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Big Sausage Pizza

Studio: Spice Studios » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 2/1/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Straight

Director: Antonio Rey

Cast: Alicia Rhodes, Olivia Del Rio, Alexis Malone, Aussie Amber, Mason, Shawnie, Matt Bixel, Brian Heaston, Brian Surewood, Robbie James

Length: 1 Hour 59 Minutes

Date of Production: December 2003

Extras: Trailers

Audio/Video: The video is presented in 1.33:1 full frame color. The picture quality is quite good with minor defects in the picture. There are also portions of the feature, during which we get to first hand witness refocusing of the camera and a few small periods of no picture. The audio is presented in stereo surround. The sound quality is also good, though some dialogues are hard to hear during the pre-sex portions of the scenes. However there are no discrepancies during the actual sex scenes.

DVD Mechanics: each scene is divided into 7 chapters, with a visual chapter menu to navigate the different chapters, however there is no information given as to what each chapter contains from the menu. I.e. no jump to specific position

Body of Review: No it's not what you think, this Big Sausage Pizza is most definitely a straight title. Commonly attributed to the porn is the role play of the pizza delivery man who gets an extra special tip. Similar to the 80's mainstream film, Loverboy where Randy Bodek (Patrick Dempsey) gets a job as a pizza delivery boy and makes a few special deliveries for extra cash this adult feature plays along the same lines. This so called pizza delivery company specializes in delivery meaty pizzas, which feature one really special topping, sausage. Each scene opens with a pizza delivery boy (well man actually), who presents the female client with a pizza that houses a hole large enough to allow the delivery boy's tool to protrude through the center of the box. Holding another pizza box, the delivery boys cover the "sausage" until delivery has been decided upon. Essentially it's an over played avenue for sex, but it was done quite nicely. So sit back and relax, prepare for some horrible acting and great action. Here's the scene by scene.

Alicia Rhodes
Scene 1: Alicia Rhodes, Robbie James
Alicia is an attractive blonde gal with large breasts and a decent body. The action kicks off with Alicia sucking off Robbie. Next he goes down on her and then she returns to giving him oral once again. The action advances as they engage in straight sex via missionary. They continue to have sex in spoon, scissors, reverse cowgirl, doggie, and missionary. The scene ends with a pretty messy facial. This was a very warm scene to open the feature up with, quite a landmark in the high quality action of this feature. Alicia performed very well in both her oral and straight sex bits during this scene.
Rating: 7/10

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Olivia Del Rio
Scene 2: Olivia Del Rio, Brian Surewood
Olivia is a dark haired beauty with a nice rack and great body. She's probably the best piece of eye candy in this feature. After a bit of dialogue with the pizza delivery dude Brian, she takes the sausage in her mouth. They get into the action with Olivia giving a slow but very hot blowjob. Brian gives Olivia her turn as he goes down on her, which is followed by more wonderful oral action from Olivia. Next Brian fully services Olivia as they get into straight sex via missionary, scissors, reverse cowgirl, and doggie amongst others. The scene ends with Olivia receiving a facial. This was an absolutely hot scene. Olivia had a wonderful oral segment and her straight sex was very entertaining. There was a good amount of energy mixed with excitement in this scene.
Rating: 10/10

Alexis Malone
Scene 3: Alexis Malone, Brian Heaston
Another blonde gal, Alexis is delightfully attractive with a nice body and small breasts. Here she teams up with another Brian for some sausage tasting. They kick off with oral sex as Alexis sucks off Brian. She then gets on top of him and they continue to pleasure each other in a sixty nine position. Next they proceed to have straight sex in doggie, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and missionary. The scene ends with Alexis jerking off Brian, getting a little on her face. She then has a bite of pizza. This was a pretty good scene, the action wasn't outstanding, but it was still enjoyable.
Rating: 5/10

Aussie Amber
Scene 4: Aussie Amber, Brain Heaston, Matt Bixel
Aussie is a blonde gal with a large rack and a tight body. She's the gal featured on the DVD cover. In this scene she accidentally gets two pizzas delivered. First she and Matt get into a little heated oral sex, during which Brian shows up, shocked to find Matt delivering pizza to his customer. They work out a two for one deal and both dudes deliver. She continues to suck them both off in turn. Next she gets worked in the finger cuffs position, the threesome action with her mouth and her vaginally area filled. The two guys continue to work her out this way, switching places, engaging in straight sex via doggie, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, and spoon. The scene ends with Aussie getting her face and chest a bit covered in sausage juice. I didn't really find Aussie all that appealing, but she had a very wonderful scene. Her oral was very energetic and the sex was extremely exciting.
Rating: 9/10

Scene 5: Mason, Matt Bixel
Another cutie, Mason is a large breasted gal with a nice body. She starts off her scene by giving Matt a little oral sex. Next they get into a sixty nine position and continue to work each other out. The two then engage in straight sex via cowgirl, doggie, missionary, spoon, and reverse cowgirl. The scene ends with the large breasted vixen taking a facial. This was a very good scene; however it could have been much better. During Mason's oral bit, we seemed to see the side of her face a little too much. It would have been nice to seem more of those pretty eyes as she did her thing. The sex was fairly hot in this scene as well.
Rating: 7/10

Scene 6: Shawnie, Matt Bixel
Shawnie who was also featured in the Red Light District's One on One #2 is a very attractive blonde with a nice rack and a great body. The scene starts with Shawnie giving Matt a fairly short blow job, but the action continues as they break into a sixty nine position. Next they get into straight sex in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, missionary, and doggie. The scene ends with Shawnie sucking off Matt, in which he concludes by giving her a facial. However at this point the feature fades to black and the full viewing of the end shot is lost in fairly abrupt nature. Overall I was pretty happy with Shawnie's scene. She gave a pretty heated blow job, which is fairly short, but supplemented with a little oral in a sixty nine position. Anyways she's a very attractive girl whose performance definitely worth checking out.
Rating: 7/10

Concluding Words: Initially I wasn't quite sure about this feature, as the whole entire idea of the pizza delivery boy and sex is a pretty stupid idea. In terms of bad concepts of adult features, I'd rather just have an all sex feature. However in this case I was wrong, director Antonio Rey did a pretty good job in this title. It was presented very well (attractive gals, clean picture, good audio, hot action) and the idea while outplayed just seemed to flow well. The content is fairly clean and straight forward. There isn't anything resembling nasty rough sex, but it's not so tame that it's boring. The title is full of very good content with very attractive gals like Olivia Del Rio, Mason, and Shawnie. Anyways this title from a relatively new studio, Cinema Play is definitely worth owning. I'm highly recommending this title for purchase.

Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10 with 0 being bad and 10 being good.

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