: Gen Padova, Felix Vicious
Both Gen and Felix are decently attractive gals with small breasts and okay body. Anyways the scene starts off with the two young looking gals sitting on the bed. One asks if she wants to have sex, the other says yes. The two girls have a pretty standard girl/girl scene and they also take advantage of a small arsenal of toys to pleasure one another.
This scene was somewhat decent. It really wasn't my absolute favorite girl/girl scene. Both girls were relatively unattractive, which made the scene that much more unbearable.
Scene 6: Venus, Steve Hatcher
This scene opens with Venus and Steve toasting to their success of erotic music videos and rock n roll porn. They have successfully overcome their challenge of the double booking. They both kick back their drinks. Venus then makes a comment about the room being too bright, so Steve turns off a light and the heavy petting ensues. The two engage in oral and straight sex. The scene ends with a facial.
The overall ambience of this scene can be described as slow. The entire scene was just too slow for my tastes. Venus and Steve didn't really have much chemistry on camera. Thus their scene was pretty bland. It's pretty much the theme for this feature.
Concluding Words: I was pretty disappointed with this feature. The story itself was pretty stupid and not even done well. That is only a small part of my disappointment. The majority of it falls with the content. The sex is pretty tame, repetitive, bland, boring, and so on. There just really isn't much new to offer in this feature. Overall this title is suitable for the couples' crowd. But there is even a lot better stuff out there. I'm suggesting you skip this title.
Here's a quote from the film that I felt like including in the review. "You know the thing about porn directors is that they all want to direct feature films. So there's always story followed by some insipid dialogue that everyone fast forwards through anyways." Venus. I think this line was the best thing to come out of this feature, why? Because it is very true and I just thought it was humorous that the director/writers of this adult film acknowledged that their efforts for a Grammy were most likely never going to happen.
Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10 with 0 being bad and 10 being good.
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