Who's Your Daddy? 4

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Greg Alves

Co-Director/interviewer/behind the scenes/editor: Mike Quasarman McCormick

Cast: Cytherea, Mark Davis, Jayna Woods, Mark Wood, Cherry Poppens, Michael Stefano, Alberto Rey, Kimberly Kane, Penelope, Steve Hooper, Christie, Kurt Lockwood, Kelly Kline, Richard Raymond

Length: 128.5 minutes

Date of Production: 11/11/2003 to 12/11/2003 (box), 11/11/2003 to 12/4/2003 (credits)

Extra's: Bonus scene with Kelly Kline and Richard Raymond (her significant other), photogallery, 13 minutes of strip tease footage by the gals, cumshot loop, ~10 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage by Mike, double sided DVD cover

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, the current standard for porn. Like a number of other releases by Zero Tolerance, the picture looked slightly faded, even compared to some of the BTS footage. I don't think it had much to do with the videography (I spoke to Mike about it) so much as the mastering but something was slightly off. There was a bit of grain, some video noise, and a few compression artifacts (mid way through the DVD, it broke up for a few seconds) but it wasn't terrible. The audio was presented in stereo English with little dynamic range or separation between the channels but fine for the type of feature this was. I do wish the audio on the vocals were a bit more consistent but that wasn't a major factor once the sex began.

Body of Review: Zero Tolerance is a company that advertises they have zero tolerance for: dumb fucking dialogue, ugly bitches, stretch marks, Tijuana boob jobs, stupid tattoos, fake orgasms, limp cocks, weak pop shots, hookers who hate fucking, sorry ass suitcase pimps, crack whores, and bad pornography. In Who's Your Daddy? 4, Director Greg Alves provided 7 scenes of carnal pleasure that centered on attractive young gals with a taste for hardcore sex. There were no condoms used and the format was a short interview before getting right down to business. The minimal interview was with cameraman Mike Quasar who'd ask whether the gals had suitcase pimps waiting for them, biker tattoos, if they were crack whores and such. In all, it was pretty funny. Here's a quick breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Cytherea, the well-known queen of "squirting", had a scene on the couch with Mark Davis. Granted, this tried and true porn stud is probably old enough to be her father but they looked nothing alike (a good thing) so none of you should be dropping a dime on Zero Tolerance about incest movies. They played a bit with him spending some time massaging her crotch, and feeding her a taste of her juices, and she pissed all over the place (more than once). She then blew him, with no hands before riding him hard. They switched positions a few times (where I got to see the horrible bruise on his tailbone) and he ended it with a facial to her lovely face.

Scene Two: Jayna, an attractive gal with light brown hair, had a scene with Mark Wood (no relation although I admit it's pretty funny given the title and their age difference) on a bed. They kissed a bit and he rubbed her crotch and ass to warm her up. He also spanked her lightly a few times before she gave him a good blowjob. They screwed in several positions and she seemed to emote a fair amount of excitement until he blew his nuts all over her abdomen.

Scene Three: Cherry, a little redhead with a couple pounds of baby fat still on her (it looked good, I assure you), did a striptease outdoors rather than give an interview. The scene then went to a bedroom where she, Michael and Alberto, were getting busy. Maybe one of them was supposed to be her stepfather, in any case, she slobbed Michael's knob while Alberto went down on her and then the two guys took turns boning her. Eventually, she did anal and then a DP (double penetration). Michael disappeared for a while but returned to drop his load on her face after which, Alberto jerked a load onto her ass.

Scene Four: Kimberly Kane, a gal that claimed to be wanted in ten states for murder when asked, reverted to the interview format and then had a scene with Mark Wood on a couch in the living room. He rubbed her crotch while they kissed and she gave him an energetic blowjob in return. The two then showed a whole lot of energy while screwing, both of them working their butts off, in several positions and it ended with him jerking off to her face. I'd like her better with longer hair but she could be bald if she'll keep having such energetic sex on camera.

Scene Five: Penelope, a lean gal with light hair (I'm told it's bleached), started off by stripping on the railing with some nice scenery in the background (it was outdoors). All of a sudden, she was inside with Steve on a couch, with him savoring the moment about to occur. Her all natural body was impressive and while I prefer a bit more meat on their bones, she had it going on. She gave a fair blowjob (not one I'd turn away but not one I'd recommend watching a bunch either) and then they did the deed on the couch. She called him daddy a few times but he doesn't look as old as the other guys (her tattoos make her look older too). He finished it off by jerking his small load on her face.

Scene Six: Christie, a strawberry blonde claiming to be nineteen years old, was the one gracing the front DVD cover, answered Mike's questions while smoking a cigarette (he caught her coming in the front door) and seemed ready to have sex with Kurt. They pawed each other on the couch with him spending some time sucking her nice, perk breasts before playing with her ass cheeks. He then went down on her and seemed to heat her up a bunch, after which, she attacked his man-meat. Her oral was also talented, using her hand in corkscrew fashion to get him extra hard, before they boned a bit in several positions. She was very vocal, asking for him to nail her harder several times, and he willingly obliged. She cleaned his penis with her mouth a couple of times and then took the mouthful of semen like a champion.

Bonus Scene: Kelly, a cutie that is very new to the business and her real life lover Richard, had a scene on the couch. I met them both and they seemed like a really nice couple but I'm glad that when the cameras were rolling, they seemed very nasty as well. She blew him, then rode him in several positions, tasting her juices off his penis a bit. He massaged her asshole a little but never porked her there if that's your thing. They seemed to have fun but his pop shot was a bit forced, almost as if he had to squeeze it out, and it ended up on her face. I thought it curious that they spelled his name wrong on the back DVD cover but that's life.

Summary: In general, I like this series a lot and think Mike does a good job with it. I thought Volume 3 was a lot of fun and while not all of the performances here were great, even the worse showed some measure of pleasure. I'm going to rate this one as Recommended for all its good points, only subtracting a bit for the lack of consistent heat and technical values. The series has proven to be a feather in the cap for Zero Tolerance and I hope they spend a bit more time and energy improving it in the future.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.