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Studio: Pure Play Media » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 1/14/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Compilation

Director: various

Cast: Aria, Chloe Dior, Hannah Harper, Bridgette Kerkove, Stevie, Pamela London, Mandibelle, Darla Crane, Tina Cheri, Nina Ferrari, Tanya Danielle, Amber Michaels, Adajja, Kianna, Taylor St. Clair

Length: 3 Hours 43 Minutes

Date of Production: various, 2001 - 2003

Extras: none

Audio/Video: The video is presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The picture quality of this title is on the poor side. Some of the scenes are pretty good, but the rest aren't. In some (parts) of the scenes there is a very distinct blocky touch to the picture. In others the color seems slightly distorted, the picture is too dark, or just bad lighting. Overall it isn't great. The audio is presented in stereo. The audio is decent, but it cut out in one or two scenes. The background music in some cases is too loud and interferes with hearing the girls moan or whatnot.

DVD Mechanics: Scenes 11 and 12 are located in the same chapter. Scenes 13 and 14 are located in the same chapter. DVD features auto-start and auto-repeat.

Body of Review: Pure Filth Products presents a claimed 4 hour compilation with a lot of large breasted girls who get into some notorious action. All the scenes come from the Legend studio library. After analyzing this compilation it is clear that this was put together rather quickly. In fact there are several errors. I'll speak about this in detail at the end of this review. Anyways here is the scene by scene breakdown.

Scene 1: unknown
I'm not quite sure who this chick is. She's a cute black girl with small breasts and an okay body. In this scene we find the girl in the outdoors wearing a two piece bathing suit and she's playing sex-and-go-seek (well hide-and-go-seek) with the dude of the scene. He counts with his eyes covered and she runs off to hide poorly behind a tree. He sees her and chases after her, he surprisingly catches up. The two start to kiss and it leads to the dude fingering the chick and then eating her out. She sucks him off a bit and he goes down on her again. Then they get into straight sex, which is followed by a little anal. The scene ends with a facial. This wasn't that great of a scene. The action was less than acceptable, it was pretty boring.
Rating: 1/10

Scene 2: Aria
Aria is an okay looking gal with a wonderful body and beautiful breasts. Here we find Aria starring in a Pussyman feature. They have a bit of a dialogue about what Aria has to offer to excite Pussyman, specifically he's interested in seeing her squirt, which she does several times during this scene. During which she strips and removes her clothes. Then two of her friends she brought along come in to join her. The two guys take turns kissing her while putting their hands all over her. She sucks off one of the guys while the other eats her out. Then they jump into straight sex and Aria rides one of the guys while sucking off the other. The scene continues with Aria having straight sex in the scissors position, before she "squirts" once more. The scene then ends with the two guys each giving her a facial. This was a very hot scene. I'm not extremely attracted to Aria, but she seems to perform exceptionally well in her scenes. In this scene she had a great oral scene and the sex was pretty hot as well. In short it was awesome.
Rating: 8/10

Scene 3: Unknown
In this scene we find another cute black chick with a nice body and small breasts. Here she is outdoors by a pool and she removes her clothing while a dude watches. After a bit of teasing she gets in the pool with him, they embrace and kiss. She then hangs her legs over the side of the pool while he goes down on her. Now out of the pool she sucks him off before she positions herself for straight sex via doggie style. They then have sex in reverse cowgirl, before the scene ends with a brief facial. This was a pretty decent scene, nothing really outlandishly special.
Rating: 3/10

Scene 4: Chloe Dior
Chloe Dior is a cute dark haired gal with large breasts and a great body. In this scene she and her male counterpart (Joel Lawrence?) start off kissing. He helps remove her clothing and eats her out. Chloe then gets down low and gives a very energetic blow job. The two then get into straight sex via missionary, doggie style, and reverse cowgirl. The scene ends with the guy unloading on Chloe's chest and stomach region. This was scene was hot. Chloe gave an unexplainably hot blow job and her sexual performance gave a lot of energy and excitement for this scene. Very enjoyable.
Rating: 9/10

Scene 5: Hannah Harper

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Hanna Harper has large breasts, a great body, and a hot looking face. She teams up with Joel Lawrence in this bizarre scene. Two girls stand off to the side dressed in sexily in black. There is a third girl is dressed in red, but her attire leaves her large breasts exposed. She announces to the Hanna that the doctor will be right in. Joel comes in with a bad accent and he puts on a rubber girl and fingers her. He then pulls out a dildo and uses that on her. She then sucks him off, which is followed by straight sex via missionary, reverse cowgirl, and doggie style. The scene ends with Joel unloading on Hanna's vaginal region. This was a pretty good scene. Hanna gave very nice oral sex to Joel. She's also a very attractive girl with great features and seeing her in action and various parts of her body jiggle was a definite plus.
Rating: 6/10

Scene 6: Bridgette Kerkove
Bridgette is an attractive blonde with large breasts, a nice body, and a very plastic look. Here she stars in a Pussyman feature. The scene opens with Bridgette giving a little tease. The scene cuts and she shares some dialogue with Pussyman and some other dude. The two guys help uncover Bridgette's vitals and play around with them. With her breasts exposed two other guys show up and take her away. She works at sucking off both of the guys in turn and partially at the same time. She then gets down on her back and sucks off one of the guys while the other eats her out. The straight sex starts and she gets worked via missionary and reverse cowgirl. Next up she takes on the two guys in double vaginal. The scene ends with one of the guys unloading on her chest and the other her face. This was another pretty good scene, seeing a lovely large breasted girl in action is most always pretty exciting.
Rating: 6/10

Scene 7: Stevie
Stevie is another girl with that extreme plastic look. She has a decent looking face, large breasts, and a nice body. Here she stars in a Pussyman features and performs a little tease. She doesn't have a very sex voice, so it's kind of for naught when she talks dirty. The scene cuts and we find Kianna who is host of this feature with Pussyman. She performs a little tease for the dude, before the scene cuts back to Stevie. She and Pussyman share a dialogue and then Joel Lawrence shows up. Joel goes down on Stevie and she sucks him off. Then they have straight sex in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and doggie style. The scene ends with Joel unloading on her chest. This was an alright scene. I find Stevie pretty attractive, but I just really didn't care for the content of this scene.
Rating: 4/10

Scene 8: Pamela London, Mandibelle
Pamela is an okay looking blonde gal with an English accent, small breasts, and a decent body. Mandibelle is a cute blonde with medium sized breasts, and a nice body. The scene opens with the two girls individually doing a short tease. They are starring in yet another Pussyman feature. The scene cuts and Pamela photographs Mandibelle as she strips and poses. Mandibelle starts fingering herself and Pamela comes in for a close up and ends up going down on her. The two girls go at it for a while in pretty standard girl/girl action. Eventually they bust out toys, which are used both vaginally and anally. The scene ends. Mandibelle was great looking, but Pamela wasn't of my preference. The two girls had a pretty decent girl/girl scene. There just wasn't any special about it.
Rating: 2/10

Scene 9: Darla Crane
Darla is an okay looking plastic girl with large breasts and an okay body. This scene starts off at the end of the previous scene's chapter. Another Pussyman features, Darla starts off with a dialogue and tease. In the scene's actual chapter, Darla shows Pussyman what she's got. Some dude shows up and she pairs up with him and she sucks him off. There is a little titty sex towards the end of the scene, where the dude unloads on Darla's gigantic breasts. It was pretty nice to see a straight oral scene, but this wasn't what I had in mind. Overall the scene seemed pretty slow.
Rating: 2/10

Scene 10: Tina Cheri
Tina is a plastic blonde with large breasts and a nice body. This scene hosts another Pussyman feature with the lovely Kianna hosting. It opens with Kianna giving Pussyman a strip tease and he eats her out a bit. Then the scene cuts and we find Tina doing her thing. She goes from clothed to nude. Billy Glide shows up and she sucks him off. He then goes down on her, which is followed by straight sex via cowgirl and missionary. The scene ends with Billy unloading on her chest. This was pretty good scene. The oral portion wasn't too exciting, but once the sex started, it heated up.
Rating: 5/10

Scene 11: Nina Ferrari, Tanya Danielle, Amber Michaels
This scene houses three blonde chicks with large breasts and decent bodies. The three girls are starring in a Pussyman feature and they have a short dialogue and get it on in an all girl scene. They lick, suck, rub, bang, finger, kiss, and so on to pleasure each other in this scene. Midway Pussyman shows up and tells the girls how much he likes their work. At this point the girls employ the use of toys. I didn't really care for this scene. While there was a definite amount of energy between the girls, it just didn't seem that exciting. It was still entertaining, an overall decent scene. I was happy with the cast, three large breasts chicks.
Rating: 3/10

Scene 12: Adajja
Meanwhile Kyle Stone calls up Pussyman and informs him of his new potential for a scene, Adajja. She's a blonde with large breasts and a nice body. This scene kicks off the following scene (of Scene 11 in this review) in the Pussyman feature. Adajja does a little tease before Kyle goes down on her. They then have titty sex before she sucks him off. The straight sex ensues via reverse cowgirl and doggie style. Then they have anal sex in missionary and scissors before they end with Kyle giving her a facial. Adajja is a pretty decent looking gal and similarly her scene was pretty decent. It wasn't the hottest sex I've seen, but there was some okay action in it.
Rating: 2/10

Scene 13: Stevie
This scene features a very young looking Stevie in another Pussyman feature. She does the dialogue and tease before she gets it on with Pat Myne. She sucks him off and then he goes down on her. The two have straight sex via missionary, reverse cowgirl, and cowgirl. The scene ends with a facial. Another decent scene that didn't have any content that was really exciting. Stevie gave an adequate performance and quite frankly she really didn't look good in this scene. I suppose it had something to do with the wonderful picture quality.
Rating: 3/10

Scene 14: Kianna, Taylor St. Clair
Kianna who has been showing up in various scenes of this compilation, stars in her own scene with Taylor St. Clair and Pussyman. Kianna is an attractive large breasted Asian gal. Taylor is a large breasted gal as well. In this scene the two compete for Pussyman's affection as who is the better host of his features. Moving along the two girls decide they like each other since Pussyman has room for both of them in his heart. The two girls fondle each other while Pussyman does the same. The girls get crazy and ravage him with oral sex. Then Kianna gets on top of Pussyman for straight sex in reverse cowgirl while Taylor sits on his face. The girls switch, but this time facing one another. The scene ends with Pussyman spreading his love on the two girl's faces. This scene was decent. While I do enjoy seeing Kianna in action, Pussyman isn't my favorite dude to see star in a scene, and Taylor is a little too pale for my tastes.
Rating: 3/10

Concluding Words: Okay here's my time to rant about this feature. Before I reviewed it, I saw that amazing picture of Briana Banks of the cover. So nautrally I skipped through the DVD to find her scene. Sadly and unfortunately to my dismay I found that she didn't actually have a scene in this compilation. Similarly there were other girls I did not notice that were claimed to be in this title that were not, like Donita Dunes or T.J. Hart. Also while this title claimed 4 hours, it was off by 17 minutes. Not a huge deal, but I still have to point it out. There also could have been a little more work put into the chapter division of the scenes. Some of the scenes are located in the same scene, while they came from the same feature, they were distinctly different content. Scenes 11/12 and Scenes 13/14. The beginning of scene 9 is located at the end of scene 8.

Moving along. After my quick review of this title while looking for the Briana's scene, my expectations weren't great. However I was honestly surprised after I sat through this title. This compilation had some pretty good scenes starring Aria, Chloe Dior, Hanna Harper, and Bridgette Kerkove. However that is a relatively small portion in comparison to the rest. 4/14 isn't a great hit ratio. Nonetheless this title can be obtained pretty cheaply. So in that respect it isn't a bad compilation to add to your collection, but it isn't a must have either. Nonetheless I do recommend you check out this title because it is worth at least one viewing for the four pre-mentioned scenes.

Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10 with 0 being bad and 10 being good.

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