Skeeter Kerkove's Stick It!: Tales Of Anal Love

Metro Interactive/Bad Ass Pictures

Genre: Anal

Director: Skeeter Kerkove

Cast: Jamie Brooks, Mr. Pete, Melanie, Alex Sanders, Sabre, Scott Lyons, Lyla Lei, Bad Bob, Bridgette Kerkove, Benjamin Bratt

Length: 120 minutes

Date of Production: 10/21/2003

Extra's: The only real extras were some trailers, a photogallery, and a pop shot compilation scene to offset the spam. Not a lot for a recent DVD release with a shrinking market and expanding competition but perhaps Metro knows better than I what consumers want (and if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you in NYC).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that it was shot in. For the most part, the lighting was pretty good and the picture clear with little grain or video noise screwing up the picture this time. I saw no compression artifacts and the picture looked good in general terms (Skeeter could stand a bit of practice with the camera but nothing substantially weak was observed). The audio was presented in the standard stereo English and was about average. I didn't notice much separation between the channels and the dynamic range wasn't great but the vocals were usually clear and the music non-obtrusive.

Body of Review: Mention weird porn directors and eventually, someone will mention Skeeter Kerkove. He's the husband of long time performer Bridgette Kerkove and generally something of a nut when it comes to fussing at critics online. I'm of the mind that each tattoo of his represents a drop in IQ of something on the scale of 5 points, meaning he was either once the equal of Steven Hawking and Albert Einstein put together or he's currently as sharp as a basketball. Regardless of his lack of intellectual ability, the man is known as a decent pornographer in that he loves ass and anal sex, knowing what works on screen and what doesn't (usually at least). His latest release for Metro is Skeeter Kerkove's Stick It!: Tails Of Anal Love. In the vignette driven show, he follows a formula that has the gals taking lots of anal and ATM along with fetish clothing to make fans hot. For the most part, the formula works and if you like anal sex, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Jamie, a hot looking blonde that reminds me of a younger Jenna Jameson, pranced about in a tease sequence for the camera in a manner that drove me crazy. The scene then cut away to show Skeeter praising this cutie for finally doing anal and jammed some toy up her ass to get her ready for Pete. Pete takes one look at her perfect ass and flips out, knowing he'll have full access to it in mere moments so he started playing with it a bit to ensure it would be able to stand the rigors of his boning action. Her slutty outfit and leash didn't hurt the heat levels either, and after a little bit of oral action on his penis, she rode him hard and fast. Make no mistake, she was actively participating and not just sitting back while he did all the work; this made the scene a lot warmer than it would've otherwise been. Between the spanking, the PTM and gagging, and the anal, the scene had plenty to offer perverts everywhere. I could've used less of the ATM stuff but fans like that I'm told so I won't fuss too loudly. Fans might want to know that it ended with a facial, and her sucking him off a bit at the end.

Scene Two: Melanie, a blonde from England, started off her dance sequence by smoking a cigarette and then doing a strip act before Skeeter introduced her and applied the anal beads into her ass. Her partner was Alex and he seemed to like the gonzo action a lot more than his usual fare, making him get hard in no time at all. While he played with her anal toy, she blew him slowly, leaving the toy hanging out like a tail. Then he had her blow him as she held onto her high heels but it got better; she then did a technical double anal (DAP) with him and the toy competing for space. There was the obligatory ATM and the outdoors served as a good backdrop for the show (nice house Skeeter!). She rode him as energetically as the other gals did in the movie and the result was a fair amount of chemistry. The worst was saved for last though when she pushed out the internal anal creampie in a shitting motion, something I found gross.

Scene Three: Sabre, a brunette with a sweet ass and nice body, spent her first couple of minutes showing off why men fall all over themselves to get into her panties. She wore a fetish outfit that accentuated her curves, and after applying the anal beads, Skeeter allowed Scott to take charge of her. Aside from her ass zits, this gal was charged up and ready to go, tasting the beads after they were pulled from her tight ass. While he's something of a wussy looking dude, she didn't seem to mind and took him orally in no time flat. Her oral skills weren't the best ion the world but she gets credit for trying harder and Scott probably thanks Skeeter every day for getting him such women. She also smoked at the beginning and held her heels as he boned her but the anal wasn't as refined this time; a fact that is hard to describe. She masturbated furiously as he drilled her with his small penis and there was ATM action as well as an anal creampie.

Scene Four: Lyla, an Asian gal that liked to smoke cigarettes, showed her shapely ass and minimal breasts with a wonderful backdrop of scenery. Her thigh high boots and leather short shorts with tiny top added to her appeal and Bob seemed to like her just fine as he bent her over to spank her a bit. Bob used the anal beads on her to stretch her out as she blew him. The heel-grabbing thing took place and he entered her slowly at first with her barely hanging on as he boned her from behind. Now Bob's not much more of a stud than Scott but at least he took charge like a real man and plugged away while all those flies kept buzzing around her crotch. She did her ATM action and contributed to the scene but didn't seem as into the action as some of the other gals. Her moaning was nice but much of it seemed fake and droning so she lost points in my book. He finished it up by giving her a minimal facial that she didn't seem to mind.

Scene Five: Bridgette, the one time reigning queen of anal sex and gal on the front DVD cover, was up next . I'm sure Skeeter figured he was saving the best for last with her and to be fair, she had more anal experience than all the rest of the gals put together. If you like experience in your porn performers, you'll bow before Bridgette as the ruler of the porn Universe. Others will suggest that she's seen better days, with each side having plenty of ammunition to prove their case. Benjamin did the honors here and he ate her out a bit before sticking four fingers up her ass. He then added some more fingers, possibly trying to simulate the hundreds of chopsticks she has had there in the past. She blew him but he really didn't have much to blow compared to some of her previous partners and he then started screwing her. She rode him with ease and did lots of ATM action in several positions before he dropped his load inside her ass (and fed it to her). She was way more experienced than he was and that made the scene less worthy to me, since I prefer to see equals duck it out in bed.

Summary: I'm going to rate this one as Recommended since the cast is generally talented, the formula successful at what it tries to show, and the action good compared to much of the market these days. I think the extras could've used some work and the action might've varied a bit more but overall, I think Skeeter proved some of his critics wrong in that he could make a movie that had heat and chemistry as well as the circus act sex he loves so well. The movie isn't for the faint of heart but if you enjoy this type of thing, you could do far worse so check it out.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.