The M.I.L.F. Two guys pull to a house in their car, where the woman they are looking for lives. They go to the door and ring the bell. A cute woman answers. We don't get her name or anything about her except that she is 31. Not too old really, even for the 24 year old Fellipe. Regardless, she has pretty face, long brown hair. They move onto a bed where she starts sucking him off. The two go into 69, with her squeling quite a bit. She's pretty loud at times but it all seems very exaggerated. While in reverse cowgirl she spins on his dick and goes into cowgirl for a little while until he flips her over into missionary. The positions are given plenty of well shot attention, and ends with a pop to her chest. Usually it's the guy that will ruin a scene with his rambling or continuous grunts, but here the woman did it all and Felipe hardly says a word. Her squeeling and yelling is so bad that I pressed the mute button. It wasn't a sexy moaning and groaning just outright screaming. I like this scene for its clean, amateur look and decent changeup. But the girl did it in for me.

The guys do some more ridiculous stunts including jumping off roofs, eating a bug and keg rolling and trying to set Drunky on fire. Probably the funniest moment is when they run him down with a four wheeler and untap the keg shooting beer all over the garage. After a few minutes of this we cut to a hotel room with a bunch of guys hanging out. They're just shooting the breeze until one of the girls arrives. Jayla comes in with her friend Autumn. Jayla is not my type. An okay, young looking girl, she has a nice slim, body but not particularly attractive. Autumn is her heavier friend who is just along to watch and offer moral support. Jayla's man for the scene is Porno Joe, also a young decent looking fella. They immediately start kissing, and taking each others shirts off. Jayla is completely shaved, with very small breasts. There is some mutual oral gratification, which Jayla does very well, before the vaginal acts. Jayla takes a nice long ride on Porno Joe, moving up and down alternating speeds. Great camera closeups and full shots make this a good scene. The two do a good routine, but unlike the last scene neither one make a noise. The girl was pretty passive, not going out of her way to get into the scene, but it was still enjoyable.

Drunky the bear is hungover this morning and the guys lure him outside to drink more beer. The get him to stand on top of a cooler that is tied to a truck. When they drive off the rope comes loose and after a few failed attempts they finally do what was intended and yank poor Drunky off his feet. There are more shenannigans here, most painful is when a Andy Treehorn smacks his head on the street after jumping from the back of a truckbed. Then comes the sex. A nice looking, wide hipped girl comes to the house to shag with Fellipe. Faith is a girl with just a tiny bit of extra meat. She has fake tits, but hide hips and a great behind. She's very excited about sucking Fellipe's dick, and not forgeting the sac. When Fellipe starts to give it to her, she moans softly and plays with her shaved pussy. Faith gets pretty hot and seems to enjoy working her hips to his memeber. When they are in reverse cowgirl, Fellipe pushes her off and spews on the bed. But they come back a second time. She's more vocal this time, as he pumps at her. Ends with a mild facial she doesn't look to happy about.

More rough housing with the guys, including a backyard brawl and James peeing on TC's leg. The fighting goes on longer than necessary. We then jump to a gorgeous, young blonde on a bed with a dildo in her (how's that for a seguay). She starts stroking the dick of the guy lying next to her and then gives him a hot looking BJ. A lot of time is spent with oral pleasure, which was fine with me because this girl was what I expected in this film, foxy and very fit. Unfortunately, there is very little screwing here. They do some nice, hot missionary, a pop to her stomach and then they come back for some more. The second time around is much more exciting because there are more positions. Ends with a cumshot on her ass.

The final scene begins with the guys hanging around outside at a barbecue. Not much happens here so we go to the bedroom pretty quickly. The next girl is a blonde with red streaks in her hair. She has a great body, and manicured and painted toes. Stinky Martinez gets the pleasure of her pretty mouth. Stinky is a rather hairy dude that could use some trimming all over--this was kind of a deterent for the scene. But the girl is cute, with real breasts and a nice tan body so it kept my interest. He's in the middle of getting it on, when the guy from the scene before walks in and takes sloppy seconds. Which is okay with me, as Stinky kinda looks like someone's little brother and not what you expect in a porn flick. This guy gives her a harder pounding and she lets it be heard. In a few minutes he pops on her pussy. One final skit with Drunky has him going down a concrete slope in a shopping cart and a fight between Drunky and a guy dressed up in a Bear in the Blue House costume.