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Anal Mayhem

Studio: Midnight Mayhem » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 2/2/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Anal

Director: unknown

Cast: Ayna Leigh, Dominica Leoni, Stacy, Claudia Adkins, Jewels, Anna Malle, Lee Stone, Bailey, Ron Jeremy, Tyce Bune

Length: 1 Hour 34 Minutes

Date of Production: December 19, 2003 (but it's a re-production)

Extras: Trailers, Photo Gallery

Audio/Video: The video is presented in 1.33:1 full frame color. The picture quality isn't great, as the entire feature has this really fuzzy feel. You know how with a VHS they get pretty bad looking over time? Well this just pretty bad as well. The picture is not sharp, there is a noticeable grainy/fuzzy touch to the picture. There also seems to be some color distortion, specifically the color red being far too dominate then it should be. The lighting isn't great in all the scenes either. The audio is presented in stereo and seems to be pretty decent. Nothing too impressive in this area.

Body of Review: Anal Mayhem, while tagged as a new release really doesn't look like it once you get into it. There's plenty of evidence that speaks otherwise, like the cast and the extremely high picture quality (note sarcasm). Anyways this would-be-new-feature is clearly not a new release. It looks like to me they grab some scenes from the large distribution pool they own and released under this studio instead of the original studio it was produced under. Anyways this mostly anal feature has some decent stuff, but nothing too exciting. Here's the scene by scene, but if you skip to the conclusion, that's okay.

Scene 1: Ayna Leigh

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Ayna is a decently attractive gal with decent sized breasts and a nice body. Here we find the two on a bed, they kiss a bit and dude goes down on her. She then sucks him off. He eats her out once more before the kick into straight sex via spoon. In the same positions he simply moves down a bit and breaks the scene into anal. Dude then moves around a bit and keeps up the anal sex in missionary. The he finishes her off in doggie in both anal and straight sex. The scene ends with a facial. Nothing too exciting happened here. Two people had sex on a bed.
Rating: 1/10

Scene 2: Jewels
Jewels is a very attractive brunette with a nick rack and hot body. In this scene she sits nude on a metal bench when Tyce Bune shows up to say hello. He goes down on her before she sucks him off. She then rides him for straight sex in cowgirl. Next they get into anal via reverse cowgirl. They finish off the anal sex in pile driver. The scene ends with Tyce leaving a trail from her chest to face. This could have been a much better scene. It was too bad it was too dark and the picture quality so poor. Anyways with that aside Jewels gave a very enjoyable oral performance, though a bit short. The sex in the scene was fairly decent.
Rating: 4/10

Scene 3: Dominica Leoni
Dominica is a brunette with a nice looking face, small breasts, and a decent body. Here she joins up with Lee Stone. He eats her out and then she sucks him off. Next they get into straight sex via cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and doggie. Then they get into anal sex via scissors. The scene ends with Lee unloading on Dominica's stomach. She then sucks him off and gets a bit down her chest and on her chin. This was a fairly decent scene with a fairly enjoyable sex scene and an okay oral portion.
Rating: 2/10

Scene 4: Stacy
Stacy is a cute blonde gal with a decent body and medium sized breasts. Here Stacy kisses some dude. She then gets down on her knees and sucks him off. He then eats her out and fingers her. Next he works her for straight sex in doggie and then followed by missionary. They kick into anal as she rides him in reverse cowgirl. Still bouncing she turns around to continue in cowgirl. The scene ends with a little facial. Dominica is a cute girl, but she had a fairly decent scene.
Rating: 3/10

Scene 5: Claudia Adkins
Claudia is a short dark haired beauty with small breasts and a nice body. Here she teams up with Ron Jeremy. Ron is wearing a white body suit that covers his entire body. Claudia starts off giving Ron a very hot blow job. Next he goes down on her. Then they get into straight sex via missionary, reverse cowgirl, and cowgirl. Still riding him, Claudia switches the holes and gets the anal sex started in reverse cowgirl. The scene ends with Ron jerking himself off and getting a little on Claudia's southern region. Claudia's scene kicked off pretty well, all facts considering. However the rest just wasn't extremely great. But this scene was by far an improvement over the previous ones.
Rating: 6/10

Scene 6: Anna Malle
Anna is a very attractive dark haired gal with large firm (fake) breasts and a tight body. Here she is joined by Steve Hatcher in some pure straight sex. They start off with Anna going down on Steve. Next he goes down on her. Then with Anna on top, they engage in straight sex via reverse cowgirl. Next she gets worked in doggie, which is concluded with a facial. Don't get me wrong, I love Anna Malle. She's hot, but this scene just wasn't that great. It was too short, her oral wasn't up to her standards of quality, and the sex was just missing something. Overall it wasn't great.
Rating: 2/10

Concluding Words: You'd think that Anal Mayhem would be an anal sex induced title, now wouldn't you? Well it's not. I make this claim because it had a scene that did not have a single bit of anal sex in it. And that my friend does not bode well for an all anal title. Consider it even says it on the DVD cover I think they made a mistake. Moving along, with the poor video quality of this feature, it doesn't make for good viewing. There's a certain point when something just looks so bad, it's hard to keep watching. With the high quality picture quality of new releases these days, this reproduced video doesn't hold up. Nonetheless the content itself wasn't that great. With only a few parts of the scenes that were worth checking out. Anyways just skip it.

Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10 with 0 being bad and 10 being good.

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