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Tai Twats

Studio: Dreamland » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 2/25/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Vintage All-Girl

Director: unknown

Cast: Shawnee, Keanna, Namo, Montana, Stephanie, Melanie

Length: 1 Hour 14 Minutes

Date of Production: July 1998

Extras: Slide Show

Audio/Video: The video is presented in a horrible 1.33:1 ratio full frame color transfer. The picture quality is fuzzy, housed with heavy grain, color distortions, and just about everything you don't want. Eseentially it looks like a VHS tape in it's last few legs. The audio isn't that great either. There's a very distinct hiss throughout the feature. Although dialogue and such can be heard, not easily, the feedback and noise is pretty bad.

Body of Review: Pronounced as either Tai Twats or Tight Twats (so says the back cover) is a feature that is supposed to house girls from the orient. This Asian feature doesn't really hold. There are three scenes that were produced in 1998 (or before, the truth is unknown.) Screen credits say reproduced in 1998 and the box cover says produced in 1998. I'm guessing this was made well before 1998. Anyways while the first scene has two Asian gals, the rest seem to focus on non-orient based ethnicities. So it's really not what it looks like. So here we go into the past for a troubling tale of girl/girl sex.

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Scene 1: Shawnee, Keanna
Acts Included: Oral, Toys
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Shawnee, Keanna
This scene opens with the two girls undergoing an interview. They're really close friends. They take off each others clothes during the interview, play with themselves. Then they get into action with the girls going down on each other. Dildos come into play and they get each other off with those in use. This two fairly cute Asian gals went to work on each other, but really it just wasn't appealing.

Scene 2: Namo, Montana
Acts Included: Oral, Toys
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Namo, Montana
Namo is an English gal with a Dutch name who joins with Montana who is surprisingly from Montana. The girls strip during, show off their bodies, and finger themselves. I got scared at this point. Next vibrators are used as Montana takes care of Namo. The girls switch and Namo goes down on Montana. They continue with a bit more girl/girl action. This was a fairly unenergetic poor attempt at girl/girl action.

Scene 3: Stephanie, Melanie
Acts Included: Oral
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Stephanie, Melanie
Melanie works as a dominatrix; she ties up men, beats them, and makes them do her bidding, though she prefers women. Stephanie is a first timer with a woman and in the adult industry. The two kick off their scene with an interview. The scene opens with Melanie going down on Stephanie and then Stephanie on Melanie. Then there's some kissing and the scene ends. Melanie's appearance and demeanor scared me. I really did not enjoy this scene.


Concluding Words: Well if you know me I don't care much for girl/girl scenes. But of course there are exceptions, being if it's that good, it's good. Unfortunately the "that good" mentality didn't show up here. In fact there were points when I was shaking my head "gross." The cast wasn't all star or even that great to look at in general. As an added bonus the picture quality was pretty poor which made detail hard to see. The audio sounded like crap. Anyways if you're looking for any kind of gratification in terms of good quality porn, this isn't the place to be looking. I highly suggest you skip this title. One more thing, I gave the genre as Vintage All-Girl, while it's not quite yet actual vintage porn, I'd say it's getting very close.

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