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Azz Fest 2

Studio: Video Team » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 3/17/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Gonzo

Cast: Lauren Phoenix, Ayana Angel, Bella Marie Wolfe, Serena South, Fire, Ice LaFox, Kurt Lockwood, Brett Rockman & Brian Surewood

Length: 2 Hours. 27 Minutes.

Extras: Behind the Scenes [18m] - This was pretty entertaining. Not just a "behind the scenes" feature, it was made up of  bloopers, deleted scenes and some silly stuff.   

Audio/Video: The video is 1.33:1 and the presentation was very sharp and consistent with features shot on video. The audio was clear and presented in 2-channel stereo.


Scene 1: Lauren Phoenix
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggy. Cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl. Double Penetration.
Condoms: Nope.
Lauren states on her website that she's the "horniest bitch alive". After watching this scene, I think she might be telling the truth. When we meet her, she's wearing a neon green fishnet outfit with a "cutoff" jean skirt. She shimmies her way through the house until she meets up with Brett & Brian. After doing away with her "skirt", she begins blowing them both. Deep. She continues blowing Brian as Brett bends her over and begins doing her from behind. After Brian takes a couple stabs, Brett sits down so Lauren can ride him. Next up is some lengthy double penetration which Lauren handles like a pro. When Brian pulls out, she gets back on top of Brett for some reverse anal cowgirl that quickly turns into another double penetration. Unfortunately, this is the last position before Lauren takes a double shot to the face that leaves her blinded. Literally. This scene was hot. Lauren is sexy and has a nice thick ass and some killer thighs. She handled everything that Brett & Brian put on her, and I have a feeling she could've handled a lot more.

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Scene 2: Ayana Angel
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Reverse Cowgirl. Doggy. Spoon. Missionary.
Condoms: Nope.
Next up is a sexy sista named Ayana. Apparently, she and Lauren must shop at the same store since Ayana is sporting the same fishnet outfit accented with some booty shorts. She's showing off her great ass while posing on a couch. As she's smacking it, Kurt walks over to her and whips out his dick. It's not long before it's in her mouth. After a brief blowjob, she bends over while Kurt fingers her. He gets behind her and asks if she wants some "white boy dick". Two guesses what her answer is [And "no" doesn't count]. He starts doing her doggystyle. She pauses to blow him some more before he resumes doing her from behind. While inside of her, Kurt grabs a purple anal intruder and puts it in her ass. Apparently, that's not good enough for Ayana. The next shot has her sucking on the intruder while Kurt starts spooning her anally. After a while, he pulls out and sits down so Ayana can get on top for some reverse anal cowgirl. Cut to Ayana on her back with her legs spread wide for some missionary anal before the scene ends with a shot to Ayana's willing mouth. Two hot scenes in a row. We're on a roll here.

Scene 3: Bella Marie Wolfe
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Missionary. Doggystyle. Cowgirl. Reverse Cowgirl. 
Condoms: Nope.
Bella Marie begins this scene by smacking her thick, round ass as she walks over to a table that has a dildo on it. She grabs the foot-long monstrosity and shoves it in her mouth. ALL of it. She then walks it over to a couch where she briefly wraps her other set of lips around it. Once she's done, she crawls over to Kurt, who asks if she's "ready to be fucked." He fingers her a bit before they head back over to the couch where Bella Marie gives him a blowjob. The girl has got SKILLS. Next, Kurt sits on the couch so Bella Marie can ride him. At one point she starts to get off of him so she can lick his dick. However, as she's doing this, she unintentionally hits the cameraman with her foot. She looks into the camera and throws her hands up and proclaims "I get crazy." A minute or two more of cowgirl and then Bella Marie switches up for some reverse cowgirl. During her ride, she squirts a couple of times - hitting the cameraman. After some negotiation, Bella Marie bends over so Kurt can give her some anal doggy. Kurt gives it a good 2-3 minute workout, before Bella Marie gets back on top for some reverse cowgirl. Four minutes later, she's on the floor with her legs in the air while Kurt is still in her ass. After the director asks for at least a minute more of straight fucking, Bella Marie hits the couch once more and resumes the position. The scene ends with Bella Marie on the floor right before Kurt shoots, rather weakly, on Bella Marie's face. This was a scorching scene. Bella has the looks and the body and a craving for things long and hard. Then again, the same can be said of all the girls on this disc so far.

Scene 4: Serena South
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal.
Positions: Missionary. Reverse cowgirl. Spoon. Cowgirl. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Nope.
Serena leads us from her balcony to her bedroom, smacking her thick ass along the way. As she's bending over on the bed, Kurt [him again?!?] walks in and begins licking her exposed ass. After sitting on his face for a little while, she returns the favor with a blowjob. She lays back so Kurt can give her some condomless missionary. Next up is some deep, penetrating cowgirl. There's also some brief reverse cowgirl before she lays on her side for some spooning. After more missionary on the floor, Serena gets back on the bed and bends over for doggy before Kurt shoots with her help. I was surprised he didn't aim for her. Comparatively speaking, this scene was good, but it didn't reach the bar set by the previous three ladies on this disc. Serena's a cute girl, yes, with a thick ass, but I wasn't feeling her aggressiveness as much as the other ladies. 

Scene 5: Fire & Ice LaFox
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Doggystyle. Missionary. Cowgirl. Reverse Cowgirl. 
Condoms: Nope.
Ice is the initial reason I wanted to watch this disc. I've seen two other flicks that she's been in, and besides being a cute Latina and having a sexy ass, she frequently brings the heat to her scenes. Here, she's teamed up with Fire, who rivals her in sheer diameter of ass with slightly bigger breasts. The final scene of the disc begins with Fire & Ice assuming the position as they stand up against the wall. Both ladies are wearing very sexy thigh high boots while they rub, grab and smack their asses - and each other's. They begin making out on a bed, as Brett walks in. After he drops his pants and whips his dick out, both ladies attack it orally for a while until Ice bends over for Brett to give her some brief doggystyle [with some assistance from Fire]. Ice gives Brett a quick blowjob before he walks over to a chair and sits down so Fire can get on top for some reverse cowgirl. As Fire's riding, Ice sits on Brett's face for a quickie licking. Once Fire stops riding, Ice gets on for some cowgirl. Now, Ice, like most of these girls on this disc, has a real thick ass [the name of the disc is Azz Fest...get it?]. To see her ass bounce on Brett brought a tear to my eye as it was a thing of beauty. Alas, the beauty was short-lived since, a brief two minutes later, Brett is seen giving a bent-over Fire some doggystyle. After giving Ice some vertical missionary, both girls bend over on the couch and Brett takes turns doing them from behind.  This back and forth goes on for a couple of minutes before Brett shoots on both girl's mouths. Hot. Hot. Hot.

Concluding Words: This disc was hot. Blazing hot. Ice LaFox was the initial reason for reviewing this disc, but all of the girls were just as attractive and they definitely didn't have a problem giving their moneymakers a workout. Van Styles has assembled a fantastic cast and, most importantly, he does a great job with the camerawork. He balances out each 25+ minute scene with a variety of shots, both wide and close, and the camera is pretty steady. A BIG plus in my book.

If I had to pick one slight negative, and my girlfriend agrees, it would be the lack of background music in the scenes. Not that I minded hearing the girls moan or talk dirty, but I think it would've benefited from some sort of background loop.

The performances, audio/video quality and Van Styles' direction give this disc a very enthusiastic Highly Recommended.

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