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Fuck Dolls

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 12/30/03

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jake Malone

Cast: Nautica Thorn, Jynx, Delilah, Kate Kaptive, Lena Julliette, Lauren Phoenix, Mr Pete, Toni Ribas, Mark Ashley, Erik Everhard, Joachim Kessef, Chris Charming, Michael Stefano

Length: 2 Hours 19 Minutes

Date of Production: October 7, 2003

Extras: Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Boner Footage, Trailers

Audio/Video: The film is presented in 1.33:1 ratio Full Frame color. The video quality is clear and crisp. There was a slightly noticeable blocky/grainy touch to the picture. There was also a lot of color distortion that was attributed to some poor lighting. The audio was presented in stereo. The sound quality was very good for the most part. During some of the interviews the dialogue was hard to hear.

Body of Review: From director Jack Malone, who brought you Throat Gaggers #5 returns with Red Light District for another title, Fuck Dolls. Fuck Dolls follows the standard RLD gonzo theme, six girls and a lot of sex. While currently not a series (since this is the first one) there is enough merit in this title that a series isn't far off from the horizon. Anyways here's the scene by scene breakdown.

Lauren Phoenix
Scene 1: Lauren Phoenix
Lauren is a somewhat cute red haired gal with small breasts and a decent body. This scene starts off with Lauren dancing around outdoors (dressed). She walks over to a couch and lies down. Two guys come in and Lauren takes one guy vaginally from behind while she sucks off the other. The guys switch positions, except instead of vaginal sex, there is anal sex. The goes on to include oral, anal, and straight sex, ATM, double penetration. The scene ends with Lauren swallowing both loads.

A good indication about how rough a sex scene is is how much does the girl's eye make up run. Her make was pretty running, thus this scene was pretty rough. There was a good amount of deep throating, a little hair pulling, and a lot of dirty sex. All this attributed to a pretty good scene. Lauren was really not what I'd consider an attractive girl, but nonetheless she did perform quite well.
Rating: 6/10


Nautica Thorn
Scene 2: Nautica Thorn
Nautica is a very attractive girl with highlighted brown hair, a gorgeous face, beautiful eyes, a decent body, and decent sized breasts. In this scene she's dressed in a very sexy pink two piece. She slowly removes the small pink shorts and jiggles her ass a bit. Not too long after her top comes off. The scene cuts out and she's on a couch dressed again. The gonzo bit ensues and the director has his brief dialogue. Once again Nautica removes her clothes. Two dudes come in to join her. One goes down on her while she sucks off the other. Then the scene goes on with oral and vaginal sex. The scene ends with a double facial and a little on her chest.

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This was a tremendously hot scene. I've been reviewing a few of her scenes lately and they just seem to get better and better. There was a lot of energy and excitement in this scene, thus it was hot. I must comment on the exceptional oral skills of Nautica and the camera work used to depict this. My favorite camera angle was used in this scene. Nautica was standing up bent over sucking off one of the guys. The camera comes in between her legs and below her. We can see her sucking off the guy and her breasts dangling. It is a very hot camera angle. Very good.
Rating: 10/10


Lena Julliette
Scene 3: Lena Julliette
Lena is a very attractive eighteen year old Latina gal. She has a gorgeous face, small breasts, and a nice body. She has a large tattoo on her stomach, which I didn't care for. This is going to be her very first anal scene. The scene starts off with Malone and Lena has a brief interview. She then uses some lube and a variety of anal toys to "help" her prepare for her anal scene. Malone helps her a bit with this process. The dude comes to help her out a bit more. He goes down on her while the toys are still in use. With the toys still in Lena's holes, she sucks off the dude. The two then get into vaginal sex. Toys are still used throughout the vaginal sex. After a bit the anal sex ensues. Lena looks a little uncomfortable, but the guy takes it very slowly. He speeds up after a while and really opens up her hole. The scene ends with a facial.

This was a relatively nice scene. I really prefer not to see toys used in a boy/girl scene, but in this case I think it was necessary. Lena is an extremely beautiful gal who did a wonderful job in this scene. She gave a quite good blow job and performed fairly well for her first anal scene. Overall this was a good scene.
Rating: 6/10


Kate Kaptive
Scene 4: Kate Kaptive
Kate is a very young looking twenty one year old. She has light brown haired girl with very small breasts, a cute face, and a decent body. This scene starts off with her giving a little tease of her body. Then the scene cuts, the interview begins and we learn that Kate likes to be dominated, tied up, spanked, suck dick, and swallow. Then using a large strain of plastic beads she ties up her hands. She also puts a cover over her eyes. The dude comes in and he eats her out with a little spanking. The cover comes off her eyes and Kate sucks off the guy. The vaginal sex ensues with a little oral in between. The scene ends with a facial.

Phew. I don't really like the whole domination leather and chains stuff. From the interview it seemed we were going to have a good view of that kind of stuff. However that wasn't the case. This scene was relatively tame in comparison to some of the stuff in the RLD library. Sure she was tired up, but remember she did the tying herself, which meant she could easily get out of it. The scene itself wasn't that great, it was pretty decent. There wasn't anything really exciting in this scene.
Rating: 3/10


Scene 5: Delilah
Delilah is a cute light brown haired gal with decent sized breasts and a nice body. She's dressed in a white men's dress shirt with fishnet stockings and red shorts. She looks very cute. This scene starts off with her dancing and teasing the camera. The scene cuts and the gonzo bit starts. Malone has Delilah do a little exercise, crawling. Then we find her with two guys and she's sucking them off in turn. The scene then changes to find Delilah getting it vaginal sex while sucking off the other guy. This goes on for a bit with the guys switching entry holes. The scene ends with Delilah taking a double facial.

This was another relatively tame threesome scene. However it was still a pretty good scene. Delilah is a very cute girl with an attractive body. She did a pretty good job taking on the two guys, but I really think that there could have been a little more hardcore action like anal, DP, and ATM in it to make it a great scene.
Rating: 6/10


Scene 6: Jynx
Jynx is an okay looking girl in this title. She has long black hair, decent sized breasts, and an okay body. She has a very cute smile and nice green eyes. However she's not a girl I'd want to see naked. The scene starts off with the standard interview. We learn that she likes degrading, choking, and hair pulling. Essentially she loves rough sex. The scene cuts and she's on a couch and the two guys come in to join her. The rough sex begins. One of the guys inserts a toy in her anally while the other gets sucked off. Then the two begin slapping her face with their dicks. Her eye make up quickly smears. There is some oral sex with vaginal sex. The guys switch positions a few times. The scene then jumps into some anal and double penetration. The scene goes on with oral, straight, and anal sex with a lot of spitting, spanking, gagging, slapping, hair pulling, etc. The scene ends with Jynx putting on some glasses and taking two facials.

Just a note, she's the girl on the back of the cover that looks like she's a lifeless zombie. This is one of the reasons why I had been putting off reviewing this title. And to add to that her interview didn't make it sound like I'd really enjoy her sex scene. In fact I was really dreading what was coming next. For while I do enjoy a bit of rough sex, I can't say I can stomach what kind of sex she likes. Fortunately the sex was not as rough as she wanted and I could stomach what was to come. Though the sex was a bit rougher than I would have preferred or perhaps it was just that I found Jynx so unattractive that it made it hard to enjoy the scene.
Rating: 0/10


Bonus Scene 1: Nautica, Jack Malone
From the traditional Boner footage P.O.V. (point of view) Nautica sucks off director Jack Malone. The scene ends with Nautica jerking him off and Nautica getting a facial. This was an extremely hot oral only scene. This was a wonderful compliment to the title.
Rating: 10/10

Concluding Words: Just from the name of this title I had expected all of the sex in this title to be extremely rough. Even from the pictures on the back of the cover with Kate tied up and Jynx looking pale as a ghost. I was expecting some kind of weird gothic leather and bondage sex crap. I was assuming RLD was experimenting in some indifferent genres. Fortunately this was not the case. This title turned out to be a lot tamer than I had expected. The majority of the content was tame with the exception of a few scenes. Specifically Jynx's scene. That scene will probably keep this title off the shelves in some areas and deter a particular kind of audience, while attracting an entirely different one. I enjoyed the content of this title (I loved Nautica's scene and bonus scene), so I am recommending this title. But again as I just voiced, those who do not enjoy that rough element in sex should deter away from this title.

Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10 with 0 being bad and 10 being good.

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