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Studio: Don Goo » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 12/29/03

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Feature

Director: Robert Huntington

Cast: Lezley Zen, Venus, Aria, Temptation, Kelly Steele, Hamilton Steele, Lee Stone, Barrett Blade

Length: 1 Hour 24 Minutes

Date of Production: January 20, 2003

Extras: Behind the Scenes Featurette, Photo Gallery

Audio/Video: The video was presented in 1.33:1 full frame color. The picture quality was somewhat decent. There was a noticeable blocky/grainy touch to the picture. Also the lighting wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible. The audio was presented in an awful stereo track. At some points in the feature only one audio channel would be populated, whilst the other would be dead. Or there would be dramatic differences in volume between the two channels, which made one too loud. Also the volume level is variable as it changes throughout the feature. The background music when present in sex scenes is too loud and overpowers the girl's moaning for the most part.

Body of Review: The beginning of this feature jumps around various clips from all the sex scenes in this feature. This opening is also given a narrative that shows that Envy (Lezley Zen) is a girl who hears many voices in her head. Yes folks, she's crazy. She's also soon to be married and her mother (Nicole London) is also crazy. The plot is pretty hard to follow in this movie and needless to say crazy girl has some sex and imagines other people having sex while she does other things. Here's the scene by scene breakdown.

Scene 1: Aria, Barrett Blade

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Aria is a decent looking gal with highlighted brown hair. She has a nice body and nice large breasts. This scene opens with Lezley Zen watching television or something with a flashing light. In the same room are Aria and Barrett. The two have oral and straight sex on a couch not more than ten feet from Lezley. She does not acknowledge that they are having sex so close to her. The scene ends with a facial. It was decent, nothing special.
Rating: 3/10

Scene 2: Kelly Steele, Hamilton Steele
Kelly is a pale skinned gal with red hair. She's rather unattractive and she has large breasts and an okay body. This scene opens with Temptation and Lee Stone professing their love for one another. Then Kelly and Hamilton storm the room. Temptation and Lee leave and the camera focus on the other couple. Kelly and Hamilton have oral, straight, and anal sex. The scene ends with Hamilton unloads on Kelly's stomach. This scene was somewhat decision. While there was a definite chemistry between the pair, I found Kelly to so un-attractive that it made the scene pretty unbearable. Not to mention her vocals during her scene were so damned annoying.
Rating: 2/10

Scene 3: Temptation, Lee Stone
Temptation is a very attractive gal. She has light brown highlighted hair with large breasts and a great body. Throughout the feature we've seen her toy with herself on a bed and now in this scene she joins up with Lee Stone for some oral and straight sex. The scene ends with Lee unloading on Temptation's ass. Crazy girl Lezley is scene watching through the window. This scene was okay, much better than the previous. The oral scene was really slow and the sex was pretty standard stuff. Nothing too exciting.
Rating: 4/10

Scene 4: Venus, Aria, Kelly Steele
Venus is an attractive brunette with small breasts and a nice body. She is joined with Aria and Kelly for an all girl scene. Not more than five feet away is Lezley lying dazed on a bed, not noticing the three girls near them. Anyways the girls get it on taking care of one another using fingers, hands, mouths, tongues, etc. without any toys. At one point Lezley does acknowledge the girls and she jacks herself off as she watches. This was an all girl scene that I don't feel was done very well. I really just didn't enjoy it. Mainly because of the girls in it, I really don't like Kelly, nor do I care for Aria. Venus is alright, but she really isn't a favorite.
Rating: 1/10

Scene 5: Lezley Zen, Lee Stone
Lezley Zen is an attractive dark haired gal with large breasts and a nice body. In this scene crazy girl Envy (Lezley) joins up with Lee Stone. She repeats that she's the pretty bride and the two then engage in oral and straight. The scene ends with a facial. This was another decent scene. The oral segment was pretty creepy? While Lezley gave Lee the famed blow job, she was making some really creepy looking faces. That sort of killed the enjoyment in that scene.
Rating: 3/10

Concluding Words: I must admit that this feature was well done accordingly to the story. Envy is a pretty crazy gal and so is her mother. This feature is a brief look into the erratic mind and thought process of the two. After reviewing this feature I'm still not even sure what was going on. Things were so crazy I'm confused. What was the actual plot of this feature? Or was it supposed to be just as it is? I don't know. This is part of the problem. This feature could have just as easily been an all sex title. Then we would have been spared of the 15 minutes of very hard to follow dialogue. This plot just doesn't seem to fit a pornographic film very well.

Anyways perhaps you sensed it, but I really did not care for this feature. The story was awful and hard to follow, the content was slow and bland, and the audio/video mechanics of this feature were awful. In short I wouldn't recommend this title. Skip it.

Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10 with 0 being bad and 10 being good.

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