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Asian Hoze 2

Studio: Metro » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 2/18/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Asian

Director: Michael Adam

Cast: Sabrine Maui, Allura Eden, Nautica Thorn, Lana Li, Bamboo, Jay LoDeeva, Simone, Alex Sanders, Mark Wood, Mark Davis, Jade Marcella (non-sex)

Length: 1 Hour 49 Minutes

Date of Production: April 2003

Extras: Photo Gallery, Trailers

Audio/Video: The video was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. Overall the picture quality was fairly poor, with an extremely dark picture, slight color distortions, and a very distinct grain in the picture. The audio was presented in 2-channel stereo, but might as well be a single track. Some of the audio seemed a little distorted. The feature was also presented with slightly loud annoying background music. Needless to say, the audio/video arena is not the strong selling point of this feature.

Body of Review: Starring an all-Asian cast with plenty of hotties, Asian Hoze 2 is the second installment in this lively action packed Asian genre'd feature. Hosted by the lovely Jade Marcella, who sadly does not have sexual oriented role in this feature, provides Asian beauties who get themselves involve in some very exciting hardcore action. Each scene features a brief interview and striptease. It's important to note that the stripteases are filmed with a very low frame rate, used to produce a slow motion effect, which just gave me an awful headache. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Sabrine Maui, Mark Davis
This scene opens with Sabrine and Jade having a little dialogue, which is followed by the lovely Asian starlet conducting a strip tease. Screen cuts and we find Mark Davis and Sabrine getting a little hot and heavy. Sabrine's clothes come off and Mark fingers and licks her little tight hot spot. Next she gives him the most enticing blow job, which is shot from a side view and in point of view. Very nice, how Mark managed through that is beyond me. Next they engage in straight sex via scissors. After a thorough pounding, they continue with Sabrine on top in reverse cowgirl. They take a brief oral interlude and finish up the action in missionary. The scene ends with Mark unloading on Sabrine's lovely stomach. Quite an enjoyable scene, in fact it was screaming hot! Sabrine gave some terribly hot oral sex and followed it up with sexual activity that one can only dream about.
Rating: 10/10

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Nautica, Lana, Allura
Scene 2: Allura Eden, Nautica Thorn, Lana Li
After the dialogue with Jade, the three girls get in action. Lana and Allura fondle away at Nautica's great body and not too long all three girls are putting their mouth where their money is and licking, rubbing, kissing, sucking each other. Next Allura and Nautica position themselves in a sixty nine position. This is followed by the two girls going down on Lana. Next Nautica gets a strap-on dildo and pumps away at Lana, while Lana goes down on Allura. The action concludes with the girls using a double sided dildo. This was an okay scene, had promise, but the second the strap-on dildo can out I lost all interest.
Rating: 0/10

Scene 3: Bamboo, Mark Wood
After the brief dialogue with Jade, Bamboo shows off her hot little body in a strip tease. Now with Mark, he feasts away on that lovely body and satisfies her first. Next Bamboo returns the courteous by sucking him off. They engage in straight sex with Bamboo on her backside and Mark pounding away in a variation of missionary. After some fairly slow sex, Bamboo rides Mark anally in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl with a little ass to mouth action. The scene ends with Mark unloading on her feet. Foot fetishes rejoice! Well not being one I found the placement of the money shot a little odd and unsatisfying. I could think of at least two places I'd rather have seen it land. Anyways this scene was pretty decent, the oral wasn't outstanding, and the sex was a little slow and lacked any real embodiment. The real strong part of the scene was that seeing Bamboo's great rack and nude body.
Rating: 3/10

Scene 4: Jay LoDeeva, Alex Sanders
Like the other scenes Jay has a brief dialogue with Jade and it's followed up with a striptease. Afterwards we find Jay with Alex *sings* getting to know you, getting to know all about you... After some clothes get removed, Jay goes to town on 'little Alex', as she sucks him off with clear passion. After some intense oral sex, Jay quickly gets up on Alex and rides him in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Then to conclude the action they finish up in doggie. The scene ends with Jay taking it like a champ, i.e. a facial. This was a pretty warm scene. It had a very warm opening with Jay giving a very enjoyable blow job, followed by some pretty decent sex.
Rating: 5/10

Scene 5: Simone, Mark Wood
First the scene opens with Simone doing the striptease, then the interview. Mark's back again and primed for action. He and Simone spend a little time sucking on her breasts, she on her right and he on her left. Next clothes get removed and Mark eats her out through the fishnet stockings she's wearing. Next the cute little girl swallows him in a very heated fashion. Next they engage in straight sex with Simone riding Mark in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Now down on all fours Mark works her in doggie. The scene concludes with Mark unloading on her backside. Not really the most impressive end shot, but definitely an impressive opening, with Simone giving a very enjoyable blowjob. Similar to scene 4 the sex that followed was fairly adequate.
Rating: 5/10

Concluding Words: I hate it when DVD covers have girls advertised that aren't in it. On the front we have three lovely gals, Nyomi Marcella, Jade Hsu, and Syn Nye Lang who don't appear in this feature at all. But we're still left with quite a lovely cast, Sabrine Maui, Nautica Thorn, Allura Eden, and so on. At first (after reviewing the first scene) I was pretty happy, Sabrine had an awesome scene. Unfortunately this high level of entertainment didn't really last throughout the remainder of the feature. The girl/girl scene was promising, but seemed to bomb. The rest of the boy/girl scenes had quite good oral action, but the sex for the most part was fairly adequate. I was also saddened to see that Jade Marcella had no active (sexual) role in this feature.

So for the most part I didn't really enjoy this title as much as I would have liked. Perhaps I was expecting too much, but the Asian genre being my favorite, is good sex too much to ask for? Anyways like I said it wasn't a great Asian title, but it was terribly bad. There's definitely some content worth checking out. So for those of you who are huge fans of Sabrine Maui, Bamboo, Simone, or any others in this feature, you'll definitely want to make sure you check it out. However if you're just a casual browser who likes to see Asian girls in action just for kicks, this isn't the title for you. I suggest you rent before you buy. It may actually save your life! Or perhaps not. In one more restatement, this title is a great rental for the casual viewer, but definitely not a worthy addition to that ever growing adult collection.

Note that each scene is rated from a scale of 0 to 10 with 0 being bad and 10 being good.

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