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Cherry Pickers

Studio: Cherry Boxxx » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 3/3/04

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Cherry Pickers

Genre: Compilation

Cast: Shay Sweet, Chandler, Linda Diego, Dru Berrymore, Dee, Jill Kelly, Envy & others..

Length: 3 Hours 48 Minutes

Extras: Slide show. That's it.

Audio/Video: Quite simply, this looks like a bad port of a VHS tape. As with most compilations, the picture quality varies from scene to scene. Practically all of the scenes are hazy and have a softness to them. The audio, for the most part, isn't that great. It's far from clean and the sound is consistent with listening through mono television speakers. Also, there is an audible low hum on some scenes.

Scene 1:
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl. Doggystyle.
Condoms: Yep.
We begin this scene with a fairly attractive blond getting her feet licked and her toes sucked by some guy. This turns her on to the point that she starts masturbating while he's working her feet. He then makes his way up between her thighs and begins working it over with his tongue and fingers. Her moans[?] reminded me of fingernails scratching against a chalk board. Now it's her turn. She grabs him and gives him a pretty good oral workout. He lays on his back so she can sit on him for some reverse cowgirl [with a condom]. It doesn't last long until she on her knees for some deep doggy. The scene ends with a shot on her ass [right below a cool tattoo on her lower back]. At twelve minutes long, this scene seemed to be short on penetration. Other than her grating "moans", this girl was very much into the sex. And the crotchless fishnet stockings enhanced the mild heat I felt this scene delivered.

Scene 2: Jill Kelly, Eric Price & ???
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal. Lesbian.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Nope.
Jill is hot. She has an attractive face, a sexy body and she usually has some tanlines that don't quit. We waste no time as we see Jill giving Eric head as soon as the scene fades in. Eric asks someone off camera "Pretty nasty little cocksucker, huh?" I'm inclined to agree. Firsthand knowledge would confirm it, but for now i'll have to live vicariously through the magic of celluloid. Next up is some oral for Jill. Eric does an admirable job as he contorts her body in a couple of different positions while making sure his tongue never left her clit. As he begins giving Jill some condomless doggystyle, another female joins them. She helps Eric maintain the position as he guides him directly into Jill. As this second chick is licking Jill's ass, Eric pops out, so she begins deep throating him until he tells her to put him back inside of Jill. He then lifts up her left leg so Jill's now at an angle that this chick can lick Jill AND Eric while he's inside of Jill. Unfortunately, this is only a brief shot. It fades to Eric administering some anal doggystyle to Jill while the other chick is playing with herself [with some oral assistance from Jill]. Next up is some brief anal missionary. The scene ends with a dual blowjob from both ladies until Eric shoots SQUARE on the other chicks eye and face. Jill finishes him off. While the other chick wasn't that attractive, this was a HOT scene. It would've been SCORCHING HOT had it been with a more attractive female, but i'll survive. Gotta admit though, that shot to her eye was funny. The only technical problem this scene had was two spots where the camera briefly went out of focus.

Scene 3: ??? & Randy Spears
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Nope.
"I wanna be bad with you" this brunette beauty says. "Be bad. Yeah, be bad. Bad, bad" Randy replies, sounding almost like Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man. And who wouldn't? Next thing you know, her top comes off and so does his pants. This hot brunette delivers some great head which is followed by some condomless reverse cowgirl. Randy bends her over to give her some lengthy doggystyle. She then lays on her back for some missionary. This turns out to be the last position as Randy shoots right between her thighs. This scene was very HOT. This brunette has a VERY sexy body. Tanned, toned and thick, she was into this scene from the get-go. And Randy? Well, Randy's the consummate professional. So they BOTH delivered in this scene. I am wondering why Randy didn't go down on her, though. But not as much as i'm wondering about who this beauty was. Tag these scenes, CherryBoxxx!

Scene 4: ??? & Mike Horner
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Yep.
Right off the bat, I know i'm going to have a problem with this scene. Why's that? Well, based on the first few seconds alone, i'd LOVE to know who this actress is. Unfortunately, CherryBoxxx didn't see fit to tag 'em. Oh well. Let the review begin. After a quick sip of red wine, Mike decides to go after something that i'm sure was much sweeter...this brunette's thighs. After working his way up between her legs, he removes her panties with his teeth and then gets down to work with his tongue. He spends quite some time there before letting her give him some head. Damn she has some sexy eyes. After she's done with the head, she spreads her legs for some missionary [with a condom] from Mike. She then has him sit back so she can get on top for some reverse cowgirl. They both fall down on the couch sideways until Mike shoots on her stomach. ANOTHER HOT scene with a sexy brunette and a reliable industry vet. I do wish there were some more wide shots, but this scene still brought the heat.

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Scene 5:
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Cowgirl. Missionary. Doggystyle.
Condoms: Nope.
Right off the bat, I know i'm going to have a problem with this scene. Because i'd want to know who this actress is? Nope. Because the lighting in this scene is so TERRIBLE. Add to that the bad picture quality that this DVD has, and we've got trouble. I have to admit, bad lighting or not, this blonde has a nice body. Big, natural breasts. Thick thighs. And a willingness to please. What more could you ask for? When her co-star finally joins the picture, he heads straight for her chest. He briefly licks and sucks on her chest before he spreads he legs to lick and suck down there. After that, she give him some limp head. Her style was "limp", you say? No. HE was. For the majority of the time she was attempting to give him head. Only at the VERY end was there any semblance of stiffness. I guess he decided he wanted to strike while the iron was hot, since he grabs her and pulls her on top for some condomless cowgirl. Now that I see it, I take it back. It's not just her thighs that are thick. Her ass is too. And it's a lovely sight to watch it bounce up and down. He lifts her up and lays her on her back for some missionary as the annoying Casio music repeats YET AGAIN in the background. She then stands up and removes the dress she had around her waist. After it drops to the floor, she begins to lay back, but he stops her and make her give him some more limp head. She stops and gets on her knees as the annoying Casio music that seems to be looped repeats YET AGAIN in the background. He starts giving her some doggy. The scene ends with a limp facial. Poor girl. Let's see. What problems did I have with this scene? That annoying background music. The guy's lack of stiffness. The overabundance of red in this scene. See, the bed sheets were red and since the picture quality suffers from a bad dub and the lighting in the scene is so poor, there was just too much red. However, she was eager, had a nice body and definitely was there to fuck. [Even if her partner was lacking the essential tools to accomplish this]. She gets props for bringing the heat.

Scene 6: Envy & Randy Spears
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Missionary.
Randy lays a towel down on the bathroom counter and tells this lovely beauty "We'll do it right here." After sitting her on the towel, he spreads her legs and dives between 'em. While this is happening, they cut to the bathtub where Mike Horner is holding his breath underwater [perhaps this has something to do with scenes 3 and 4?]. After switching places, she gives Randy a pretty good blowjob. One quick cut later and Randy is giving her some missionary [with a condom]. He then gives her missionary anal before ending with a shot between the legs.. 

Scene 7:
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Yep.
"I am the G-Spot 3000. 35 years from now your son will lead a revolution against my kind. I'm here to alter that future. Don't be alarmed with the unusual wetness you're feeling in your pussy right now. My synthetic skin emits 25 times the normal amount of male pheromones....My sperm has been biogenetically programmed for your sterilization. Once I finished laughing, she got down to business by delivering a really good blowjob to the "G-Spot 3k". He returns the favor with some lengthy licking until the next cut shows her riding him [with a condom]. Question. If his "sperm has been biogenetically programmed for her sterilization", wouldn't wearing a condom interrupt those plans? Anyways. She rides him pretty damn good. They switch positions and she's now bent over getting hammered from behind. The annoying, LOUD background music has changed too. It's even MORE annoying now. Next up is some missionary before he shoots on her chest. Guess he failed his mission. This scene was hotter than I thought it would be. That was mainly due to the actress in this scene. She's got some killer eyes and a sexy body that she knows how to work. The only possible annoyance from this scene, plot faults aside, is the background music. A couple times during the beginning of this scene, it changed pitch. 

Scene 8: Dru Berrymore
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary.
Condoms: Nope.
Dru dives straight for his crotch and in no time is giving him a nasty blowjob [while the camera moves around to show her from behind]. When she's done, she straddles him for some condomless reverse cowgirl. . We're treated to some doggystyle before he lays her back for some missionary. This scene ends with a shot between her legs. VERY sexy...but very short!.

Scene 9: ???, ??? & Mike Horner
Acts Included: Lesbian. Oral.
Positions: 69.
Condoms: Umm...no.
The sexy chick from scene four is back. Yay! This time she's joined by a cute, busty blonde as Mike picks them up in his limo. After giving them some jewelry and brandy, the try to repay his kindness but Mike tells them that his therapist has told him he needs to be around girls without touching them. "But maybe, you could do each other to test me" And, with that, they're off! They take turns licking each other until it turns into a 69. They both did an admirable job, but the sight of the brunette grinding against the blonde's face was TOO much. Mike was feeling it too - which he made evident by hitting his crotch a couple of times. The girls noticed this and started to attack him. The limo driver noticed this and reminded him of what the therapist said. Right after that, they cut the scene. This was a HOT scene that, due to the abrupt cut, was a disappointment. What sex there was in this scene, gets a definite thumbs up, however, I can't help but wonder if it went on. And for how long.

Scene 10:
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Cowgirl. Missionary.
Condoms: Nope.
We join the action in progress as the couple are making out in a gazebo. She quickly goes down to give him a blowjob. He reciprocates with a pretty good tonguing. Once she's had enough, she sits him down and gets on top for some condomless cowgirl. We then cut to some missionary anal before the scene ends with a shot to her fantastic chest This was a hot scene. Unfortunately, it suffered from HORRIBLE editing. In fact, it fades right as she starts doing herself with a clear dildo. For shame, Cherryboxxx. 

Scene 11:
Acts Included: Oral. Lesbian.
Condoms: See scene 9.
Two sexy, tanned blondes with HOT bodies.  


Rubbing, caressing & licking their bodies near a waterfall.  

Need I say more? 

Oh yeah, there was also some penetration in the form of a dildo, but it wasn't nearly enough. It would've been better had it involved a DVD Talk Adult reviewer. Oh well. Perhaps if there's a sequel...

Scene 12:
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggystyle.
Condoms: Nope.
We join our couple butt naked on a very small bed. She spreads her legs so he can give her some oral. When he's done, she gets on top of her so she can deliver a reclining blowjob while he fingers her. She gets on her knees so he could give her some condomless doggystyle. After this, she lays on her side so he can continue doing her from behind. He says something to her that I can't quite make out, and before you know it, he's giving her some anal doggystyle before ending with a shot to her face. This was a pretty good scene. The music was annoying, but the girl was real cute and she had a tight body with a nice ass.. 

Scene 13: Dee & Steve Drake
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Cowgirl. Doggystyle.
Condoms: Yep.
After being reassured by Steve that they had "all the time in the world", Dee gets on top of Steve and removes her robe. Next shot we see is Dee getting some slow head and fingering. She flips him over and starts giving him a two-handed blowjob. Unfortunately, this is interrupted by Steve putting on a condom before Dee gets on top for some cowgirl. After that, she bends over for some doggystyle before ending the scene with a shot to Dee's mouth. This was a real good scene. In my opinion, Dee always brings the heat.

Scene 14: ??? & Ron Jeremy
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary.
Ron is dressed like Elvis for some reason [the VEGAS Elvis, obviously]. After a little strip tease, she spreads her legs so "the King" can munch on something other than peanut butter & banana sandwiches. He follows this up with some missionary [with a condom]. Cut to "the King" on his knees getting a blowjob from this cute blonde. And how would you follow that? With some doggystyle, of course. Followed by some missionary anal before ending the scene with a shot to her face. This blonde was very cute and very into the sex. I give her major points for keeping her eyes open during the missionary sex. Don't get me wrong, Ron seems like a nice guy and I respect his both, his length of time in the industry and other lengths too, but, with that gut, some shots were painful. All in all, he's still the man, she's hot and this was a good scene.

Scene 15: ??? & Mike Horner
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Missionary. Doggystyle.
Let me start off by saying I don't find this chick attractive. Not in the least. Mike, however, doesn't share my opinion. He's devouring her like a Nathan's hot dog eating contestant. Funny I should mention "hot dogs", since directly after stripping and licking this chick, Mike gets a "weak" blowjob. Since it was average at best, Mike lifts her onto the counter, lays her back and spreads her legs for some missionary [with a condom]. After that is some QUICK doggy right before he shoots on her ass. Blah.

Scene 16:
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Missionary. Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Nope.
In contrast to the previous scene, I find this buxom brunette beauty to be very HOT. The tanlines are just an added bonus. And, the guy in this scene apparently agrees with me, since he wastes no time in stripping her down to dive between her legs. And MAN can she spread them wide. This girl is so hot, that, as he fumbles with taking off his pants, she starts biting him though his pants. While I wasn't too impressed with her oral skills, the condomless sex more than made up for it. First up was some missionary [again, with her legs spread WIDE]. This was then followed by some doggystyle. The scene ended with some brief anal reverse cowgirl before a shot to her mouth. This scene generated much heat for me. Again, her oral skills weren't that great, but she definitely knew what to do when she was penetrated.  

Scene 17:
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary.
This blonde starts stripping down in front of a hobo. Once her top is off, she grabs the bottle of Jack Daniels he'd been drinking and pours some of it onto her chest. He IMMEDIATELY dives for her chest and start licking it off. [At this point, i'm not sure if he's interested in her or the JD]. It must be her, since the next cut has her nude, lying on her back and getting a tongue lashing from him. I guess what they say about alcohol impeding your ability to get an erection is true, since he seems to have trouble maintaining an erection [even thought she's just about swallowed him whole -- which, come to think of it, wouldn't be that hard to do if one is limp]. After she's done, he gets up onto the table nearby and lays down so she can straddle him for some condomless reverse cowgirl. She gets off of him [and the table] and then bends over for some doggy. Missionary turns out to be the final position of the scene The final position of this scene is missionary. It ends with a weak shot to her mouth. Poor girl. She deserved better.

Concluding Words: There are some really hot scenes, and chicks, on this disc, unfortunately it suffers from a bad transfer. Part of me would like to give it the Highly Recommended it deserves, but the transfer, as well as bad editing on some scenes, knock it down to a mere Rent It.

However, from a personal point of view, the majority of these scenes and actresses were hot. If you've read the review, and realize that this is FAR from DVD quality, the content and the actresses make this disc worth the $7.95 that AdultDVDEmpire.com is charging.

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