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Dangerous Lives of Blondes 2

Studio: Legend Video » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 3/17/04

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The Dangerous Lives of Blondes 2

Director: Jerome Tanner

Date of Production: 12/11, 12, 14/2003

Length: 1 hour 21 minutes

Genre: Feature

Cast: Kimberly Kane, Jodie Moore, Sophia, Holly Hollywood, Ava Vincent, Kurt Lockwood, Joel Lawrence, Ben English, Mr. Pete, Steve Holmes

Video/Audio: The video is presented in 1.33:1 color. The quality of the video is decent with a small amount of grain present. I noticed some, not many, blocky spots during a few of the faster scenes. The stereo presentation of the audio is clear and crisp.

Extras: Backstage, Bio's, Still Gallery

The DVD: The DVD is put together fairly well. The design needs a little work, but the navigation and chapter breaks are both good. The chapters are broken down to oral, straight, anal, and cum so you can jump to the specific act you want to see. There is a button called more action on the main menu, don't try that one out. It's nothing but phone sex ads. The main menu has a glitch with the replay and the buttons. It looks like the settings for the menu repeat weren't properly set, so the video goes back to before the button text appears each time.

Review: I know there are several people out there that are thinking, "What if blondes jokes were played out on video?" Well, Jerome Tanner has put together a sex comedy just for you. There probably aren't any new jokes for you, but it's funny to see some "classics" come to life. The addition of some pretty cute blondes to act the jokes out is always a bonus, let's see what's up.

Scene Breakdown:

Scene 1: Kimberly Kane, Steve Holmes
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, PTM, Facial
Positions Used: Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Standing Doggy
Kimberly Kane

Kimberly is at the DMV to make a complaint about the driver's license she received. It seems as if they made a mistake on her "grading" of and "F" under the sex column. Steve tries to explain to her that it's not a grade but she cuts him off and demands to be re-tested. First things first, her clothes come off and his head is between her legs to get a closer inspection including a little tongue and finger action. She advances to the next section and passes the oral presentation with flying colors before letting Steve test drive her in a few positions. The exam "cums" to an end when Kim's face is all messy.

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OK scene. Kim looks good, but the sex could use a little more heat.

Scene 2: Jodie Moore, Mr. Pete
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions Used: Doggy, Missionary, Spoon
Jodie Moore

As Ava stares at a frozen orange juice can that "tells" her to concentrate, Jodie comes in with her hispanic friend to work on a little homework (she has to do an essay). Once Ava leaves, Jodie starts her homework off by spreading her legs to offer Pete a snack. All of the hard work has made Jodie crave something to suck on, so Pete helps her out by letting her blow his cock. Once both have fulfilled their oral duties, they get into some straight and anal sex in a few different positions on the couch. The "Essay" finishes on Jodie's face to close the scene.

OK scene. Once again, looks great, but lacks the heat.

Scene 3: Sophia, Ben English
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions Used: Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Standing Doggy

Sophia falls for the "I want you for a friend" line from Mike Horner in this little scene. A few moments later, she's going down, getting quite messy, on the friend Mike wanted her for. Sophia gets a little bit of head in return from Ben, before he fucks her hard all over the booth and table in a restaurant. Ben goes fast and hard until he can't hold it any longer then splashes Sophia's face with some after dinner cream. Sophia does a little post cum clean up on his dick before the scene fades out.

Nice scene. Great energy from both parties in this scene

Scene 4: Holly Hollywood, Joel Lawrence
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions Used: Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy
Holly Hollywood

Holly is smart, she knows the "capital" of Arizona is "A". She also knows that Joel wants something from her, so she has him make a few suggestions before she agrees on giving him a blowjob. The tables turn when Holly lays back to get some head from Joel before letting him go a little further than the agreed upon bj. They go at it in various positions before he unloads on her smiling face.

Nice scene. Holly was very playful and seemed to be into the scene which was fun to watch.

Scene 5: Ava Vincent, Kurt Lockwood
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions Used: Reverse Cowgirl, Standing Doggy, Missionary
Ava Vincent

After breaking up with the basketball team, Ava starts dating the football team. She shows up for a train involving a few of the players, but Kurt, being the team captain, takes her all to himself. The action quickly moves to oral, first for him then for her, before they get it on. Ava takes the extra point field goal directly on the face before the credits roll.

Good scene. Decent energy.

Overall Thoughts: The Dangerous Lives of Blondes 2 is a pretty good sex comedy that delivers on the jokes more than the sex. None of the scenes are terrible, but there could have been a little "more" in a few of them. Scenes 3 and 4 stood out from the rest of the pack. Sophia's scene was just more intense than the others and Holly's playfulness throughout her scene made it better. The jokes are fun with some of them playing better than others. It seems like the crew had fun with their roles. Some of the women played up the "dumb blonde" stereotype more than others, but it never got out of hand or too ridiculous, so it's a fun watch.

I wouldn't recommend the movie solely on it's sex scenes, but the overall goofiness of the jokes and acting add to the movie enough to head out and Rent It.

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