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Teanna Kai's the Masseuse

Studio: Baby Doll Pictures » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 3/20/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Straight

Director: Rick Davis

Cast: Rhiannon Bray, Pason, Sharon Wild, Loni, Teanna Kai, Layla, Rose, Dick Delaware, Sergio, Dick Tracy, John West

Length: 2 Hours 2 Minutes

Production Date: December 2003

Extras: Photo Gallery

Audio/Video: The video was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The picture quality was fairly decent with a slight grain in the picture, which resulted in a slightly fuzzy look. However, this fuzzy look did not interfere with viewing pleasure. The audio was presented in 2-channel stereo and sounded very clear and crisp.

Body of Review: Not too long ago Teanna Kai signed a six feature contract with Baby Doll Pictures. In this contract, Teanna will be featured along with several other hot babes. Teanna Kai's The Masseuse marks the second release in this six contract deal. The first release was Teanna Kai's Perfect Pink, be sure to check it out. In Teanna Kai's The Masseuse, we are blest with Teanna and six additional gals in four boy/girl and two girl/girl scenes. The story is pretty easy going, Dick Tracy, John West, Dick Delaware, Sergio, Rose, and Layla visit Teanna's massage parlor for a "deep tissue massage". Needless to say, they all get very special treatment. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Rhiannon Bray
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Sixty Nine, Missionary, Doggie
Condoms: No
Dick Tracy shows up at the massage parlor a bit late. He was stuck in traffic, but fortunately Rhiannon's 3 o'clock canceled. Rhiannon then takes Dick into the back for his massage. The massage starts off pretty harmless, but eventually Rhiannon starts the "groin" massage, where she jerks him off. The action continues with Rhiannon sucking him off, where they eventually move into a sixty nine position. Next they engage in straight sex. The scene ends with a facial. This was a very hot scene. Rhiannon gave quite an exciting performance, with a superb oral bit and some very heated sex.

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Scene 2: Pason
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
In this scene John West shows up for a massage. He's sore from lifting weights and makes a point to repeat his name and that he needs a massage. Pason, a cute redhead gal with a great body, claims to be the owner of the massage parlor, but really Teanna plays the part of owner. She takes John to a bedroom for his massage. She asks him to strip down and she starts to leave the room. John not being shy, asks her to stay. While Pason gives John a massage, he inquiries if she ever gets massaged. She says no and John goes for the gold. The action starts with John eating her out, which is followed by a blow job. Next the pair engages in straight sex. The scene ends with a facial. This was another hot scene. The oral sex was hot and so was the sex.

Scene 3: Sharon Wild
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Dick Delaware has arrived for his 5 o'clock appointment, a deep tissue massage. Sharon takes him into the back, where she gives him a very short massage on a leather couch. Dick is hard as a rock and Sharon wastes no time to get it in her mouth. Dick then eats her out, before they engage in straight sex. The scene ends with the cum shot on Sharon's stomach. This was another excellent scene. The opening oral was very high paced and enjoyable. Similarly the sex was mind numbingly good. The only issue was that Dick was very vocal during the scene, with a lot of "oh yeah, that it", "oh yeah, there we are", "oh yeah, there it is", and so on. This was slightly annoying.

Scene 4: Loni
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Sergio arrives at the massage parlor for a 6 o'clock deep tissue massage. Loni takes him into the back, another bed, where she freaks out when Sergio strips off his clothes in front of her. She begins to massage his back and when he flips over, she shrieks at the sight of his dick. Slowly, she warms up to him. Sergio upgrades his massage to include oral action. Loni begins to kiss his chest and works her way down south. After she sucks him off, he eats her out. Next they engage in straight sex. The scene ends with a facial. Loni is a very attractive gal, who had a very hot scene. She had a very impressive oral bit and some very hot sex.

Scene 5: Teanna Kai, Rose
Acts Included: Oral, Toys
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Rose shows up for her massage, but her masseuse Rick isn't at work. Rose still wants her deep tissue massage, so Teanna fills in for Rick. Once in the back, Rose strips down and lets Teanna go to town. During the massage, Teanna grabs Rose's breasts and asks if it's okay if she sucks them. Rose complies and the two girl really start their scene. After, the two girls suckle each other's breasts, they have oral sex. During which, they employ the use of toys. This scene was populated by two very hot big breasted Asian gals. The end result was a very hot scene. Teanna and Rose's girl/girl scene was done very well. I especially enjoyed watching the two suck on each other's breasts.

Scene 6: Teanna Kai, Layla
Acts Included: Oral, Toys
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Rose wasn't Rick's only appointment for the day, as Layla is looking for him. Teanna volunteers to take care of Layla and is quite confident that she can provide Layla the pleasure she desires. Layla agrees and they had into the back. During the massage, Teanna asks if Layla wants her to show her something new. This is when the action starts and the two gals have oral sex. A bit into the oral sex, Teanna pulls out a strap-on dildo and rails Layla. I'm not a fan of strap-on toys; they resemble she-males too much in my mind. This scene started off pretty well, but I lost all interest once the strap-on appeared. I must say, I am quite amazed, since I generally find Layla very unattractive. Lalya in this scene looked very hot.

Concluding Words: The feature's plot of the massage parlor, where you get sex is a fairly played out concept. However, it still can be a very erotic fantasy (or real life situation) to follow. Unfortunately, the acting necessary to pull that off wasn't present in this feature. Fortunately, that isn't the key seller. This title was comprised of a wonderful looking cast, all of whom performed very well. I was very happy with this title. If you're looking for a title with hot action, this is right for you. I highly recommend you add this to your ever growing library.

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