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Studio: Private » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/3/04

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Private Movies 9: All Sex


Genre: Feature

Director: Antonio Adamo

Cast: Donna, Robert Rosenberg, Bobbi Eden, Remigio Zampa, Daniella Schiffer, Maria, Steve Hooper, Francesco Malcolm, Sara Palmer, Ellen

Length: 102.5 minutes

Date of Production: 4/5/2003

Extra's: 12.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, trailers, photogallery, production notes, cast biographies, lots of different languages and subtitles, double sided dvd cover

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the industry standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, the usual for a porno. It had some minor grain and video noise but the artistic special effects were the worst part of it. The slow motion sex and lighting often got in the way of the fun for me. If you like such effects, disregard what I say and increase your own rating accordingly. The audio was presented with the usual choices for a Private film but the English 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo track was the default track. It was pretty clear during the acting parts but the vocals were lowered during the sex to let the droning beats get in the way.

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Body of Review: The world is familiar with the large Private empire due to decades of history with the company conquering the European market in both print and video markets. From feature (acting) to gonzo, the company offers a lot to consumers by virtue of its size and the latest release from them in their Private Movies line, is Private Movies 9: All Sex. The movie is about a reporter played by Robert Rosenberg who is trying to write a story about sex. As he and his gal research a group of sexually uninhibited people, he learns the concept of journalistic integrity, something nearly impossible to find these days. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that Private doesn't provide credits here (and many of the people wear wigs, or are otherwise made up to look differently than usual:

Scene One: Donna, a brassy red head in one of her first movies, took care of Robert on a couch. Her hair was almost neon bright in color and it mirrored her English attitude towards doing whatever it took to make him happy. The two had some oral and straight sex before boning in her ass took place. It ended with a solid pop shot. These two were the central focus of the BTS feature as well.

Scene Two: Bobbi, a bleached blonde, and Donna, wearing another wig, took on Robert and Remigio in the infamous red room on the couches. The four performers took their time, savoring the oral and each other, before they started to screw vaginally and anally, as well as swap partners. It was a good scene with lots of replay value having some DP action and facials too.

Scene Three: Daniella, all dressed up in a dominatrix outfit and looking sizzling hot, ordered Robert to go down on her, licking every fold of her pussy. He did so and began fingering her to warm her up a bit. She returned the oral by giving him a decent blowjob and the two then screwed on a couch (all while a guy watched them). They did doggy anal and he ended it by splooging on her chest and face. It was warm but the vocals were lowered and music increased which isn't my preferred audio choice.

Scene Four: Maria, an older blonde with a lean body, took care of two guys on the infamous red couch in front of Robert. I believe they were Steve and Francesco, with both giving her all they could orally, straight, and eventually anal with a DP and double facial. She did a good job, as did the guys, in this warm scene.

Scene Five: Sara, a gal with a Bride of Frankenstein look to it, took care of Robert in a small bed. The two gave each other oral, event taking up a 69 position, before he went straight to the anal sex on her. They did a few positions before he dropped a major load on her face.

Scene Six: This was the final scene and starred Ellen with Robert and Steve on the couch. The scene was actually the tamest of the lot with oral and straight sex being the predominant forms of sex this time. It was fairly mechanical in nature but not too bad to watch once.

Summary: There was some good sex here but most of the scenes lacked chemistry. If they ever had a spark to ignite your flame, the director's heavy-handed direction extinguished it with the special effects and loud music. I'm giving this one a rating of Rent It for fans of the cast but I think it should've been much hotter.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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