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Needy Housewives

Studio: Spice Studios » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/14/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Needy Housewives

Cinema Play Entertainment

Genre: Vignette

Director: Antonio Rey

Cast: Wendy Daniels, Jack Lawrence, Matt Bixel, Tara Moon, Craig Moore, Burke, Dana Hayes, Brian Neston, Jesse James, Ava Divine, Carolyn Monroe

Length: 123 minutes

Date of Production: 12/2003

Extra's: three trailers

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the industry standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The lighting was solid and there was a lot fewer problems here than in Limo Patrol, including fewer moments of soft focus, grain, and video noise. The audio was still a bit mixed though with some vocals more easily heard than others. In all, this was not a bad looking movie.

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Body of Review: One of the newer players in the porn world is a little company known as Cinema Play Entertainment. The company made some splashes in the 2004 Adult Entertainment Exposition by outlining some plans for improving the look of porn in the near future. One thing they advertised was anamorphic widescreen and high end technical values so it will be interesting to see what the company puts out in the coming year. Until they get the higher end movies off the ground though, they seem to have started off with some niche market titles, like Limo Patrol. Their latest release is geared to the MILF fans (Mothers I'd Like To Fuck) and is called, Needy Housewives. The women were older than anything you'll see from Wicked Pictures but a few looked pretty good. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by female cast, noting that the credits for the men were sketchy:

Scene One: Wendy, a bleached blonde with large implants and a lean body looked to be about forty years old or so and started off with a slow striptease sequence. She then masturbated on a black leather couch, showing how limber and tasty she was (she continually licked her fingers after inserting them inside her pussy). Once she was through, she had a scene with Jack and Matt on a large bed, giving oral before letting them take turns with her pussy (screwing it, not eating it out). I didn't care for her ass zits but they weren't often being focused on so it wasn't a big problem either. The scene ended with them getting blown to completion (with them jerking out their loads).

Scene Two: Tara, another older blonde and one with huge fun bags, took care of Craig and Burke in her bedroom even though they were there to repair something for her. She gave them some pretty good head before getting into a short 69 with Burke and then screwing them. She then let him screw her ass in a few positions before the facial.

Scene Three: Dana, a woman that looked old enough to be a grandmother, did her striptease by a pool outdoors before taking on her partner in the living room. Dino seemed to enjoy having her bout I'm not into women old enough to have given birth to me so I didn't have much fun here. He let her blow him and spanked her a bit while she rode him for a while. He titty fucked her and then jerked off onto her face to close the scene out. Pass.

Scene Four: Jesse, a woman looking to be a lot younger than the last gal (maybe 40 years old if she led a hard life), went with the formula and stripped, this time outdoors on a porch, masturbating all the while. I'd have done her myself but Matt was the one doing the honors this time. She deep throated him and John (credited as Brian) joined them afterwards. It wasn't a bad scene for those who like older women and the sex was primarily oral with straight.

Scene Five: Ava, the Asian gal with impossibly large implants, did the same routine here; stripping and masturbating before taking care of a dude on the bed. I think Matt enjoyed her attention although most guys would with her aggressively blowing him and jerking him off. He got a short titty fuck before she rode him hard and he fingered her ass while boning her pussy. It finished with the usual facial.

Scene Six: Carolyn, another bleach blond with an older, curvy body (looking like she was in her late 30's), did a decent striptease and solo sequence before taking on Craig in her living room. She seemed to enjoy giving head and he sure didn't mind (where else but in porn can a guy with a receding hairline get paid for sex?). She slipped into a 69 position for a minute or so and then straddled him in cowgirl position. They did a few more positions before he jerked his load onto her awaiting face.

Summary: I'm firmly of the opinion that young, hot looking babes can be housewives too so perhaps some more advertising dollars might've been spent letting me know what the focus was here. In any case, I'm thinking of this one as a Skip It unless you like old women having sex. I know some fans enjoy that kind of sex and this is as good a release for it as any other I've seen in recent years but it just didn't work for me.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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