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Eternal Virgins

Studio: VCA » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/29/03

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Jim Holliday's Eternal Virgins

VCA Interactive

Genre: Feature

Director: Jim Holliday

Cast: Ninalyn, August Avila, Alex Sanders, Rio Mariah, Shayla "Gumdrop" LaVeaux, Kylie "Cupcake" Wilde, Violet Blue, Steve Hatcher, Ava Vincent, Kitty Johnson, Taylor Rain, Monica Mayhem, Chloe Dior
Non-sex roles by William Margold, Root Loggins, Johnny Sharp Jr. (AKA Rob Spallone)

Length: 114 minutes (feature length version), 87.5 minutes long (wall to wall version)

Date of Production: 2/2003

Extra's: The best extra was the Director's audio commentary by Jim Holliday and William Margold. In it, he spends a fair amount of time talking about the cast, the shoot, and his philosophy about making porn. While he preaches a bit too much from his soapbox, it is always interesting to hear him do it. The next best feature was the 9.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Wit Maverick. There were three short biographies with direct to scene feature, some trailers, a photogallery, wall to wall sex option (that cuts out the dialogue, leaving only the sex)

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the industry standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. As with the majority of Holliday's DVD's with VCA, the picture was crisp and clear with solid lighting (with one exception) and a mix of camera angles. There were no compression artifacts to weaken the picture even a guy with a critical eye such as myself can appreciate the quality. Fans of foot action will note that she tasted her toes will he impaled her ass. They then switched to a reverse cowgirl before he popped in her mouth.

Body of Review: Jim Holliday is one of the best directors you'll find at VCA or most other porn companies these days if you enjoy light hearted sexual antics with attractive gals. I haven't seen many of his recent releases but his latest, Jim Holliday's Eternal Virgins, was certainly a solid hit. In the movie, Holliday has a minimal story about shysters that plays second fiddle to the sex (a good idea by the way) and here's what the box cover had to say about the DVD:

They Only Look Sweet and Innocent.

-- sponsored by --

Move over -- Jim Holliday is bag free and more EXTREME than ever before and the big difference is that the sex in Eternal Virgins is better photographed and more erotic than the current gonzo garbage being produced... The single most original and innovative adult director has hit the bullseye again... Eternal Virgins deals with the sleazy world of traveling telephone hucksters simultaneously running a double edged con--a spurious circus promotion on one hand and a scam of the social directory on the other. What the viewer gets is a lesson in ethics set against the kind of wall-to-wall sex Holliday has not achieved for many years. Of the 8 scenes, there is not a single dud to be found. Eternal Virgins is a delightfully dirty movie with a conscience. 100% BACKDOOR... 100% BAREBACK (a word we use for all natural sex).

I'm a long time fan of Holliday's work and this movie was a good one to introduce to people who enjoy condom-free anal sex scenes, a common complaint against VCA in years past centered on their mandatory condom policy and usual lack of anal sex, so if you enjoy watching attractive gals do it all, here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Ninalyn and August, two young and curvy gals, took care of Alex on a desk. They started out with an oral sex scene and the gals took a small load into their mouths. It was short and sweet but a nice way to start the show.

Scene Two: Rio, a tiny little Brazilian with a cute body, had a scene with Alex on a bed. It started off with him oiling her up and her blowing him in return. She seemed to savor his taste and played with his penis rather than try to finish him off in record time. She then took him in her ass, slowly I might add, before her pussy.

Scene Three: Shayla, a regular in Holliday's movies for years now, and Kylie, a cute young blonde with a great face and body, had a lesbian scene on a bed. They started off with some tender kissing and rubbing before Kylie went down on her friend. Using her fingers and tongue, the young star also gave the veteran a rim job before using her breasts to massage Shayla's ass. Shayla, on the other hand, responded quite well to all the oral attention, arching her back and panting a whole lot before returning the attention the same way. Shayla then took an anal toy into her ass that looked like a tail. In all, a fun scene to get off on.

Scene Four: Violet, a curvy brunette that looks much better than she used to, and Steve, had a scene on a bed. He started it off with oral to her and she returned the favor with an aggressive blowjob, using her tongue and eyes to get him extra hard. The reason he needed to be extra hard is soon made clear; she was getting him ready for anal sex. She took him readily enough and he plowed her slowly (she even laughed at one point) for a long time before blowing his load on her chest. (it looked like a layer change at chapter 28/29 that froze them during the end)

Scene Five: Ava, a lean blonde and fan favorite, showed Steve a great time in the office. She gave him a hum job that almost looked like she was trying to bust him nut early. It wasn't just that she kept eye contact with him or used a lot of hand action, but also slobbered a lot, which made it fun. He then took over and she got off at least once before he started in on the anal sex. After doing her ass in a few positions, the doggy looked best, he jerked his minimal load on her ass and lower back.

Scene Six: Kitty, a gal with an interesting look (which worked for me a lot, not because her make up was superior), and Alex, had a scene where he orally pleased her before using his fingers in each hole. At one point, I thought he was going to fist her, having four fingers in Kitty's ass and four in her pussy, working them two knuckles deep, until she turned around and started blowing him. She didn't seem to be overly talented but lubed him up for the anal, which he hammered really hard. After slamming her ass so hard, he rubbed out a load into her mouth and on her face.

Scene Seven: Kylie, Shayla, Rio and Ava, had a lesbian foursome on a bed together where they all lick and suck one another off before using a toy. If you like lesbian scenes, you'll really enjoy this as each gal addresses the others with her own style, ending with a cuddle.

Scene Eight: Taylor, one of the freshest brunettes in the jizz bizz, had a scene with Steve on a bed. He licked and sucked her pussy and ass while keeping eye contact (turnabout is fair play). She took care of him for a while and then he screwed her ass royally. It was a great scene with as much chemistry and heat as any other scene of the movie.

Scene Nine: Kylie, Monica, and Chloe had a lesbian scene on a soundstage with a white background. The bed looked comfortable and the women looked hot as they went down on each other. It ended with a toy in Monica's butt, according to Mr. Holliday on the commentary track, a first. It was a great scene if you like lesbian action.

Summary: I'm rating this one as Highly Recommended because it has plenty of great action, high end technical values, and some great extras. Holliday really knows how to do a great commentary and the addition of William Margold, formerly of the Free Speech Coalition, really made a difference to it. If this sounds good to you, check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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