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European Mail Order Brides

Studio: Spice Studios » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 2/9/04

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European Mail Order Brides

Director: Antonio Rey

Date of Production: 12/2003

Length: 2 hours 5 minutes

Genre: All Sex

Cast: Olga (Angelica), Matt Bixel, Ritta Neeri (Natasha), Elena Diesel (Helena), Brian Heston, Tera (Tera Joy listed as Lushka), Elaine (Ellen),Devito

Video/Audio: The video is presented in 1.33:1 color. Good looking video without and grain or artifacts showing up. Audio is presented in stereo with crisp overall sound. Music is used and tends to cover the women's voices up a bit too much.

Extras: Trailers

The DVD: The dvd is put together well, with decent graphics and menu design. The main menu is a little weird. There are the standard play, chapter selections, and special features buttons, but two more are added listed girls 1-3 and girls 4-6. These two buttons take you to smaller menus with those scenes listed, which is a bit redundant since you can go to all of the scenes on the chapter selection menu. The Special Features extra is just three trailers, not that special if you ask me. An odd thing about the dvd is it has the credits before the menu, but not in the feature itself. The each scene has several chapter breaks to jump to various parts of the action which can be accessed through the Chapter Selection menu.

Scene Breakdown:


Scene 1: Helena, Matt Bixel
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
After Matt and the camera man bs her about going to America and try to be humorous, Helena and Matt get down to business. She starts out by stroking and sucking on Matt's prick a little before he makes her say "I suck dick to go to America". She goes back to sucking with brief pauses to remove clothing here and there before the scene fades to her hopping up and down on Matt's dick in reverse cowgirl. They talk to her about how much she likes sex and move to some standard cowgirl riding for a moment before trying out doggy and missionary. Helena jumps to her knees to catch his jizz on her face for the end.

Nice scene. Helena is very cute and seemed to enjoy herself quite a bit in this scene. The constant talk about going back to America from Matt got annoying real fast, but I'm sure there will only be more to come in the other scenes.


Scene 2: Angelica, Brian Heston
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial

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Another setup and the fun begins. Brian asks her about sex then threatens to take the veil away when she doesn't want to suck his dick. She gives in and starts sucking before bending over the table to let him fuck her in standing doggy. They move to the floor for standard doggy style action then move to the table again for some mish. They hit cowgirl and reverse cowgirl before the facial finish. She gives him some post cum head and asks to go back before he tells her they will think about it and throws her clothes then her out of the room.

The action here was ok. They spend to much time on the "story" than making some good footage.


Scene 3: Barbara, Matt Bixel
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
The setup then the sex. Barbara gives Matt head for a while before he goes down on her for a moment. She gets on top for some reverse cowgirl fun before turning around to keep on riding. They go with some doggy action then some missionary for the cum shot. She lays back and he jerks off on to her face and mouth with some more head thrown in afterwards.

Nice scene. Barbara is a very pretty blonde with some nice curves and the sex is pretty good. The "go to America" stuff is mainly at the beginning and end with a little during the sex.

Tera Joy

Scene 4: Tera Joy, Brian Heston
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
More bullshit about going to America and some resistance from Tera when Brian tells her to suck his dick. After giving in, Tera goes to town on his dick using her mouth and hands for a while before laying aback to let him lick her too. Brian enters her pussy as she lays back for some mish before moving to doggy. They move through spoon, reverse cowgirl and pile driver before going back to missionary to work up the cumshot for her face.

Hot scene!. Tera is a little powerhouse performer that puts a lot into her scenes and this one is no different. Good energetic sex, bad storyline.

Ritta Neeri

Scene 5: Ritta Neeri, Matt Bixel
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Ritta comes in gets the story and begins to suck Matt's dick before taking the rest of her clothes off and being eaten. They start out with some reverse cowgirl then she flips around for a standard ride. The action switches to doggy, with Ritta using the chair and table as rests for her knees. They move down to the floor to try out spoon before going with some reverse cowgirl to induce the cumshot for her face. She licks and plays with his cock for a few more minutes before the scene ends.

Ok scene. Ritta looks great, but the heat never gets going very well.


Scene 6: Ellen, Brian Heston, Devito
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, PTM, Facial
This begins the same as all the rest. The action starts with a blow job for Brian then Devito comes in to get in on the action for himself. Ellen goes back and forth between the men's cocks for a bit before they all move to a bed to fuck. Ellen gets on her hands and knees to let Devito fuck her while she sucks on Brian's cock. Ellen moves to ride Brian and takes Devito in her mouth again. The action switches back and forth between the guys as they make their way through reverse cowgirl, spoon and missionary to give her two facial cumshots in the end. Ellen plays with the cum and their cocks for a minute before they throw her out.

Hot scene! I haven't seen Ellen in anything for a couple of years. Anyway, she is still fun, playful and very energetic.

Overall Thoughts: This is the second CinemaPlay dvd I've watched and even though it isn't a great dvd it is better than "The Girls of Amateur Pages". "Mean spirited" porn is nothing new (see "Bang Bus") and really gets old after a while. The women are very nice and the sex is hot here and there, but it wasn't anything to crow about. Tera's scene is the best of the bunch, but Ellen's is pretty good too. If they were to drop the story, it be a much better dvd.

For the most part, there is some decent sex taking place in these scenes, but the "story" gets in the way sometimes. Rent it.


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