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Ass Slaves

Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/14/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Ass Slaves


Genre: Anal

Director: Pat Myne

Cast: Ashley Long, Lee Stone, Elizabeth Heeps, Pascal St. James, Renee Porneo, Dave Hardman, Ciera Sage, Alaura Eden, Ashley Blue, Mark Ashley

Length: 122 minutes

Date of Production: 9/24/2003 (box), 5/15/2003 through 6/3/2003 (credits)

Extra's: 21.5 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage, trailers, photogallery, cumshot recap, paper catalog, cardboard DVD slip cover, spam

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the industry standard 1.33:1 full frame color, as originally shot. While there was some grain, it was minimal and the same held true for the video noise. The lighting wasn't perfect but it was pretty well done and the picture reflected that fact. The audio was presented in stereo English and while the mix varied a bit, the moans and groans were easily hear once the action started. Overall, the technical qualities were well done.

Body of Review: Now that famed porn performer Pat Myne has quit working in front of the camera and sticks to directing, providing such hits as Terrible Teens, Metro is banking on his ability to provide an edgier look to their once weak outings. With almost every company chasing the most extreme sexual practices they can (to compete, they tell me), Pat's unique vision seems a godsend to the once flailing company in these times and his latest release is Ass Slaves. The show focuses on anal sex and some bizarre practices such as ass to mouth (ATM), ass to other gal's mouth (ATOGM) and anal creampies. There is a bit of tease in each scene, the gals all wear fetish attire, and none shy away from anal sex. There is no plot and acting is kept to a minimum so if you want to see some honeys going at it, read the following scene breakdown:

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Scene One: Ashley, a tall blonde with a magnificent ass (who doesn't mind it being used too), started this movie off by posing in a fishnet outfit. I didn't like her make-up job here (the cheap look is not for high end productions in my opinion) but she was looking fit and trim. She masturbated for the camera, using a glass dildo and her fingers, both of which she licked clean (from each hole). Her partner for the scene was the massive Lee, a guy that could outmuscle almost anyone in porn, and the sex started with her blowing him. He used his might to lift her up and go down on her in an outside down 69 position and soon started nailing her pussy, then ass, in a few positions. Ashley liked it a bit rough and didn't shy away from licking him clean out of her ass (ATM) and the scene ended with a big facial. The energy for the scene was high and the chemistry pretty good too.

Scene Two: Elizabeth, an average looking brunette with a cute accent, seemed to be an attention whore. Her outfit consisted of a little crop top, pink panties, and fishnet stockings, a good choice, but also an anal plug the size of her wrist. After displaying her body for Pat, she went right into the sex with Pascal boning her ass on a yellow couch. There didn't look to be a whole lot of friction (maybe the anal plug stretched her out too much) and he went back and forth between her ass and pussy as he spanked her. She dutifully did some ATM but it seemed more like she was hanging on than actively pushing back during the sex. This scene was different in that he came inside her (a creampie) and we got to watch it drip out. (ewww)

Scene Three: Renee, a brunette with a curvy body, shapely ass, and pierced nipples, wore a neon pink fishnet top, and black leather short shorts, both of which accentuated her figure. She displayed her body to full effect and was joined by porn veteran Dave after she used an anal plug on herself. She did some ATM with her fingers and then choked down his small penis before they boned in a couple positions. They went to anal in no time and did some more ATM before a moderate pop shot to her face. This was not my favorite scene of the batch but it was okay.

Scene Four: Ciera, a gal with an ass that would make John Stagliano weep with joy, had her scene this time. Her face was attractive and the killer fishnets she wore really turned me on but her fleshy rump was her best asset. She followed the formula of putting herself on display during some tease footage and masturbated a bit using a big anal plug. Her partner was Dave and she went right to work blowing him when he came into the room. Dave hammered her pussy as she gave him some dirty talk but she suffered from the same limitations of Elizabeth in that she didn't seem to be all that physically active when taking the penis in either her pussy or ass. Fans of ATM will like that she sucked a mean cock, even coated with her own ass juice (eww) but I think they'll like her performance more than I did due to her appearing to be unable to handle the moderate sized penis in her ass as well. It ended when he rubbed out a small load into her mouth after an anal creampie.

Scene Five: Ashley and Alaura were the two featured gals on the front DVD cover. They wore those charming little outfits as they worked Mark's bone to the…well, bone. Each took turns with it and there was some real energy between this trio as they shared their bodies in an effort to get one another off. The gals did a lot of anal antics, from ATM to ATOGM (ass to other gals mouth) and took him with ease in any hole they offered. Besides the obvious energy, they also seemed to share some chemistry, as though they picked their own partners this time. At the end of the scene, the semen was licked up off the ass and all of them appeared to get off a couple of times.

Summary: For fans of anal sex, I'm rating this as Highly Recommended although the rest of you might want to rent it first. Each gal looked good enough to bone, the sex was usually energetic, and the show provided a lot of fuck for the buck with high end production values, making Ass Slaves a treat for circus act sex fans.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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