Cast: Venus, Holly Day, Olivia Saint, Sharon Wild, Steve
Taylor, Valentino, Steven French
Video/Audio: The video is presented in 1.33:1 color. The
quality of the video is pretty good. I didn't notice a lot of artifacts or
grain. Audio is presented in stereo with crisp overall sound.
Extras: Bio's & Production Notes, Still Gallery, Trailer
for "Chunky on The Fourth of July"
The DVD: The DVD is put together fairly well. The design
needs a little work, but the navigation and chapter breaks are both good.
The chapters are broken down to oral, anal, and cum so you can
jump to the specific act you want to see. There is a button called more action
the main menu, don't try that one out. It's nothing but phone sex ads.
Scene 1: Sharon Wild, Steven French Acts Included: Masturbation, Oral, Anal, ATM, Facial
Sharon talks dirty to the camera and shows off her ass before sliding a few
fingers in her backdoor to get the scene started. Her man shows up and begins
to lick her asshole. I've never heard it called a "shit pussy", but Sharon
calls it that as Steve gives it a few licks. Sharon turns around to give Steven
head before taking his rod in her butt doggy style. The anal action continues
as they move through reverse cowgirl and missionary with some stops for ass
to mouth oral before they get to the facial finish.
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Good scene. Sharon's outfit is pretty hot and the action is ok, but Sharon's
dirty talk was a hit or miss type of thing. Sometimes it was hot sometimes
Scene 2: Olivia Saint, Valentino Acts Included: Masturbation, Oral, Anal,
This scene starts out like the last one and Olivia is bent over with
three of her own fingers inside her ass in no time. A couple of minutes
later, she's got three in her pussy too and talking dirty to the camera
the entire time. Valentino shows up and sticks his tongue directly
into her ass for a few seconds before feeding her his prick. Olivia
gives him head then sits down on his cock in reverse cowgirl for a
long anal ride. Olivia hops off a few times to taste herself on his
dick then hops back on for more backdoor fun in standard cowgirl, spoon,
doggy and missionary. Valentino pulls out of her ass to cum on her
face for the scene finale.
Hot scene! Olivia did a little better
job with the dirty talk than Sharon did.
Scene 3: Holly Day, Steven
French Acts Included: Masturbation, Oral, Anal,
Holly talks dirty and probes her own ass before Steven comes
in and she tries to deepthroat his cock. She gives him some messy oral
for a few minutes then bends over so he can play with her butt before fucking
it in doggy. They have an ATM break and Holly gets back on in reverse
cowgirl and does it all over again when they move to the pile driver
position. She tastes herself again before going to mish to work up
the faceful of cum she gets in the end.
OK scene. The outfit changes for this one, but other than that, it's
just like the first two scenes.
Scene 4: Venus, Steve
Taylor Acts Included: Masturbation, Oral, Anal,
Venus does a reenactment of the first three scenes for us before Steve
comes into spank and lick her butt. Venus eventually turns around
to give a rousing few minutes of head before hopping up and down on
his prick in reverse cowgirl. The couple moves to doggy then mish
with some ass to mouth oral thrown in before trying spoon out. Venus
kneels in front of Steve as he jerks off onto her face.
Good scene. Venus is pretty good in this
one at the beginning, but the enthusiasm fades a little after a while.
Overall Thoughts: The technical aspects of Army of Ass
are pretty good and it delivers on some decent anal only sex scenes. Unfortunately,
the scenes are pretty much interchangeable. i would have liked a little more
form the army aspect especially with the girls wearing the first outfit (see
box cover) Sharon and Olivia have. Outside of the outfit, there isn't anything
else to link it to any branch of the armed forces. The running time is on the
short side too, but it's probably better to just have four scenes instead of
five or six scenes just alike.
Army of Ass is a fairly decent anal movie, but it's not something that will
be a high replay factor. Rent it.