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Studio: Don Goo » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 1/1/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Feature

Director: Robert Hunington

Cast: Lauren Phoenix, Ann Harlow, Flick Shagwell, Nicolette, Nautica Thorn, Delorean, Dale Dabone, Scott Styles, Joey Ray, Evan Stone, Randy Spears (non-sex)

Length: 1 Hour 25 Minutes

Date of Production: May 28, 2003

Extras: Behind the Scenes, Trailers, Fetish Clips

Audio/Video: The video was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The picture quality was acceptable. There was a slightly noticeable grainy/blocky touch to the picture. The overall feature was pretty dark which was used for effect of the presentation. However it really didn't help out in the picture quality area. There were also a lot of special effects (well maybe not that special) used. Some of it was flashing lights, slow motion like feature, and so on. The sound was presented in 2 channel stereo. The dialogue was hard to hear at some points during the feature. The background music was worse than normal porn music. It was shrieky, creepy, annoying, and at some points too loud. There was also a point in the feature when the audio cut out.

Body of Review: This feature directed by Robert Hunington is pretty weird. Evan Stone reads about a place (the asylum) where women were taken and forced into admitting they were demonically possessed. The men were crazy and the women were nuts. The story is pretty unclear, but they manage to fit a bunch of sex in it. Here's the scene by scene breakdown.

Scene 1: Nicolette, Evan Stone

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Nicolette is a decently attractive light brown haired gal with a nice body and good sized breasts. In this scene Evan is telling her about a book he's reading, she doesn't seem to care much as she has her mind on something else. The two kiss a bit and their clothes come off which leads to oral and straight sex. The scene ends with Evan unloading on her chest. This scene was pretty decent; there was some good content in it.
Rating: 4/10

Scene 2: Ann Harlow, Scott Styles
Ann Harlow is a very young looking gal. She is almost completely flat chested (super small breasts) and has an okay body. She's pretty pale (I think it is make-up for the scene, but she's just really pale looking.) Anyways in this scene Scott chases after the over giggling Ann Harlow. The scene cuts and they're nude on a couch. He goes down on her and this leads to some oral and straight sex. The scene ends with a facial. This scene was less than decent. Ann has a somewhat attractive looking face, but her body just isn't in my particular tastes. The scene wasn't that warm or exciting.
Rating: 1/10

Scene 3: Flick Shagwell, Joey Ray
Flick is an attractive twenty four year old gal. She has decent sized breasts and a nice body. In this scene some weird stuff happens and then the scene cuts. We find Flick giving Joey a pretty intense blow job. The scene goes on with oral and straight sex. The scene ends with Joey unloading on Flick's vaginal region. Overall this was a pretty good scene, a definite improvement over the prior scene.
Rating: 6/10

Scene 4: Lauren Phoenix, Dale Dabone
Lauren is a decently attractive gal. She has medium sized breasts and a decent body. This scene starts off with some weird stuff in theme with the rest of the feature. Lauren is wearing some white lingerie with angel wings. She appears and sucks off Dale. The scene proceeds with oral and straight sex. The scene ends with a facial. Not really the best scene I've seen before. In fact it's way down there. There wasn't much in terms of variety in this scene. The two pretty much were in the same position the entire time. We hardly got a few of Lauren's body or much at all.
Rating: 0/10

Scene 5: Nautica Thorn, Delorean
Nautica is a very cute Asian gal. She has decent sized breasts and an okay body. Delorean is a somewhat decent looking blonde gal with medium sized breasts and a decent body. The scene starts off with some weird dialogue with Randy Spears talking to a ghost or something and then cuts to the two girls in action. Nautica and Delorean have a girl/girl scene without the use of toys. The scene was decent. It was pretty much your standard girl/girl scene.
Rating: 3/10

Concluding Words: This is the third feature I've received out of this studio. It seems that each time I see another feature, it is worse than the previous. I'm going to try to keep this short, because there really isn't any reason to make it long. So here we go. First off I didn't care much for the sex in this feature. It was pretty dry, bland, and just plain boring. Secondly the plot was really weird. It wasn't bad, but I just don't think a borderline grade B horror film and porn have a place together. The plot was just very weird and hard to follow. With that respect I think it was done fairly well, except it was just hard to follow and not enough time was expanded upon it. Pretty much if you are looking for a porn feature this isn't it. If you are looking for a grade B horror flick, this isn't it either. Skip this, you'll be much better off.

Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10 with 0 being bad and 10 being good.

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