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Me Luv U Long Time #5

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 12/30/03

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Gonzo, Asian

Director: Robbie Fischer

Cast: Brooke Milano, Kylie Rey, Nautica Thorn, Sable Simms, Lucy Lee, Luci Thai, T. T. Boy, Scott Lyons, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Claudio MEloni, Chris Charming, Dick Delaware

Length: 2 Hours 20 Minutes

Date of Production: October 10, 2003

Extras: Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Boner Footage (6 Min), Cumshot Recap

Audio/Video: The film is presented in 1.33:1 ratio Full Frame color. The video quality is clear and crisp. There was a hardly noticeable blocky/grainy touch to the picture. The audio was presented in stereo. The sound quality was very good.

Body of Review: One of the Red Light District's popular adult series has been the Me Luv U Long Time series. The first two films in this series were directed by David Luger, yet since the third installment the titles have been directed by Robbie Fischer. Robbie Fischer again brings the fifth installment in the Me Luv U Long Time Series. This title brings six young hot Asian starlets in front of the camera for all sorts of hardcore action. Here's the scene by scene breakdown.

Nautica Thorn
Scene 1: Nautica Thorn
Nautica Thorn is a nineteen year girl who is half Okinawan. Her grandparents are from Okinawa, Japan. Nautica is a very attractive girl with highlighted brown hair, a gorgeous face, beautiful eyes, a decent body, and decent sized breasts. This scene starts off with a brief dialogue between her and Fischer, which leads to Nautica giving a little dance/strip tease. Two dudes come in and she starts sucking them off a bit. However one of them gets a little antsy and can't wait to start the vaginal sex, which he does. The two guys pass her around taking turns for oral and vaginal sex. The scene ends with Nautica taking a double facial.

This was a pretty hot scene. I was disappointed that there wasn't a longer portion of the scene with Nautica just giving oral. I also thought it was unfortunate that this scene did not have any DP or anal. I think that in this scene it would have made it much better. Nonetheless Nautica has proven to be a very good performer.
Rating: 7/10

Lucy Thai
Scene 2: Lucy Thai
Lucy is an eighteen year old gal who is Thai and Cambodian. She has a very good looking face, a good body, and large breasts. She's also very new to the industry, at the time of shooting two weeks. This scene starts off with her getting interviewed by the dude he's going to be doing the scene with her. They talk while he licks, touches, and feels her up. He eats her out for a bit and then the vaginal sex ensues. They continue in a variety of positions and she sucks him off between some of the positions. The scene ends with a facial.

Similar to my disappointment of the first scene, this scene did not have a purely oral portion. It really needed that. Still it was a good scene. Lucy is a stunning beauty who despite being fairly new to the industry produced a scene we a decent amount of energy and excitement.
Rating: 6/10

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Sable Simms
Scene 3: Sable Simms
Sable is a decent looking Asian gal. She has an okay body and small breasts. She is also a bit pale and doesn't know the meaning of shaved or trimmed. She's twenty years old with about one month under her belt in the adult industry. She's done a few girl/girl scenes, but only one boy/girl scene. Now she's about to do her first boy/girl/boy scene. She's a little nervous. The scene starts off with a brief interview and then she's magically nude and two guys join her. One goes straight for her breasts and the other her southern region. This doesn't last too long and they jump right into vaginal sex. The two dudes take turns and there is a little oral sex. The scene ends with a double facial.

This scene was not very good. I suppose it was somewhat decent, but there just wasn't a great amount of energy or excitement in this scene. Sable seemed to be trying extremely too hard to sound sexy or dirty as she moaned or rather annoyed the hell out of me. On top of that one of the dudes she was with kept saying "hupp" or something. The scene just wasn't very good.
Rating: 2/10

Kylie Rey
Scene 4: Kylie Rey
Kylie Rey is an eighteen year old gal who is part Cambodian. She has a cute face, small breasts, and a less than decent body. She's also a fairly newcomer to the adult industry, approximately two weeks. This scene starts off with a brief interview and then Kylie playing with herself for a bit. She says she's ready for something else and Fischer sends in the troops (two actually). The two guys take turns getting sucked off. After that one of the guys eats her out while she sucks off the other. They quickly tire of this game and the vaginal sex ensues. The rest of the scene continues with Kylie having her mouth and her vagina full for the most part. The scene ends with Kylie receiving a double facial.

This was a pretty decent scene. The sex was pretty average, as there wasn't anything really jumping out during this scene. I also felt that while Kylie was very cute, her body wasn't what I wanted to be looking at. In fact she just didn't seem the kind of girl that should be doing what she just did. Anyways overall it was a decent scene.
Rating: 4/10

Brooke Milano
Scene 5: Brooke Milano
Brooke is another young eighteen year old girl who is part American, Filipino, and Chinese. She has a very attractive face with a decent body and small breasts. She has been in the industry for about two weeks (yes another) and this is her seventh scene. This scene starts off with the gonzo dialogue which results in Brooke removing all of her clothing. T. T. Boy has been selected to be her companion for the evening. They kiss a bit before she sucks him off. They switch up by jumping into vaginal sex. They spend the rest of the scene in a variety of positions. The scene ends with a facial.

T. T. Boy is a funny guy. He tries to talk dirty throughout the scene, but he just comes off sounding... well, at first it was funny, but it got annoying as the scene went on. Well despite what annoyed me, the two had a pretty heated scene. Brooke is a very attractive girl who gave a pretty energetic and exciting performance.
Rating: 7/10

Lucy Lee
Scene 6: Lucy Lee
Lucy is a very attractive Asian gal. She is a very attractive gal with a small breasts and a nice body. She's fairly new to the industry, though she has about fifty scenes under her belt. This scene marks a very special day, as it will be her very first anal scene. The scene starts off with a brief dialogue before her male companion enters the scene. They kiss and do the heavy petting dance. Afterwards she sucks him off a bit, then he fingers her. The two seem in the mood and they jump into vaginal sex. She sucks him off again before switching positions. After a little more vaginal sex the dude starts preparing her for anal by rimming her and fingering her anally. They get back into the vaginal sex thing. Then with Lucy standing up bent over the dude enters into her ass. The anal sex begins very slowly before it speeds up. At this point she looked a little uncomfortable, but she took it like a champ. The scene goes on with more anal and a little ATM. The scene ends with a facial.

This was another pretty hot scene. I was really happy to see Lucy Lee perform an anal scene. She's a very cute girl who knows how to really heat up the screen with her stunning oral abilities and her overall sexual performance. Again this was a very good scene.
Rating: 8/10

Concluding Words: My absolute favorite series to come from the Red Light District has been the Me Luv U Long Time series. I have thoroughly enjoyed every single one of the titles released in this series. However I my favorite of the series has always been the very first two, which were directed by David Luger. The later volumes in this series, three, four, and five (yes this one) have been directed by Robbie Fischer and I feel that Luger did a much better job with the series. I was sorry not to see his name on the cover of these later volumes. Nonetheless Fischer has still done a tremendous job continuing this series, though the sex does now seem a bit tamer.

This title was done pretty well. There are four of six undoubtly good scenes, while the other two are more or less can be attributed to one's personal preference. I really enjoyed this title and I think that you will as well. While I would like to mark this as a highly recommended title, I don't think it merits one. Fans of this series should get this title without hesitation. Those who are new to the series may want to check out the first or second titles in this series first. Anyone who enjoys a good Asian themed adult title will enjoy this as well. Those of you just looking for some good sex, this is the place. However the sex in this title is fairly tame, there isn't very much that shouts out rough sex. So those looking for some real hardcore action may want to just rent it. Needless to say this I recommended this title.

Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10 with 0 being bad and 10 being good.

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