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Terrible Teens

Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/21/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Terrible Teens

Metro Interactive/FusXion

Genre: Young Women, Gonzo

Director: Pat Myne

Cast: Nautica Binz, Dave Hardman, Katrina, Lee Stone, Shawnie/Shawnee, Benjamin Bratt, Dani, Mark Davis, Little Bit

Length: 118.5 minutes

Date of Production: 5/9/2003 to 5/14/2003

Extra's: trailers, photogallery, pop shot menu, spam, cardboard slipcover

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the industry standard 1.33:1 full frame color, as originally shot. The picture had some grain, mainly due to the outdoor lighting coming through the windows and overwhelming the front lighting, but most of the time this wasn't a big problem. For gonzo porn, it looked pretty solid although the camera angles were often point of view (which some of you like and others hate). The audio was presented in stereo English and was a bit more mixed than I prefer. The vocals being the important thing, I noticed that the levels varied a bunch at times. Once the sex started, the moans and groans got pretty loud so keep your remote handy if you have neighbors.

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Body of Review: With the rush by companies to produce porn using ever younger female performers (although legal in most cases), Metro calls upon retired performer, Pat Myne, to direct their latest release in this genre, Terrible Teens. The show was a set of five scenes with some young, very attractive gals who seemed to enjoy having sex on camera for our viewing pleasure. I haven't seen a Metro release in a very long time (before they melted down a few years back) but if this is an example of what they have to offer, I might have to pay more attention to them and seek out some of their back catalog. If you enjoy watching young hotties having good scenes after an initial interview and solo session, here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Nautica, a light skinned Black gal with a terrific ass, claimed to be eighteen years old and wore a white fishnet top, started off her scene by showing Pat her body and giving an interview. She then jammed an anal plug in her ass and masturbated to warm up for the action. She was then joined by Dave who screwed her pussy and ass before she jerked his load onto her tongue and seemingly swallowed some of it.

Scene Two: Katrina was next and she showed her very lean body off before her interview. She claimed to be nineteen and from Russia, telling Pat she liked being recorded on camera. Her breasts were small but natural and her ass was shapely, which drove Pat crazy. She masturbated some more and then massive Lee walked in to screw her with his large penis. She rode him as though she was getting a bonus check, both while he stood (holding her up) and on the couch before he did the pile driver with a pop shot to her face.

Scene Three: Shawnee, a curvy young blonde who claimed to be eighteen and had a large rack (she said this was her third movie too). She had a short interview before masturbating and took on Benjamin on a couch for the sex. I would've liked the scene more if she didn't appear to be overdoing the "oh yeah, oh yeah" so much but I'll admit she looked hot. With her breasts swaying to and froe, she I have to admit I wanted to see even more of her.

Scene Four: Dani, a redhead with a silly white hat, pink panties, and fishnet stockings (she's on the front DVD cover in her outfit), showed that she too had a great ass and lean body. She didn't seem to spend much time masturbating before Mark walked in, ready to rumble with her. She blew him and he went down on her before the slightly rough sex began. They screwed in a number of positions and she made sure to sample her taste off his penis (PTM-pussy to mouth) more than a few times. She gave him a short blowjob while doing so at one point, making sure to use her double-handed assist method. It ended with a pop shot on her face and chest with her rubbing his penis on her face a bunch.

Scene Five: Little was the last up. She was a cute blonde with a dog collar attached to her and she acted like a little kitty (meowing a bunch). Her interview was shorter and she masturbated a little bit (sorry for the pun) before Benjamin took charge of her from Pat. There was oral and straight with anal for the fans. She did some ass to mouth (ATM) with a toy and later with his penis after he hammered her there. There was also some gagging and spanking but most of the dominance was relating to the mental aspect (like when he had her rim him). The scene, like the others, ended with a pop shot to the face.

Summary: I thought the women were attractive and the sex was often very well done so I'm going to give this one a rating of Highly Recommended, even though the extras were weak. Pat's been making movies as a performer for years and it may well be that he's found his niche in the industry. With decent production values and a cast like this, I think Metro may have a winner on their hands.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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