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Pussyman's Teen Land 8

Studio: Legend Video » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 1/3/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Young, Straight

Director: David Christopher

Cast: Olivia Saint, Jordan Styles, Simone, Kayla Marie, Lacey, Brett Rodman, Scott Lyons, Pussyman, Micky G., Chris Charming, Billy Glide

Length: 1 Hour 23 Minutes

Date of Production: October 25, 2003

Extras: Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Bio's

Audio/Video: Video is presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The picture quality was fairly decent. The lighting could have been better during some parts of the feature, but for the most it was good. The audio is presented in stereo. The dialogue in some scenes is very hard to hear. Sometimes the sound volume cuts in and out. Prepare to adjust your volume accordingly. Very annoying.

DVD Mechanics: There are a lot of spelling errors throughout this feature. One major mistake is that feature credit is given to Scott Styles on the cover, but it is in fact Scott Lyons. A sub-menu divides the scenes into different positions like oral, straight, anal, and cum shot.

Body of Review: This title presents the eighth installment in the Pussyman series Teenland. In this title we are given four scenes and five girls in some pretty hot action. The plot of this little feature follows that Olivia Saint is working for Pussyman, helping him develop this adult film. The girls who want to be in this film must pass the Pussyman "school". Essentially they have filmed sex with guys. Depending on performance they may or may not make the cut. Will these four girls make the cut? Well that's a no brainer since they are all in the film. Prepare yourself for some horrible acting and some pretty good sexual content. Here's the scene by scene breakdown.

Scene 1: Jordan Styles, Brett Rodman, Scott Lyons

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Jordan is a somewhat attractive brunette with decent sized breasts and an okay body. This scene opens up with Pussyman and Olivia Saint discussing the learning manuals or some crap, which are essentially the DVDs with Pussyman in the title. They also discuss that shy and nervous Jordan is going to be visiting. Olivia leaves the room and Jordan appears. He takes of her pants off and gives her the first lesson. Pussyman calls in his two "professors" Brett and Scott. Jordan sucks off the two guys in turn. After a bit of oral, they switch positions up a bit. She takes one guy vaginally and the other orally. Scott then takes part of his turn by entering anally. The scene ends with a double facial. This was a relatively decent scene. The action was a little slow and Jordan hardly made a sound.
Rating: 4/10

Scene 2: Simone, Mickey G.
Simone is a very attractive gal with small firm breasts and a tight body. This scene starts off with Olivia receiving a phone call from Mickey G. Mickey has a hot young girl and just wanted to tell Olivia. She tells Mickey to get some good footage and Mickey asks about money, but Pussyman is backing it. How many people have a bed outside? Of course Mickey does. He starts filming Simone's hot body. She takes off her lower garments and fingers herself. Mickey eats her out a bit before she sucks him off. Then the two get into straight sex. The scene ends with a very bad camera angle of a facial. This scene was pretty good. Simone is a very attractive girl and she performed pretty well during her scene. Though her constant "oh yeah"s during her scene got on my nerves. This is one case when quiet is better.
Rating: 6/10

Scene 3: Kayla Marie, Chris Charming
Kayla is another decent all-around (face, body...) looking gal. Holy crap it can get worse. The scene starts off with Chris sitting on a large leather couch. Kayla enters the scene and joins him. She introduces herself as a student needing to learn more about sexuality. She's knows that she is here to learn about sex and that if she does well, in school she'll star in a movie. Kayla's clothes get removed and Chris goes down on her. She then gives a very heated performance sucking him off. There is a little deep throat action in this scene. After passing her oral exam they jump into sex straight. The scene ends with a facial. I really didn't find Kayla attractive, but she gave as good as she got. Her scene was pretty hot. The only downside was Chris wouldn't stop talking. It got slightly annoying.
Rating: 8/10

Scene 4: Lacey, Olivia Saint, Pussyman, Billy Glide
Lacey (in print on DVD cover and title credits, but they call her Leia) is a very attractive dark skinned girl with black hair, a cute face, nice breasts, and a good body. Olivia is a cute blonde that has been popping in and out of some of the scenes. She has a nice body and small breasts. In this scene she and Pussyman discuss if she is fulfilling her duties in blah blah blah. They talk and Lacey gets called into the room. Lacey learns the details about this school and what happens if she performs well. Olivia pulls her skirt up and sticks her ass out and Pussyman goes to town down south. Lacey gets in the action and fingers Olivia. Olivia then eats out Lacey. Billy shows up and joins in the action. He gets sucked off by Lacey and then has straight sex with Olivia. He gives Olivia a facial. Billy leaves the scene and the two girls go to work on Pussyman. Lacey sucks him off and then has straight sex. Lacey finishes the scene by jerking off Pussyman. This was a pretty good scene. Lacey or Leia gave a tremendously good performance. Olivia did well as well, but I was really enjoying seeing Lacey in action. Pretty hot stuff!
Rating: 7/10

Concluding Words: If you are a fan of the young genre you'll really like this title. We've got some very hot young looking gals that get into some pretty good action, this is your title. The biggest disappointment of this title is that it doesn't follow the somewhat standard five scenes in an all sex feature. Here we have five girls, but only four scenes. I really wouldn't have minded seeing Olivia have her own scene separate from Laceys'. Nonetheless the content of this film was very enjoyable. I was very happy with it and recommend this title.

Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10 with 0 being bad and 10 being good.

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