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Girl Gasms

Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 2/2/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Compilation

Director: various

Cast: Anna Malle, Kylie Wild, Holly Hollywood, Keri Windsor, Eva, Brooke Hunter, Gina Ryder, Linda Storm, Nikki Love, Chennin Blanc, April, Sabrina Love-Cox, Brooke Ballentyne, Steven St. Croix, Buddy Cox, Cheyne Collins, Randy Spears, Steve Holmes, Steve Hatcher

Length: 2 Hours 48 Minutes

Date of Production: various

Extras: Bonus Scene, Trailers, Photo Gallery

Audio/Video: The video was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color with the exception of two scenes presented in widescreen, which are noted in the scene by scene breakdown. The picture quality was fairly constant, despite being a compilation. However the quality wasn't really good, but somewhat decent. There was a very noticeable grainy/fuzzy texture to the picture, along with slight color distortions. The audio was presented in stereo. This was perhaps the best part of the feature. It was fairly good with some scenes where the audio was overpowered by background noise or if not overpowered, annoyed.

Body of Review: Adam & Eve present a compilation of a variety of their couple's friendly features. With no story and all sex, here is a feature that almost hits the three hour mark. Anyways there's not much else to say, here's the scene by scene. You won't miss out too much if you skip to the end.

Scene 1: Anna Malle, Steve Hatcher
Scene From: Backstage Passes
The gorgeous Anna Malle with large breasts and a great body joins Steve Hatcher in this scene. They open kissing and doing the heavy petty. Next Anna gets down and suck him off. He then goes down on her. They get into straight sex via doggie and then missionary. The scene ends with a facial. This was a pretty hot scene, Anna gave an awesome oral performance, followed by an unfortunately short but heated sex scene.
Rating: 8/10

Scene 2: Kylie Wild, Holly Hollywood
Scene From: Total Exposure
Two blonde gals with nice bodies and small breasts get it on in this girl/girl scene. First Kylie fingers and licks Holly. Next Kylie gets her turn as Holly does her thing on her. Then the girls get out a dildo and use it on each other. The scene ends pretty abruptly. Overall it was a decent girl/girl scene, nothing too exciting.
Rating: 2/10

Scene 3: Holly Hollywood, Steve Holmes
Scene From: Duchess
Here the two kiss for a bit in front on a fountain. Next Steve goes down on her. She then sucks him off and then they break into straight sex via cowgirl in a standing position. Then they move down to the ground and she continues to ride him in cowgirl, then switching to reverse cowgirl. They finish it up in scissors and Steve unloads on her chest. This scene was another less then thrilling adventure in sex.
Rating: 2/10

Scene 4: Keri Windsor, Eva
Scene From: Miss Jackie's Full Service Salon

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Keri is an attractive blonde with large breasts and a nice body. Eva is a dark haired cutie with small breasts and a nice body. I own this film, but really don't remember this scene being in it. Anyways, Keri is giving Eva a massage. They get a little feisty and the naked. Keri licks and touches her a bit before she breaks out a strap-on dildo. Here she pounds Eva in doggie. This goes on for bit, but once concluded Eva sucks on the strap-on. Then they finish the scene with Keri fingering Eva. Not the most delightful scene and if you've read my reviews you'll know I don't like strap-ons at all. I think they produce a she-male like quality of sex, which I have no desire to see. Thus I really did not enjoy the scene.
Rating: 0/10

Scene 5: Brooke Hunter, Randy Spears
Scene From: The Vault (presented in Widescreen)
Brooke is a decent looking blonde gal with large breasts and a nice body. Here she sucks off Randy and then he returns the favor. Next they engage in straight sex via missionary, scissors, and doggie. The scene ends with Randy unloading on her ass. A fairly decent scene from a fairly decent girl? I just didn't care for it much.
Rating: 3/10

Scene 6: Gina Ryder, Linda Storm
Scene From: Skin Tight
Gina is a gorgeous brunette with lovely large breasts and a great body. Linda is a blonde with a nice rack and a decent body. Here Linda paints Gina's arm. Blah. Her clothes come off to reveal something wonderful. The two girls then finger themselves, watching one another. Then they get into a sixty nine position, only to break off and use dildos on themselves. The scene ends here. This was a fairly decent scene, I would have rather seen Gina in a boy/girl scene, as there are many in this starring Gina Ryder feature.
Rating: 3/10

Scene 7: Nikki Love, Holly Hollywood
Scene From: Amateur Angels 3
Nikki is a dark haired beauty with nice breasts and a tight body. Holly has reddish brown hair in this scene. The scene opens with Holly getting her tongue all over Nikki. There's a bit of foot licking by Holly, eww before she licks, sucks, and fingers Nikki. Next Holly uses a dildo on Nikki. After which Nikki goes down on Holly and then uses a dildo on her. Another moderately exciting girl/girl scene, it takes a lot in my opinion to have a really good, solid, and hot girl/girl scene.
Rating: 3/10

Scene 8: Chennin Blanc, Cheyne Collins
Scene From: Sex Across America 8
Chennin is another blonde cutie with a great rack and a nice body. Her hair is done up in pigtails, she looks hot. The scene opens with the two kissing, which leads to Cheyne going down on her. Next she sucks him off before they get into straight sex via doggie, missionary, and reverse cowgirl. The scene ends with a cream pie. This was a pretty hot scene, Chennin gave both an awesome oral and straight sex performance, plus she just looked damn good.
Rating: 7/10

Scene 9: April, Holly Hollywood
Scene From: Erosity
April is a cute dirty blonde gal with small breasts and a nice body. She joins Holly in yet another girl/girl scene. They open with Holly coming down the stairs and getting down and opening her legs. April sticks her head between the railing and eats her out. Then April gets her turn as Holly does her thing. They continue with Holly use her feet. Next Holly gets a large blue dildo inserted in the southern region. This was an okay scene. Both girls looked great, but I just didn't feel the love.
Rating: 2/10

Scene 10: Anna Malle, Steve Hatcher
Scene From: Body Talk
Well returning for another scene in this compilation title, the pair heat things up. Anna looks hot as ever as Steve gropes her from behind, removing her clothing to reveal that great body. First he goes down on her and then she sucks him off. They engage in straight sex in several variations of doggie, followed by reverse cowgirl. The scene ends with a facial. Another fabulous scene with a great oral performance by Anna and some heated sex to boot.
Rating: 9/10

Scene 11: Sabrina Love-Cox, Buddy Cox
Scene From: Amateur Angels 5
Sabrina is a blonde gal with large breasts and a decent body. The scene opens with the two on a couch, and then Buddy eats her out. She then sucks him off and then they engage in straight sex via missionary, followed by doggie, and then back to missionary. They revert back to doggie. The scene ends with Buddy unloading on Sabrina's ass. This scene was pretty good, but the oral performance wasn't the selling point. Here Sabrina had some fantastic sex. Though her breasts weren't exposed the entire scene, as her shirt seemed to cover them up again during the middle of the scene. However it was some good action.
Rating: 5/10

Scene 12: Holly Hollywood, Steven St. Croix
Scene From: Duchess
Back again, Holly must be someone's favorite. Anyways she look pretty damn good in this scene, very cute. They open with some kissing, followed by Holly going down on Steven. Next he goes down on her and then they get into straight sex in a variation of doggie style. She then rides him in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. And then they get back into doggie, where Steven unloads on her ass. This was a fairly good scene with some nice oral action and decent sex to support it.
Rating: 4/10

Bonus Scene: Brooke Ballentyne, Steven St. Croix
Scene From: Raw Hide (presented in widescreen)
Brooke is a cute dark haired gal with medium sized breasts and a nice body. The scene, it is night, they're outdoors, and the two do some kissing, next Brooke gives Steven a pretty hearty blow job. Next they engage in straight sex via doggie. Next she rides him in cowgirl. They finish up in missionary with Steven pulling out and unloading on her ass. This was a fairly good scene, Brooke gave a pretty good oral performance and the sex was equally as warm.
Rating: 5/10

Concluding Words: It's not a good sign when you yawn during an adult movie. Well I did this on several occasions. While there were three scenes I really enjoyed, that being Anna Malle's two and Chennin Blanc. They produced some real magic on the screen, but really that's not enough. The presentation of this compilation was also fairly poor. The video quality just doesn't live up to the standards I've gotten used to as of late. With that and the remainder of the feature (besides Anna and Chennin) it's just some pretty decent stuff. Couple's might be interested in resting, but you'll probably get a lot more out of it if you check out the entire features. But for the rest of you I suggest you check something else out.

Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10 with 0 being bad and 10 being good.

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