Cast: Alexis Malone, Dick Delaware, Soma, John West, Felix Vicious, Adam Wild, Flick Shagwell, Tyce Bune, Chula Sanchez, Dick Tracy, Lady Victoria, Cheyne Collins
Length: 120.5 minutes
Date of Production: 10/9/2003 (box), 8/7/2003 (credits)
Extra's: slide show, spam
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the industry standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. Overall, it looked crisp and clear as it was shot on video. The audio was presented in stereo English with minimal separation but otherwise pretty good. Most of the vocals were too low but once the action started, this was not a problem (as with most of the company's releases).
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Body of Review: All too often I see mediocre porn with a bit to like but not much. I don't always review those movies because, to be frank, they really aren't worth the time and energy it takes to write about them. On the other hand, sometimes a movie has a few shining beacons of warmth and the rest was just mechanical dreck, making my job more difficult. Such is the case with the latest by Cherry Boxxx Pictures, It's Only A Dream. The movie is a set of six sex scenes with no plot or acting, just sex taking place under the standard scenario of the guy being asleep when a cute gal walks in and starts having sex with him. In all, a simple concept that should be hard to mess up, right? Well, the sex was uneven and here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast for you:
Scene One: Alexis, a very lean blonde with an okay face, started off the show by blowing Dick on a small couch. The sex included oral and straight, as usual, and both got some licks in. It was a mechanical scene for the most part with both of them trying to look like they're having fun. It ended as all the scenes did and was more of a filler scene for me.
Scene TwoSoma, a lean brunette of Mexican descent, took care of John while he was asleep (at least that's the scenario presented). She blew John until he was rock hard and he seemed to appreciate the oral attention, giving some back to her when they went into a 69 position. They boned pretty hard in the bed before he popped his load onto her. It wasn't a great scene but much better than the last one.
Scene Three: Felix, another lean gal but also very attractive, gave Adam a blowjob while he rested. She took her time with it, seeming to want him to enjoy every slobber she gave him, before he gave as good as he got. He was a bit rough when they screwed on the bed, spanking her and pulling her hair from time to time, and the heat was better than in the other scenes.
Scene Four: Flick, a very attractive gal and currently a Private contract star, took care of old man Tyce in a bed. She blew him, showing attention to detail, and then rode him hard after he let her climb aboard the old Tyce-train. He spanked her a few times, leaving a reddened ass, and she coaxed out a small load from his penis at the end.
Scene Five: Chula, another Latin gal, started off her scene by kneading Dick's penis in her hands. She then lovingly took it into her mouth and sucked him off until he became fully awake. He then took over and went down on her, later hammering at her pussy like it was the first one he had in a long time. The scene ended with the traditional pop shot and was actually pretty warm.
Scene Six: Victoria, a bleached blonde with a nasty predisposition towards having sex with strangers, and Cheyne, had a scene on a couch. It started with her blowing him and then him returning the favor for a moment before they screwed. The sex wasn't anything special although she did leave a puddle behind. A word of caution, the box advertisement made it seem like she did anal here and that was not the case.
Summary: I can't say that the whole movie stunk, just a few scenes and the decent scenes were good enough to earn a rating of Rent It but the misleading advertising, the lack of extras, the failure to identify the cast properly, and the lousy sound all pushed the rating down lower than it should have been. Some of the cast was much better than the rest so check it out if you can do so cheaply.
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