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Hot Showers 13

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 1/23/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Hustler Video

Hot Showers No. 13

Hustler Video: Larry Flint Presents

Starring: Alaura, Amberlina, Jennifer, Briana, Anita, Jana, Lara, Lilly, Michelle, Keoke

Directed/Written by Clive McLean, Producer Erica Mclean. A Rubber Duck, Inc. Production. Editor Chauncey Van Wyck, Video Tech John Desort, Audio Christian Leplus, Boom operator eric Walsh, key grip James Nono, grips Marvin Ross, Sean Rivera, lighting Steve Matthew, Sebastion Rios, Video assistant Brian Smith, make-up/hair Gazzie Porter, make-up assistant Allison White, Michelle Brazil, catering Terri Stahl, photo assistant, Alex Degroot, Prodiction asst. Sean Hart, Csilla Kalnay, Trina Alexi, post production Charles Marco, Phil Brian, Duncan Sachs, Post Cordinator TS.

Length: 81.59 min.

Date of Production: 8/27/2003

Navigation: The main menu features: Play movie, Chapters and Special Features. Within the Special Features memu is: Slide Show, Previews, Cast List, Behine the Scenes, Directors Profile, Sex Talk and more advertising.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The picture was clear, as this was a fairly recent production and not an old film transfer. The stereo audio track was not a problem either.

Body of Review: Here is a collection of vinettes with a outdoor shower theme. You won't find anything other then girl-girl action here. At most there are a few toys thrown in but never even a strap on makes an appearance.

Scene 1: Afternoon's Tea Alaura and Amberlina. Here are two girls taking a shower outdoors. What could be more natural. This scene was at most mildly interesting. I watched and watched and all that came of it was a low simmer. Don't watch this one unless you want to impress your artsy friends. I thought Hustler was for the blue collar working guy?

Scene 2: Mucho Caliente Brianna and Jennifer Love. Ok, this scene is a little warmer then the first. The girls have more developed breast along with more developed sexual appetites. This scene is also set outdoors but in a pool. Did I mention that the girls were shaved or severly trimmed? Well so far they are. Oh, and did I mention the body piercings. So far most of these girls have hood ornaments, ear rings, nose piercings or belly rings. I guess it is the tongue piercings that disturb me the most but I guess that shows my age.

Scene 3: Cowgirls in Cahoots Janna and Anita. In this scene we have two blondes in cowboy boots and hats and little else meeting up in a barn with a horse lurking in the background, no I don't think the horse will participate other then in watching. In keeping with the "Hot Showers" theme there happens to be a shower in the barn. Well at least the girls are even better looking then in the last segment. Oh, I just figured out what is bothering me. The girls don't talk dirty and the background music is driving me crazy. The music is something like new age elevator music. I hope I make it to the end of this disk. Maybe that equine should have a go at it. No, just kidding. I just noticed that one of these girls has major freckles all over her face.

Scene 4: Little Squirts Lilly and Lara. This particular scene is also the subject of the behind the scenes segment in the extra features section. The setting this time is a tub shower placed outdoors. The asian looking girl (who we find out is from Texas in the behind the scenes reel) in these scene is throwing f-bombs like she was in Iraq. That quality alone sets this scene apart from the rest. The action finally gets beyond a simmer and we might just be able to cook something. At least the girls seem to be breathing harder then in the earlier scenes. I think this is the first orgasm I detected in the entire movie and why they named this one "Squirts". The asian girl ejaculated and it was quite impressive.

Scene 5: Trailer Park Pussies Keokei and Michelle. I finally figured out that most of these girls are from England. They all complain that it is "bloody hot". The girls in this scene are mildly attractive. There is nothing wrong with them but I just don't find them very sexy.

Skip this one. This is my first "skip it" reccomendation. I din't find any scene worth getting worked up over save for the female ejaculation shot. It didn't do anything for me. I think the "new age" elevator music pushed my over the edge on this one. I guess I have raunchy taste as far as adult movies go. I need to see hight heels, latex and strap-ons if there is any girl-girl action and there was none of that here.

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