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Army of Ass

Studio: Legend Video » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 2/20/04

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The Army of Ass
Legend / Skin Tight Pictures

Director: Grip & Cram Johnson

Date of Production: 12/06,11/2003

Length: 1 hour 20 minutes

Genre: Gonzo, Anal

Cast: Venus, Holly Day, Olivia Saint, Sharon Wild, Steve Taylor, Valentino, Steven French

Video/Audio: The video is presented in 1.33:1 color. The quality of the video is pretty good. I didn't notice a lot of artifacts or grain. Audio is presented in stereo with crisp overall sound.

Extras: Bio's & Production Notes, Still Gallery, Trailer for "Chunky on The Fourth of July"

The DVD: The DVD is put together fairly well. The design needs a little work, but the navigation and chapter breaks are both good. The chapters are broken down to oral, anal, and cum so you can jump to the specific act you want to see. There is a button called more action on the main menu, don't try that one out. It's nothing but phone sex ads.

Scene Breakdown:

Sharon Wild

Scene 1: Sharon Wild, Steven French
Acts Included: Masturbation, Oral, Anal, ATM, Facial
Sharon talks dirty to the camera and shows off her ass before sliding a few fingers in her backdoor to get the scene started. Her man shows up and begins to lick her asshole. I've never heard it called a "shit pussy", but Sharon calls it that as Steve gives it a few licks. Sharon turns around to give Steven some head before taking his rod in her butt doggy style. The anal action continues as they move through reverse cowgirl and missionary with some stops for ass to mouth oral before they get to the facial finish.

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Good scene. Sharon's outfit is pretty hot and the action is ok, but Sharon's dirty talk was a hit or miss type of thing. Sometimes it was hot sometimes it wasn't.

Olivia Saint

Scene 2: Olivia Saint, Valentino
Acts Included: Masturbation, Oral, Anal, ATM, Facial
This scene starts out like the last one and Olivia is bent over with three of her own fingers inside her ass in no time. A couple of minutes later, she's got three in her pussy too and talking dirty to the camera the entire time. Valentino shows up and sticks his tongue directly into her ass for a few seconds before feeding her his prick. Olivia gives him head then sits down on his cock in reverse cowgirl for a long anal ride. Olivia hops off a few times to taste herself on his dick then hops back on for more backdoor fun in standard cowgirl, spoon, doggy and missionary. Valentino pulls out of her ass to cum on her face for the scene finale.

Hot scene! Olivia did a little better job with the dirty talk than Sharon did.

Holly Day

Scene 3: Holly Day, Steven French
Acts Included: Masturbation, Oral, Anal, ATM, Facial
Holly talks dirty and probes her own ass before
Steven comes in and she tries to deepthroat his cock. She gives him some messy oral for a few minutes then bends over so he can play with her butt before fucking it in doggy. They have an ATM break and Holly gets back on in reverse cowgirl and does it all over again when they move to the pile driver position. She tastes herself again before going to mish to work up the faceful of cum she gets in the end.

OK scene. The outfit changes for this one, but other than that, it's just like the first two scenes.


Scene 4: Venus, Steve Taylor
Acts Included: Masturbation, Oral, Anal, ATM, Facial
Venus does a reenactment of the first three scenes for us before Steve comes into spank and lick her butt. Venus eventually turns around to give a rousing few minutes of head before hopping up and down on his prick in reverse cowgirl. The couple moves to doggy then mish with some ass to mouth oral thrown in before trying spoon out. Venus kneels in front of Steve as he jerks off onto her face.

Good scene. Venus is pretty good in this one at the beginning, but the enthusiasm fades a little after a while.

Overall Thoughts: The technical aspects of Army of Ass are pretty good and it delivers on some decent anal only sex scenes. Unfortunately, the scenes are pretty much interchangeable. i would have liked a little more form the army aspect especially with the girls wearing the first outfit (see box cover) Sharon and Olivia have. Outside of the outfit, there isn't anything else to link it to any branch of the armed forces. The running time is on the short side too, but it's probably better to just have four scenes instead of five or six scenes just alike.

Army of Ass is a fairly decent anal movie, but it's not something that will be a high replay factor. Rent it.


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