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Limo Patrol

Studio: Spice Studios » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/14/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Limo Patrol

Cinema Play Entertainment

Genre: Vignette

Director: Antonio Rey

Cast: Sarah (Juliana Kincaid), Craig Moore, Jack Lawrence, Cytherea, Dave Pounder, Lisa Marie, Burke, Jack Spade, Nicole Dimarco, Bianca Pureheart, Faith Grant, Sergio

Length: 128 minutes

Date of Production: 12/2003

Extra's: three trailers

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the industry standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The lighting was solid in the house scenes and the limousine lighting was pretty good too. There was some grain and minor video noise but nothing major to contend with. In short, the picture was more often crisp and clear than anything else. The audio was presented in stereo English and almost always had clear vocals (except when a few of the guys introduced themselves to the women). It was a basic production but proved the company has the ability to provide high-level technical values.

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Body of Review: Fans of porn may remember the scene in the mainstream hit, Boogie Nights, where the director took a limousine to pick up guys for impromptu sex scenes. It was later duplicated by the short-lived series, On The Prowl, but there were earlier examples as well. In a related scenario, newcomer company Cinema Play Entertainment presents one of their first releases, Limo Patrol, to provide for a market niche many other companies have shied away from. The movie has six scenes that follow a basic formula; three men ride around in a limousine looking for young, attractive women to pick up. Two of the men get blowjobs while the other tapes them and then they go back to their home and have sex (straight sex in all but one anal scene). The women are then kicked out of the house, dripping with semen, even though they were given various promises initially. This is admittedly not a "feel good" show in that sense. Even though we all know it's just make believe, it left a bad taste in my mouth (pun intended) and at least one other release by the company plays this theme too. While not the worst release I've seen of late, it wasn't great either but does manage to show some promise in terms of production values. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Sarah (AKA: Juliana Kincaid), a gal with girl next door looks and a fairly lean body, showed off her body to Jack and Craig in the limousine after they convince her that it's okay to do so. She started sucking on his penis after Craig kept bugging her and soon enough, she was into it with Jack joining in. They then went back to the house and went at it in full force on the couch. They screwed and everyone got some oral before they popped on her face.

Scene Two: Cytherea, the lean squirting queen that has been taking the porn world by storm of late, Craig, and Dave, had a similar scene in the limousine. She portrayed a coed waiting for the bus and they offered to give her a ride home. She jumped in and soon enough; she was stripping and blowing the guys. They go back to the house and the action began like in the other scene although Cytherea seemed more into getting screwed than most of the other gals. The sex was oral and straight without her usual squirt show but still warm.

Scene Three: Lisa, a tall blonde who's scenario involved having a car accident (off camera), went with Burke and Jack S. in the limousine when her friends hadn't arrived to pick her up. She readily took to their advances and blew them without a care in the world before they took the action back to the home. I'd say she's best described as skinny with very lean limbs but a cute face and decent sized breasts. The action was also oral and straight only with the guys rubbing out their loads to give her the facial. She also seemed to have some fun here.

Scene Four: Nicole, a curvy bleached blonde with a large chest, took care of Craig and Jack, orally in the limousine and then all the way back at their home. She was the only one that acted like she enjoyed being taped but her energy level wasn't the best of the bunch. In general, she appeared to have the stripper look that many porn fans seem to enjoy, even if her sexual skills were somewhat limited. It ended with a facial of minor proportions and she kept her eyes open the whole time.

Scene Five: Bianca, a very lean blonde with an all natural body, Burke and Jack L. had a scene after she was stranded at the airport. The action followed the formula with oral in the limousine, then sex and oral at the house. The action here was basic and she really didn't appeal to me. If you like them young and lean, you may enjoy this one a bit but the formula got a bit boring by this point.

Scene Six: Faith, a moderately attractive blonde, played with Sergio and Craig, first in the limousine and then at the house. I didn't like her implants as they were large and unnatural but the fact that she took it in her ass will probably appeal to many of you out there. The sex was basic, again, but not bad.

Summary: I think this one was worth a rating of Rent It since a couple of the women were promising in their entirety and others may prove to become better performers over time. There were no extras of merit, just a few trailers, but the length provided a good amount of fuck for the buck, lasting over two hours, and the technical aspects were better than average for such a shoot. I like women and the premise was my least favorite part of the movie but for an early effort, I think the company is well worth keeping an eye on.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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