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Big Wet Asses

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/28/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Big Wet Asses

Elegant Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Thomas Zupko

Cast: Ana Nova, Mick Blue, Holly Day, Rhiannon Bray, Gia Paloma, Katja Kassin

Length: 130.5 minutes

Date of Production: 10/14/2003, 10/17/2003, 10/20/2003, 10/26/2003, 11/1/2003 (box), 12/6/2003 (credits)

Extra's: Bonus footage (Rhiannon Bray's alternative ending and Katja Kassin's bonus ending), 20 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, trailers

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the typical 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, the usual for porn these days. Sadly, Elegant Angel is not known for high-end technical values and this one was no different. There was grain, video noise, pattern noise, and shimmer going on due in part to the low lighting and high compression values. The sex was good enough to overlook this major flaw but I would've been a lot happier if the picture looked better. The audio was presented in the typical stereo English but I didn't notice any separation between the channels. The vocals were hollow and the music lame but given the special visual effects taking place, the audio was the least of the problems. At least I didn't see or hear any compression dropouts.

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Body of Review: Life can be interesting some times. I hadn't see a release from Elegant Angel in years and now I get a hold of three of them in one week. Given the difficult times the company has fallen on, I was hoping they'd be releasing solid hits instead of titles like Brainwash 2 and my second title of the week, Big Wet Asses let me breathe a sigh of relief since the sex was solid and the cast well worth checking out. The gonzo production focuses on Mick Blue checking out the anal cavities of several hot babes, several of which I ran into during this year's 2004 AEE Show. Even though the technical qualities weren't great, the sex was so if you're looking for something a cut about many similar DVD's, check this one out:

Scene One: Ana, a hot and curvy blonde that loves anal sex in all it's forms, started out by wiggling around with an oiled up body, tasting her fingers pulled straight from her own ass (ATM). Mick joined her in the low rent apartment and toyed with her lovely round ass before she blew him in an energetic and sloppy blowjob. She then rode him hard and wet in her pussy until it was time for the anal antics to begin. She tasted her ass off his penis and they did it in several positions before he popped on her mouth and face.

Scene Two: Holly, a dark-haired gal with a tiny bikini on, teased the camera a bit and licked her own nipple to warm up. Then she masturbated, tasting her juices on her fingers, before doing the same to her ass. Mick joined her in the rundown apartment and played with her like a toy until he was ready to use her like a toy. Her oral skills were not as developed as Ana's but she managed to get him hard enough to pierce her ass with his penis in no time after oiling her ass up a bit. She tasted his penis afterwards and then he really tore her up. It ended when he popped in her mouth.

Scene Three: Rhiannon, yet another curvy cutey, this one with a long mane of dark red hair, pranced around until Mick took care of her and lubed her up with oil. He fingered her for a while and then let her suck his dick. He titty fucked her a bit before getting some pussy, then fingering her ass while he boned her. He then switched to her ass and fed her some of it before hammering away at her tight, dark hole. She did some ATM and it ended with a pop shot. This was the weakest scene of the bunch but not bad.

Scene Four: Gia, a lean little gal that looked like she had some baby fat left (which she lost before the 2004 AEE Show) as she strutted her body for the camera. She too was oiled up and wiggling about for the camera when Mick played with her like he did the others. The oral was pretty solid and the playful spirit was fun to watch as she took him all the way in. She also tasted herself on his penis and fans of gaping action will get off several times here. She was over the top vocally but one of the best performers of the movie as she did ATM and anal like a seasoned champion. He rubbed out a load onto her face and gagged her with his foot before using his penis one last time.

Scene Five: Katja, perhaps the hottest ass to leave Germany since WWII, followed the formula and teased the camera with her red vinyl skirt, black vinyl gloves and fishnet stockings. Oil on her ass is almost overkill since she's so perfect to begin with. Mick was in Heaven with this gal (I can't blame him) and the oral was great. They moved onto vaginal sex with her earthy moans causing me some discomfort in my own pants before they went onto anal sex. She did the anal and ATM better than any of the others and he christened her further with a large dildo. The scene ended after he shot his load in this very hot scene.

Summary: I'm going to rate this one as Recommended based on the gals, the sex and the amount of fuck for the buck it offered. I'd have increased the rating another notch if the DVD looked better but there was a lot to like here, even for a guy that appreciates features like I do. If Elegant can just keep the sexual heat as high as this and get the picture looking better, they may well surprise their critics that think the company is DOA. As a trivia note, this was advertised as Thomas Zupko's first gonzo release. It was pretty good for such a release.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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