Audio/Video: This picture is nowhere near DVD quality. As you might be
able to tell from scene 15, it's rather soft. There's no pixelation or
artifacts, but to be honest, it looks like a subpar port of a VHS tape. The
audio displayed a slight background noise in some scene
Two girls who are convicts pick Mr. Man up as he's walking down the
road. They ask him if he lives alone. When he refuses to answer, they strip him down and
deliver a dual blowjob. After five minutes of
back and forth head, the blonde gets on top for some condomless reverse
cowgirl while the brunette is playing with a blue vibrator. They switch places
and some time later, the brunette says "I wanna fuck you in my ass".
[Did I mention that english doesn't seem to be the girls first language?]
Anyways, the gentleman complies for bit and they switch positions - this time
anal from behind. Then it's the blonde's turn as he gives he does her from
behind while she's on her side. We end the scene with a dual blowjob and a shot to
both girls faces. Didn't care for this scene. The brunette was kinda cute, but I
wasn't feeling the blonde at all and the sex was merely average.
As we join this scene, the blonde is holding a tennis racket-sized paddle
while the guy is in the middle of this weird chain-link fence contraption with
pipes strategically placed throughout [think Foosball table]. As he's laying in between this mess, she starts
fondling him while rubbing up against the pipes. A quick cut and now he's out of
the contraption and pulling down the nurses' panties. She then gets inside the
contraption and bends over so he could rub, lick and finger her. It only lasts a
minute before she's giving him a blowjob through the fence. She then reclines on
the pipe so he can deliver some missionary [with a condom]. The next shot
has the fence on its side and she's standing up in the middle bent over so he
can do her from behind. The scene ends with them standing next to the
contraption as he gives her a weak shot to the mouth. The blonde was attractive
and the nurses outfit enhanced her hotness. The finale was weak and there
could've been a lil bit more sex. But i'll let it slide. THIS time. Pretty good
The nurse tells him that Todd always requests the back room for a reason and if
he was like Todd, he's gonna want the backroom and he's gonna want it deep. She
tells him to turn over and she removes his towel and starts blowing him. She
then sits on his face for a brief 69. After this, she gets on the table and lies
back for some condomless missionary. Next up is some doggystyle and then
some lengthy anal doggystyle until the scene ends with a shot to her mouth. This
girl was HOT and pushed all the right
buttons for me [lumpy breast job aside]. And, as above, the tight nurses outfit
made her all that much hotter. This scene was average in length, but I would
NOT have minded it going on MUCH longer...
Remember what I said about scene 3 going on longer? Well, it DEFINITELY could've
replaced THIS scene. As you see in the picture, the two girls are sitting on a
couch wearing robes while watching some guy get naked. The girl on the left
stands up, drops her robe and walks out. The other nurse opens up her robe and
spreads her legs so that guy could start licking her. Eventually, she sits up
and gives him a noisy blowjob. She lays back and spreads her legs for some long
missionary. She then gets on her knees for some anal doggy [did the prop guy
forget the clearasil? ugh.] This goes on for a while. Afterwards, she gets on top for some
anal cowgirl before receiving a shot to the face for her trouble. Didn't care
for this scene. Not. One. Bit. Didn't find her attractive no matter HOW
much she tried to make it seem as if she was into it [HINT: unnecessary loudness
does NOT convince a viewer that the scene is hot.].
When we begin this scene, the "head nurse" is wearing a gas
mask while prowling around the guy strapped to the table. After using the
stethoscope on his dick [umm...while he might be THINKING with it, the place to
check for a pulse would be higher up], she begins giving him some head. He gets
back on the table and she gets on top of him for some cowgirl [with a condom].
She then switches to reverse cowgirl. We see some VERY SHORT doggy before he
shoots on her ass. The loud, generic techno music was annoying, but this scene was
not. She was attractive and the outfit looked great on her. The sex was good too.
The only negative I could think of, besides the music, is not enough doggy. Otherwise this scene
Scene 6: Dru Berrymore
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Dru is HOT. She's got a nice ass, some
thick thighs and those EYES. Ok. Breathe. So...it looks like this scene might be
related to Scene 3. She's dressed as a nurse and she's massaging some guy who's
talking about Hershel being "reluctant at first since he didn't believe
places like this really existed." Perhaps this is the Todd mentioned in
Scene 3? Ah...who cares?!?! Make with the sex. With a smack on his ass, Dru tells him to "Shut up and roll over." Glad to see we're on the same
wavelength. After some conversation back and forth, she begins with a blowjob.
Then we fade right into some condomless reverse cowgirl. She gets off and
lies back on the table so he could give her a licking. When he's done, he stands
up and delivers some missionary anal. She then gets on her side as he continues
to do her anally. We end the scene with a shot between her legs. This was a HOT
scene. If I was pressed, I could think of only two negatives. One, her shoes.
Dru had sneakers on. Since this is a porn flick, they should've been heels. If I
wanted realism, i'd watch the Health Network. Second, apparently, most of the action was
shot using a Gyno-Cam. By this, I mean the majority of the action was shot
CLOSE UP. I would've preferred some wider shots so I could see more than just
the penetration. But, that's just me. Other than that, this scene gets a hearty
recommendation. [And if it IS related to the third scene, I wouldn't mind
checking out the ENTIRE feature.]
Oh goody. Look who it is. The chicks from Scene 4. Ugh. And with the guy from
Scene 1! I guess they're from the same flick. So...the doublemint twins take off their
uniforms and begin stripping. After they're wearing
nothing but a hat, they begin kissing and feeling each other while brandishing a
2 foot purple double-headed dildo. The brunette starts the action off by
diving between the other chicks legs to give her tongue a workout. She then
lubes up the dildo and slides it in her friend [both missionary and from
behind]. Now it's the brunettes turn. She spreads her legs wide and the other
nurse [the one on the left in the picture] gives it to her the same way -- missionary and from
behind. She slides it out of her so they can share the dildo. Well, i'm assuming
they're sharing the dildo, since the cameraman decides to NOT show any close-ups
of the purple penetration. Perhaps he should take some lessons from the director
of the previous scene. Didn't care for this scene at all. Well, at least the guy
from the first scene didn't get involved.
Scene 8: Kianna
After telling us that her job is to "make sure everybody feels
better", Kianna asks
her patient how he's feeling. He says "i'm feeling kinda better." She
replies "No you're not. You're a sick, sick, sick individual." As she's saying
this, she smacking him with a riding crop. "You don't feel
better until I tell you." This goes on for some time until she goes down to
administer some head. We cut to Kianna on her back getting some condomless
missionary. Next up is some doggy. We finish up the scene with some more
missionary right before the shot to Kianna's chest. [Where else would YOU shoot
if you were with Kianna?]
Kianna's a favorite of mine, but I wasn't really feeling her
"dominatrix" act. Once the sex started though, she brought the heat.
The camera work was good, but for some reason, the scene ended rather abruptly.
Other than that, this was a good scene.
The blond is on the table to get her x-ray taken. Once it's been taken, the tech says to
her " the women
therapists give a little extra when they get a little extra." Her response
is " you're gonna get a
little extra...you're gonna get me." The next thing you know, he's between
her thighs giving his tongue a workout. It's not a long workout though, because
shortly after she's bending over to return the favor with some head. Right after
that, she lays back for some deep missionary [with a condom]. Next, we
see her bent over on the examining table for some doggy that eventually turns
into anal missionary. The scene ends with a shot to her mouth. I liked this
scene FAR more than I expected to. Though she had one too many "oh
god"'s, she still brought the heat.
Scene 10: Mia Smiles
Mia walks in and starts teasing this guy sitting on a chair. She starts by
kissing him and then making him lick her small breast. She kisses his chest and
then stands him up and takes off his bicycle shorts so she can give him head.
Apparently, Mia thinks he isn't taking that much of an interest in what she's
doing. She stops, takes his hand, puts it on her head as she begins sucking
again. Next on Mia's agenda is some condomless missionary on the wood
table. That's followed by some doggystyle which is the last position before the
scene ends with a shot to Mia's mouth. Pros about this scene? Mia. I liked her more
than I thought I would. She's cute and looked damn sexy in that nurse's outfit.
Cons? Could someone please wake this dude up?? I mean, damn, if I had someone
like Mia standing nearly NAKED in front of me, she would definitely NOT have to
put my hand on her head to get a lil freaky. Jeez...these porn guys.
No talking. Just down to business. She blows him as he's undressing and once
he's done getting naked, he spreads her open wide so he can get a taste. Next
thing you know, he's up inside of her for some condomless missionary.
Then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, another guy magically appears! Of course,
his fly is down and his dick is hanging out. And, of course, as soon as he walks
over to her while she's getting done, she grabs him and starts sucking him. This
goes on for a bit until the first guy [that's fucking her], tells her to sit on
his buddy's dick. And while she's doing that, he makes her suck him too. Later
on, they switch places and now she's giving the first guy [in the pic] reverse
cowgirl, while her mouth is full of the second guy. The first guy then tells her
to bend over and he does her anally from behind. It doesn't last long though.
She then sits on guy #2 for some anal reverse cowgirl at least until guy #1 gets
involved and turns it into a short double penetration. The scene ends with a
double facial. She was definitely eager and into it. So were the guys. The only
person who wasn't was ME.
We begin our scene with this cute blonde sitting poolside on some guy's lap. She
quickly does away with her bikini which allows Mr. Man to let his tongue do some
licking. When he's done, she gives him a blowjob to return the favor. The next
shot has her back on the patio chair with her legs up and the guy delivering some
condomless missionary. It went on for a while, until he gave her some
anal from behind as she was lying on her side. The scene ended with him shooting
on her stomach. Surprisingly, the lack of variety didn't bother me much. This
chick had a tight, sexy, tanned body. While she might need to go a little easier
on the makeup next time, she still brought the heat for me. Another good scene.
The patient is strapped to a chair as the nurse walks in and starts grinding on
his lap. After grinding on his lap, she taunts him by bending over to show him
what she's got between her legs. Eventually, she unzips the dress and opens it
so he can get a better view. As she walks behind the chair, the uniform
drops and she pushes the chair forward. She unstraps the victim's arms and then
begins giving him head. Would "victim" be the right word to use? I
don't think too many guys would have a problem with this scenario. After working
on him for a bit, he returns the favor. She then kneels on the chair so he can do her
doggystyle. The chair disappears in the next shot as she's on her back with her
legs spread wide while receiving some brief missionary. The scene ends with a
shot to her stomach. This was a pretty good scene. The blonde was sexy and
appealing. However, the scene felt VERY rushed.
Scene 14: Fujiko Kano
After making sure everyone was gone, Fujiko decides to deliver some after hours
medicine. It begins with her on a desk getting a licking. She gives him some
mammary-assisted head until he's ready for some condomless missionary on
the desk. Next up for Fujiko is some anal doggystyle followed by some anal
missionary. That's the last position of the scene as she bends over so he can
shoot [rather weakly] on her back. This was a pretty good scene that only
suffered from bad camera shots [in other words, the Gyno-cam was back].
This twelve minute scene has an attractive, busty sista working herself over
with a silver vibrator. Judging by the background music, there are some cuts in
this scene. If you're into solo masturbation scenes, then this is one for you. I
just kept thinking that it was a shame that she didn't get a proper workout.
A couple is in bed. She's attractive. He looks like the same dude from scene 11.
After some kissing, he gives her some head and even sucks on her toes. Wait, I take it
back. He was just wetting her toes down so she could rub 'em on his crotch. Next
shot has them engaged in a 69. This turns into a blowjob for him and a fingering
for her. He rolls over on his back and she gets on top for some hard condomless
cowgirl. Next is some reverse anal cowgirl. The scene ends with some
head for him until s he gets a facial. Not a bad scene.
Concluding Words: This would be a passable CherryBoxxx release if it
wasn't for the picture quality. As I stated in the audio/video part of this
review, it seems like a poor VHS transfer [in my opinion]. Don't get me wrong,
it's not unwatchable, I guess I was just spoiled by the sharpness of their
previous discs that i've reviewed. I'm also disappointed by the lack of extras
on this disc too. Granted, there are 16 scenes on this disc, but would some
trailers for other CherryBoxxx discs be too much to ask for?
Oh, and one last
thing. If there are any CherryBoxxx execs that happen to read this review: I
IMPLORE you. Please. For the LOVE of God. Borrow a page from Vivid and list the
"credits" for each particular scene as it begins. I realize the guy's
names don't matter that much [unless they're industry vets], but it makes for a
boring review when we have to resort to pronouns like "that guy" or
"guy #1" or "Mr. Man". While it might keep us on our toes
creatively, in the end it makes our job harder and it might be more difficult
for someone to follow an actress who isn't a "brand name".
Verdict: I'd like to think I have some sort of "formula" for
every DVD compilation that I review. Unfortunately, I don't. This disc had a
number of good scenes and the length of the feature alone outweighs the
lack of extras. However, the picture quality knocks all of this down quite a few pegs.
So...if a slight softness and occasional background hum doesn't bother you,
you'll enjoy this disc based on content alone. With those flaws in mind, i'm
going to bump this disc down from Highly Recommended to a mere Rent It.