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No Swallowing Allowed

Studio: Diabolic » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 2/29/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Straight, Facials

Director: Chico Wang

Cast: Lucy Thai, Tami Lynn, Katin, Dana Vespoli, Hollie Stevens, Cris Taliana, Brett Rockman, Steve Holmes, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Tony T., Juan Cuba, Oscar Dela Woody, Dick Tracy, Trick Dixxon, The Minion, Adrew Rivera, Kay Loy, Face Blaster, Arnold Pecker, Tyler Wood, Stefan Stifler, Dick Nasty, Tony Sexton, Burke, Dwayne Cumminz, Randy Redwood, Peter Romero, Buster Good, Rob Longshot, Brad Baldwin

Length: 3 Hours 7 Minutes

Production Date: December 2003

Extras: Cum Shot Recaps (not all of them, but most), Photo Gallery, Bonus Scene with Guest Director Nando

Audio/Video: This feature is presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The picture quality is quite good with very hard to notice compression artifacts and color distortions. The lighting was also done very well. The audio was presented in 2-channel stereo and sounded quite good. Dialogue was easily heard. The background music did not interfere with the action.

Body of Review: Chico Wang's No Swallowing Allowed isn't much of a family feature, but it's definitely a facialist's dream. In this feature six gals are put through some pretty hardcore and rough sex, not to mention a few makeovers. As well, the girls are put through several degrading acts, where they're asked to demand the cum shot on their face and not swallow. The girls get to refer to the cum shot as skin moisturizer, similarly to egg whites for a dog. Not only that, but a few of them got to bark like dogs. Katin gets target marks drawn on her forehead. For those who really like facials, anal, double penetration, degrading, and so on, you'll love this.

Before I get into the scene by scene, there's quite a bit of assorted "montages" throughout the feature. First after the credits we open with Tami Lynn getting her face covered by about 7 guys. Next Lucy Thai gets her faced covered by three guys. Other montage scenes include Hollie doing a short oral/straight sex, Lucy giving a blow, Hollie taking 4 cum shots, and Lucy Thai with 4 cum shots in her mouth. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Lucy Thai
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, PTM, ATM, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
After a bit of dialogue, Lucy gets down on her knees and sucks off Steve Holmes and Brian Surewood in turn. Not too long into the action, Steve engages her in anal sex. The action moves along with double penetration. The scene proceeds to include ass to mouth oral, pussy to mouth oral, straight, anal, and quite a bit of double penetration. The scene ends with Steve giving Lucy a facial, while Brain continues to engage her in straight sex. Once finished, he delivers the facial. I'm a huge fan of Lucy Thai. She's been one of my favorites, but this scene just didn't seem to be her best. While it was intense with action, she just seemed to be screaming (not moaning) the entire scene, which started to get on my nerves a bit. Despite my annoyances, it was pretty good.

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Scene 2: Dana Vespoli
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Dana had her first anal scene in From Her Ass To Her Mouth, where she impressed the hell out of me. Here she returns as a very hardcore enthusiast. Her scene opens with some dialogue and her face getting covered by about six guys. Cue Steve Holmes, he joins her. Steve then takes her to the bathroom to wash off her face. Once clean she sucks him off and then he goes down on her. Afterwards, he parades her like a toy around the office. Next they head into Steve's room, where they have anal sex with some delightful ass to mouth action. The scene goes on with both anal and straight sex. The scene ends with a facial. There were bits and pieces about this scene that I really enjoyed (oral, facials, high speed anal sex), but there were parts of it I couldn't stand. Dana has this odd affinity with body odor, thus she sniffs and licks Steve's armpits, which really threw me off. With that picture in my mind it was a little hard to enjoy.

Scene 3: Tami Lynn
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
After Tami has her degrading dialogue, Steve Holmes shows up to join her, located in one of the bathroom stalls. There's a bit of oral sex between the pair. Afterwards, on the toilet, the pair engages in straight sex. Steve really pounds away at her and they move onto anal sex. Slowly at first, but gradually moving up to a velocity that would scare most girls. After the riveting anal sex, Steve unleashes the facial. Tami is a cute enough Asian gal, she had a fairly decent scene with Steve. I'm not quite sure, but it just didn't seem like "up and go action." I didn't care for the oral sex, but I did enjoy the high paced anal sex. Overall, the scene was decently good.

Scene 4: Hollie Stevens
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
This fake blonde gal just really isn't might type in both body and soul. Anyways she opens her scene in a hotel room having some dialogue. Here we learn she's not anal gal and it's not going to happen in this scene. After some more dialogue Brian Surewood joins her on the large bed. He puts something down her throat! After some riveting oral sex they engage in straight sex. The scene ends with Hollie sucking off Brian and taking a facial. Anyways I really didn't care much for this scene. Sure it had a very good oral bit, but the rest just seemed to happen without much excitement.

Scene 5: Cris Taliana
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Double Penetration, Double Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Cris opens her scene with a bit of dialogue, during which two guys join her. The two guys feel up a bit and get her stripped down. At first she sucks off Brett Rockman, but they quickly move onto straight sex. While she's riding him, she sucks off the other dude. The action continues with one guy filling her mouth and the other engaging her in sex. She takes a break and runs through the Diabolic warehouse, where she finds a slew of gentlemen. After a bit of oral sex, they all deliver the payload on her face. The scene cuts, her face is clean and she's back with Brett and the other dude. Here she gets back into the action with ouble penetration and double vaginal. The scene ends with two facials. I was pretty happy at the end of this scene. Cris is a very cute gal who had her pretty face covered in a way that would make a grown man cry with joy. The sex in this scene was pretty damn hot, with some very good oral action. Overall, it was a very hot scene.

Scene 6: Katin
Acts Included: Oral, Anal, Double Penetration, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Katin is a very cute gal. She opens her scene with the dialogue and then gets surrounded by three guys. She starts off getting quite a mouthful. She then gets all three holes plugged with double penetration and oral. Next, they scale back into old fashion anal sex. The scene continues mainly with more double penetration and a bit of anal sex. At the end of the scene Katin gets some circles drawn on her forehead, targets. The three dudes then aim for the targets giving her a triple facial. This was a fairly enjoyable scene with a lot of hardcore action. I would have liked to have seen more oral sex, but I'll settle for a hottie getting worked pretty damn hard by three dudes.

Concluding Words: Initially I was really excited to check out this title, being that it starred the lovelies Lucy Thai and Dana Vespoli. I was also looking forward to checking out the other chicks. However, as it turns out, the title wasn't as awesome as I had hoped it would be. Not to say it wasn't a good title, it just wasn't great. While I gave a scene by scene breakdown with ratings, I should also add that the montage of facials given in between the scenes was very hot. That alone makes it quite a worthy title. The sex in this title is fairly good, but it's on the rough side. So individuals who like dirty raunchy action and face smearing facials should definitely check this out. Those of you who prefer the condom wearing features of porn that is full of clean straight sex, should look elsewhere. Chico did quite a good job with this release and I look forward to seeing more of his work in the future.

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