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Threeway to Heaven

Studio: New Machine » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 2/16/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Compilation

Director: various

Cast: Ashley Renee, Pearl Essence, Cherry Rain, Kascha, PJ Sparxx, Stephanie Page, Lele Adams, Bolivia, Nakita Kash, Taylor, TJ, Sean Michaels, Justin Time, Tom Byron, Jay Ashley, Randy West

Length: 1 Hour 46 Minutes

Date of Production: various

Extras: Trailers

Audio/Video: The video is presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The picture quality is less than decent. Though being a compilation the quality does vary a tad. However some of these scenes are fairly old and I believe some of these transfers never received a digital remastering of any kind. So the scenes suffer from high amounts of grain, color defects, poor lighting, and simple just a bad picture. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo, but might as well been a mono track. The sound quality is okay I suppose, but the background music can get a little too loud.

Body of Review: Jumping into the breadth of the New Machine library, outcome six scenes with three way action from girl/boy/girl, boy/girl/boy, and three girls. The action in terms of fun factor varies from good to bad, mostly being the latter. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Ashley Renee, Pearl Essence
Scene From: Up and Cummers 40
Ashley is an attractive brunette with a nice body and large breasts. She's joined by another large breasted gal, Pearl an Ebony gal. This scene opens with the girls doing some oral action with each other and some dude getting his mouth involved in the action. Once the girls are firmly in a sixty nine position the dude interferes by sticking his tool down Pearl's throat. Next they get into a train with the dude behind Pearl and Pearl going down on Ashley. The action continues with Pearl riding the dude in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, while Ashley uses a dildo on her self. Ashley gets her turn with the dude in anal via missionary while Pearl uses another toy. The action continues with a little more sex. They end the scene with the two girls sucking and jerking off the dude getting a shared facial. The action was fairly warm with some decent sex. No real strong oral in this scene, which could have substantially helped it.
Rating: 4/10

Scene 2: Cherry Rain, Kascha
Scene From: Real Naturals 19

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These two gals are young looking brunettes with small breasts. The scene opens with the two girls fighting over a really young looking guy's tool, as they both take turns sucking him off. It's a bit creepy since the dude looks like a little boy. After a bit of oral one of the girls gets a strap-on dildo and uses that on the other chick while she continues to suck off the dude. He then gets behind on of the girls and pounds away while she eats out the other girl. The sex continues with the same girl riding the dude in reverse cowgirl, followed by doggie. All the while the other gal fingers and uses a vibrator. I believe the scene ends with a cream pie, but the scene cuts out fwithout any visual of the end shot. Overall I really didn't like this scene, besides using a strap-on dildo (something I can't stand) the young looking male in the scene just scared the hell out of me and made it hard to even enjoy a little of the scene.
Rating: 0/10

Scene 3: PJ Sparxx, ????
Scene From: Sex For Hire
PJ is a decent looking blonde with large breasts. In this scene she's joined by some dude and a dark haired gal. Anyways this scene is really dark, poorly lit. The action opens with PJ getting oral from the check and the dude close by. Then after a little bit of taunting, the dark haired gal gets her turn with oral, as PJ goes down on her. At this point the dude gets involved and lets the dark haired gal suck her off while PJ uses a dildo on her. Then the scene ends pretty abruptly. I'm not quite sure what was going on really well. It was really dark, hard to see the action, and most of all that action wasn't really much action at all. The scene was pretty bad.
Rating: 0/10

Scene 4: Stephanie Page, Lele Adams
Scene From: The Come On
I'm not quite sure which is which, but both girls have larger than normal sized breasts and they're decent looking. Anyways they open the scene with the two girls sucking off the dude. Next they engage in straight sex when the dude pounds away at one girl via missionary, while the other sits on her face. The action continues when the other gal gets worked in doggie while eating out the other chick. The scene ends with the due pulling out and unloading on the girl's ass. Overall it was a less than decent scene. The oral action was about par and the sex just wasn't exciting at all.
Rating: 1/10

Scene 5: Bolivia
Scene From: Up and Cummers 87
Bolivia is an attractive gal with medium sized breasts and a nice body. Here she joins up with Randy West and Jay Ashley. The scene opens with Bolivia sucking off the two guys in turn. Then Randy eats her out and moves along to pound her in doggie. During which she sucks off Jay. She then flips over and Randy continues to work her in a scissors and Jay gets sucked off. Next Randy gets his turn with oral as Bolivia sucks him off, more like finishes him off. Randy gives her a facial. Jay continues to work her in missionary before he pulls out and unloads on her face. This was a pretty hot scene. Bolivia opened by giving a very intense oral performance and took on the two guys very well.
Rating: 8/10

Scene 6: Nakita Kash, Taylor, TJ
Scene From: I Love Lesbians 7
Here we've got three fairly attractive girls going at it in an all girl scene. They open with one girl getting jerked off with a double sided dildo. Eventually another girl gets on the other side and the girls are holding hands, moving hips, and screeching with joy. While the third rubs down the two and tries to help out. Then the girl gets a strap-on dildo and works the gal who wasn't in the early action. The scene continues with the three girls going at it. The she-male effect given by the strap-on dildo in this scene deterred me off enjoying it. Before that happened though, the scene was a fairly average girl/girl scene. Though the third present could have been a little more involved. Anyways I really didn't like this scene much at all.
Rating: 0/10

Concluding Words: While the cover features the three attractive girls from the last scene of the compilation, their scene wasn't attractive and neither was this compilation. The quality of action varied fairly from scene 5 being very enjoyable to the rest of the feature being pretty poor of action. For those of you looking for good three way action, there's quite a lot of better options out there. Anyways this title isn't really fit for viewing, I suggest you skip it.

Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10 with 0 being bad and 10 being good.

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