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2 Pricks and a Chick

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/28/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

2 Pricks And A Chick

Red Light District

Genre: Gonzo

Director: David Luger

Cast: Sabina, Darren James, Brett Rockman, Cameron James, Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Ryan Star, Mr. Pete, Joel Lawrence, Taylor Passion, Mark Ashley, Chance, Brian Pumper, Jynx, David Luger (boner footage only)

Length: 140 minutes

Date of Production: 10/6/2003

Extra's: 6.5 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage, 18 minutes of Boner/Bonus footage where David Luger gets a couple of blowjobs (by Sabina and Cameron), photogallery, double sided DVD cover

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, the current industry standard, and looked great. There were no compression artifacts and the fleshtones were very accurate. The audio was presented in stereo English and the performers were easy to hear except during some of the interviews where the director was easy to hear but not the women.

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Body of Review: There are those who claim that Red Light District offers some of the best value in porn for those consumers looking for gonzo porn. I am one of them and many of my comments have been directed over the fuck for your buck quotient the company offers. In terms of price and amount of footage, you are rarely going to get as good a buy as Red Light District and this is typically inclusive of high end production values (some companies offer more footage but their scenes look like shit). While the company has had some problems of late, and not all their releases have been perfect, they do a good job for fans of the hard core action so many of you appreciate. In their latest release, 2 Pricks And A Chick, director David Luger, shows he still has an eye for providing younger gals and an eye for shooting good porn. While I wasn't enthralled with each of the included six scenes, I found a lot to like here so read the rest of the review if this sounds good to you:

Scene One: Sabina, a short brunette with a great ass, started off her scene by playing with director David and masturbating. Her English skills were better than my Swedish skills and she at least acted like she was going to have a great time. I liked how she oiled up her ass to prepare for the fun too since it made her look even more inviting. Once the tease was over, she took on both Darren and Brett on a bed. Darren had her blow him while Brett preferred to start hammering away at her pussy. In no time at all though, they were DP'ing her (double penetration) and feeding her a couple mouthfuls of semen (which she swallowed).

Scene Two: Cameron, a lean blonde with all natural breasts, started off by masturbating for David by the kitchen table. Unlike the last scene, there was no lengthy tease so Steve and Michael walked up behind her and starting working her to prepare for the fun. She alternated blowing them and they screwed and spanked her for her trouble. They then took her to the bed and continued taking turns with her before coating her face with a bunch of sloppy semen. She didn't do anal and her sexual skill wasn't as great as the first gal but she wasn't bad either.

Scene Three: Ryan, the cute blonde 19 year old Arizonian that was featured on the front DVD cover, had her second scene in porn here with that all natural body of hers. She spent some time showing off her body on a couch before being approached by Pete and Joel who played with her like they owned her. They got a bit rough at times though it seemed as if she enjoyed the action, which consisted of oral (lots of oral) and straight only.

Scene Four: Taylor, a lean Black gal with a decent body and okay face, teased the camera to start off her scene on a couch. She started to oil herself up but didn't get far when the guys came in to handle her sexual needs. Joel and Mark did the honors this time and the sex seemed slower and more erotic this time, rather than abusive as some scenes were. The sex was oral and straight only with a massive couple of loads to her face at the end.

Scene Five: Chance, a very light skinned Black gal with a boyish body, took on both Brian and Brett on a couch. There was no warm-up this time and none of the tease that so many of us enjoy. They made her work them orally for quite a while before they returned the favor and the rest of the scene was straight sex. It ended with a facial and some swallowing but she didn't appeal to me. She did, however, have some chemistry with the guys and the heat will make some of you sweat.

Scene Six: Jynx, a short brunette with a fishnet top, started off her scene but sucking on a yellow Popsicle, showing how she gives head by demonstrating on it. In almost no time at all, Joel and Pete were attacking her, rubbing her up and making her suck them off. She slobbered a lot on them and they spanked her as they fucked her hard. I didn't like the blemishes on her ass but it was well shaped and made me want a piece too. They also verbally abused her and gave some anal to her inexperienced ass before dropping loads into her awaiting face. I'll give her credit for taking the eye shot like a champ and joining in on the name-calling games.

Summary: I think this release was worth a rating of Recommended, much like a similar release from the company, Oil Up And Fuck. The quality of women was not great in all cases but each had an appeal that some fans will enjoy and the technical values were solid for the most part. I think those of you looking for women new to porn and fresh faces will probably like them even more than I did, noting that not only were no condoms used, but also no acting or plot was present.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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