No Cum Dodging Allowed #3: Director's Cut

Red Light District

Genre: Gonzo, Swallowing

Director: Mike John

Cast: Cris Taliana, Lauren Phoenix, Katsumi, Missy Monroe, Roxy Gisselle, Jon Dough, Brian Surewood, Erik Everhard, Tony T., Mickey G., Steve Holmes, T. Real, Billy Banks, Tone, Juan Cuba, Glue Gunn, Sal, Jake Malone

Length: 179.5 minutes

Date of Production: 3/6/2004

Extra's: The best extra was the 22.5 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage. There was also a 27 minute long cumshot recap for those who want to skip the sex in favor of watching the women suck down a bunch of loads. There was also the usual photogallery and double sided DVD cover.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is made these days. For the most part, it looked very crisp and clear with minimal grain and video noise. The fleshtones looked accurate and there were few compression artifacts, an impressive feat considering the amount of footage put on this DVD. The audio was presented in the usual stereo English but aside from the often hollow vocals, there wasn't much to critique here.

Body of Review: Over the years, gonzo porn has become more and more about the so-called "circus acts" of sex that have each company trying to surpass in order to gain market share from their competitors. In recent years, the company with the best track record for such acts, especially with high-level production values, has been Red Light District. I remember how No Cum Dodging Allowed won some awards last year and the latest in the series, No Cum Dodging Allowed 3: Director's Cut provides even more of the same old semen swallowing action with all the sex you can handle on a single DVD. If you are looking for something on the bleeding edge of gonzo, with more fuck for your buck than just about anything else on the market, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Cris, a lean little gal with all natural breasts and an insatiable appetite for semen, started off by blowing two guys in the office while Mike tried to get her to do a scene with a horde of men (mostly Black men). Never shying away from a challenge, she finished off her first two customers before taking on the masses of men. Needless to say, she swallowed plenty of loads down her throat that day. Initially, she spit on them to get them lubed up for her thin throat and they all piled into the office, surrounding her in gang bang style. In round robin style, she took them on and had a massive amount of jizz in her mouth to swallow, which she did with no problems. After finishing them off, she was set up on a mattress where the next batch of dudes took her orally, vaginally and I would have sworn they would take her anally (but that didn't happen) before giving her several more douses of man-juice to down. Whew!

Scene Two: Lauren, a lean gal with light hair and a killer ass, teased the camera on some stairs, taunting the viewer to fuck her ass as she masturbated. Her partners were Erik and Brian S., both of whom boned her mouth and pussy like it was the last they'd have for a month. They then took her sweet ass and filled it to the brim, switching positions on a regular basis in order to cram every centimeter they could into her. They did some DP, had her clean them off PTM and ATM style, and she ate their loads like a champion too. She had a lot of energy as well, something she can almost always be counted on for showing.

Scene Three: Katsumi, the third in a series of hotties that signed at the 2004 AEE Show, gave something of an interview before her scene started in earnest. She was lucky enough to work with Erik, Tony T. (yuck), Steve and Jon by the staircase, sucking them off one by one to get them ready to deposit some of their man missiles into her mouth. Her oral talents were no less impressive than the gals that went before her, deep throating the men as if they were the size of your average porn reviewer. She took turns fucking them all, taking it in the pussy and ass, including some DP action, with the usual taste test between positions as the men switched out spots. They did spank her a bit and her energy levels were nearly as high as Lauren's throughout the scene. In the end, I lost count of how many blasts she guzzled down but she did so with the pride of her French heritage.

Scene Four: Missy, a 19 year old blonde with a pink fishnet top with great breasts, was not someone I'd seen in a lot of movies so far. This scene was credited as her first anal and DP but I enjoyed her bouncing her chest up and down just fine. She took on a bunch of guys herself (the regular RLD crowd for the most part), and after lots of blowjobs with swallowing, they started taking her other holes. Her DP was pretty intense and she screamed for them to "fuck that ass" more than a few times, acting like she really wanted to outdo the other gals in this movie. It ended with more swallowing of many loads, something to please the hardcore gonzo fans out there. In all, I think she has some real talent for the circus act sex and look forward to seeing more of her in the future.

Scene Five: Roxy, the gal on the front DVD cover that looks a lot like Katsumi, took on a couple of large Black dicks to start the scene. After draining them dry on the bed, she moved to another room where she got some more oral action, giving her the protein shake she wanted so badly. As she devoured more and more semen, she was also subjected to more men taking her in the pussy as well as hammering her mouth. She seemed a bit surprised by the anal with a DP, from her gagged moans, I'd almost think she wasn't ready for it but she took it like a champion as well. She got to taste her own pussy and ass juice like the others did and swallowed at least 14 loads down with little problem.

Summary: No Cum Dodging Allowed 3 is a movie that all raincoaters will rejoice to watch, with more fuck for the buck than anything currently available for fans of swallowing, anal sex, and DP's. There was also interracial sex for those who enjoy it and an energy level surpassing anything Red Light District has released in quite some time. That speaks volumes since their movies sell for under $20 and this one had nearly three hours to the feature itself and some good extras to go with it.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.